god if they are the same, casey is a major bedhog and likes humping the air in her sleep

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 3:22 PM. Reason : 1489]

7/8/2010 3:22:39 PM

Quote :

"Bada tdub party."

NERDS!

7/8/2010 3:23:45 PM

7/8/2010 3:24:23 PM

I made some blueberry vodka soaked watermelon yesterday for a hash and it was really good and now my regular watermelon doesn't taste as good. But I don't think bringing vodka watermelon to work for a snack would be the best idea. Sad.

7/8/2010 3:29:11 PM

I need to go buy a dress. I don't like to shop, really. I hate driving with my AC out right now.

7/8/2010 3:30:26 PM

mmm
mmm
mmmmm


*om nom nom*

7/8/2010 3:35:50 PM

Broken AC sucks. zxappeal can help.

7/8/2010 3:36:05 PM

I can't decide if I should hire a doula or not... and the people on the babycenter forums are not being very helpful.

7/8/2010 3:43:23 PM

I just deleted over 200 'friends' on fb. Now maybe my fb home page won't be full of fail anymore.

7/8/2010 3:52:26 PM

Quote :

"BREAKING NEWS: UP TO 10,000 CUSTOMERS OF TIME WARNER CABLE ARE WITHOUT ACCESS TO PHONE, INTERNET AND TELEVISION SERVICE IN CARY BECAUSE A CONTRACTOR ACCIDENTALLY CUT A FIBER LINE."

whoops

7/8/2010 3:54:31 PM

Oh god I might be without internet when I go home? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

7/8/2010 3:58:12 PM

OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

7/8/2010 4:01:33 PM

I'll bail you out of jail

7/8/2010 4:02:25 PM

start with yourself

7/8/2010 4:02:47 PM

OMG I hope mine isnt out! I need my internets!

7/8/2010 4:05:21 PM

that was uneventful

7/8/2010 4:16:57 PM

fuck it im going home

this shit's been exhausting today

7/8/2010 4:19:23 PM

I have detoxed since Monday......that ends right now. Cheers TWW

7/8/2010 4:29:40 PM

OK, i'll say it.........................................................true blood..............

7/8/2010 4:38:45 PM

i need tww smiley embedding in text messaging dammit

7/8/2010 4:39:01 PM

Si came up to me at your house and said, "I only have one thing to say...'Suukeh'" hahaha

and I see your sis has been catching up on the series too

7/8/2010 4:40:42 PM

DRINK!

7/8/2010 4:41:03 PM

sweeeeet eric decided not to make the photos we took getty images so i can post them wherever i want to now!

7/8/2010 4:42:22 PM

what's a getty image

I still argue that that was heavily influenced by this film:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870984/mediaindex

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 4:43 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2010 4:43:05 PM

where were they taken and did any creatures in the water scare you? i was in what looked like a similar setting once and a lamprey-type creature with rows of teeth tried to attach itself to me. so never again.

7/8/2010 4:44:08 PM

we were freaking the hell out. it was murky and COLD COLD

from my understanding getty images are like istock on crack.
they super duper enforce copyrights
and its for the more creative pictures instead of generic stock stuff (iirc)

7/8/2010 4:45:50 PM

Okay, so I read the "Limited Warranty" on this product I purchased...

Quote :

" The warranty does not apply to the following terms/conditions: 1) acts of God 2) products that have been subjected to unauthorized repair, opened, disassembled, and/or otherwise modified. 3) products used not in accordance with directions. ...."

Lol.. Acts of God? RLy?

7/8/2010 4:46:04 PM

If it isn't and you do want to make an Antichrist themed photo shoot I'm game

but I warn you it will go from zero to fucked up in 2 seconds.

7/8/2010 4:46:19 PM

*sip* touché my friend

7/8/2010 4:46:55 PM

ok finally. over an hour later i think things are straightened out. although, that was what i also thought on may 27th. aka the last time we spoke and i faxed something to you. i know, cause i keep records, see.

seriously

if i could tell the world just one thing it would be: DONT. EVER. GO. TO. GRAD. SCHOOL. EVER.

and if you do make sure you get a 100% scholarship and don't have to take out money to live on either. otherwise you have to deal with completely inefficient and inept loan companies that repeatedly tell you that you were out of school from november 2009 until may 2010 (news to me, since i graduated and all) even after you mail and fax (repeatedly) enrollment verification forms. certified. from the goddamn motherfucking university.

mmmmk amber? i realize you work at a call center but come on now, it can't be that hard do fix this after the 4th or 5th time we've spoken.

die

K LOVE YOU BYE

7/8/2010 4:49:37 PM

im still so fucking pissed i can't see strait

7/8/2010 4:58:22 PM

^ that is how i feel right now

i need to lie in a dark room with a damp cloth over my eyes

7/8/2010 4:59:50 PM

i am not sure how i feel about this level of exposure

7/8/2010 5:03:16 PM

smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

7/8/2010 5:04:55 PM

i can't concentrate on the most menial of tasks. I want to shake something

7/8/2010 5:05:30 PM

if i had a baby i'd let you shake it

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 5:06 PM. Reason : joking, of course. ]

7/8/2010 5:06:16 PM

I just wrote my own name and misspelled it

Not a good sign

7/8/2010 5:06:50 PM

i am so angry and now i have to go eat dinner with my dad's girlfriend and her daughter.

please don't be a bitch please don't be a bitch please don't be a bitch

deeeeeep

breaths.

7/8/2010 5:10:13 PM

^

7/8/2010 5:11:36 PM

more like


i think the whiny girl face is more like you, periodface

wah wah people are coming to bada
wah wah i don't like anyone
wah wah i am a miserable human being

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 5:15 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 5:13:57 PM

i can't concentrate on the most menial of tasks. I want to shake something

7/8/2010 5:15:46 PM

lolz. Kadwackle strikes back

7/8/2010 5:17:17 PM

The kick on that gun would break her arm

7/8/2010 5:18:02 PM

7/8/2010 5:18:54 PM

^^ would it? because i've shot an assault rifle before (more than one kind, not that specific one of course) and my arm didn't break

so

there goes that theory.

i'm sure scary Israeli girl will be fine.

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 5:20 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 5:19:29 PM

well you got some mighty pythons from giving out handyJs though

7/8/2010 5:20:11 PM

I meant the girl in the picture

You have more meat to cushion the impact

7/8/2010 5:20:45 PM

oh yea thats right, i forgot

cause i'm fat with huge arms

7/8/2010 5:21:57 PM

7/8/2010 5:23:24 PM

run run run as fast as you can

7/8/2010 5:23:48 PM