not fat

bigger than her

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 5:25 PM. Reason : x]

7/8/2010 5:25:02 PM

I'ma come in here and shooot you all up with my big arms


Joie's pic look like pics kinda off a famous woman photographer who's name I cannot rememeber right now.

7/8/2010 5:26:03 PM

toy story

7/8/2010 5:26:33 PM

Time to leave work and go buy a dirt bike

7/8/2010 5:27:21 PM

i'm assuming you do know, slave, since you're black and all, that there are 7 year old emaciated kids in africa that shoot guns bigger than that and somehow live (not long) to tell the tale.

perhaps it would break YOUR arm. which is totally understandable. some of us are born tuffer than others.

7/8/2010 5:28:11 PM

u tuff?

7/8/2010 5:28:34 PM

bigman talks the talk

7/8/2010 5:28:59 PM

Calm down...I know you're having a rough day, but to take it out on me is unacceptable

7/8/2010 5:30:05 PM

i bet slave has never fired a weapon in his life

7/8/2010 5:30:08 PM

thats crazy talk

7/8/2010 5:30:41 PM

i've fired hundreds of weapons... THOUSANDS

7/8/2010 5:31:15 PM

and bigman walks the walk

7/8/2010 5:31:56 PM

thousands?

7/8/2010 5:32:32 PM

^^^^ now you know what gunzz feels like on the daily

MY HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

i've actually only shot 2 guns in my life that were not a BB gun. haha. an AK47 and an M16

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 5:33 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 5:32:48 PM

i had fun firing a shotgun before

7/8/2010 5:33:51 PM

What? D'you think you're such a big shot now, because you fired a gun?

7/8/2010 5:34:07 PM

yea i keep them under my bed for when i get bored

7/8/2010 5:34:07 PM

I don't like the new kdafwaslk

She was cooler when she talked about her dog and Gossip Girl

Now she's just a wench

7/8/2010 5:36:53 PM

it all changed after that fateful day in sullivan hall

7/8/2010 5:38:27 PM

well i don't like the new slave famous

i liked him better when he posted pictures of his belly button tattoo and trolled the mods

now he's just a pussy

7/8/2010 5:39:29 PM

shower while sun burned is not fun

7/8/2010 5:41:17 PM

shower while sun-burned when cold water handle is broken is really not fun

7/8/2010 5:42:04 PM

lol.. yeahhh my head was like damn this water is cold then my feet were like OH FUCK THAT BURNS

7/8/2010 5:43:00 PM

He'll be back soon enough

I hope she will, too

7/8/2010 5:45:49 PM

The flower said, "I wish I was a tree,"
The tree said, "I wish I could be
A different kind of tree,
The cat wished that it was a bee,
The turtle wished that it could fly
Really high into the sky,
Over rooftops and then dive
Deep into the sea.

And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.
And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.

And the flower
Would be its offering
Of love to the desert.
And the desert,
So dry and lonely,
That the creatures all
Appreciate the effort.

And the rattlesnake said,
"I wish I had hands so
I could hug you like a man."
And then the cactus said,
"Don't you understand,
My skin is covered with sharp spikes
That'll stab you like a thousand knives.
A hug would be nice,
But hug my flower with your eyes."

7/8/2010 5:47:21 PM

yea maybe tomorrow.

in other news

i hope there is wine at this dinner i'm about to attend.

7/8/2010 5:47:32 PM

21221222122221222221

7/8/2010 5:47:40 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh my god

7/8/2010 6:06:04 PM

bada bing bada boom

7/8/2010 6:06:42 PM

ugh- it is hot, even in Hickory... and being outside all day in it can sure take it out of you!


now I must decide if I want to go out tonight after dinner or not

7/8/2010 6:07:51 PM

Beer at Slim's...mmmmmm

7/8/2010 6:11:34 PM

^^^that video is funny

7/8/2010 6:12:05 PM

Quote :

"i've actually only shot 2 guns in my life that were not a BB gun. haha. an AK47 and an M16"

pretty sure you didn't shoot an m16... maybe an AR15, which is the civilian version (and of course that shouldn't blow your arm off... it has a huge spring in the stock to take off the compression)

7/8/2010 6:14:38 PM

It would be nice if my second job actually gave me some hours so I wouldn't worry about 8-10 extra dollars breaking my bank, and I could actually go climbing tonight

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 6:21 PM. Reason : TRC is expensive!]

7/8/2010 6:21:19 PM

Later fools!

7/8/2010 6:27:57 PM

you can come spray my yard and i'll pay you money...

but you have to throw in a back rub with the deal

7/8/2010 6:28:37 PM

jesus fucking christ, really? really?!

7/8/2010 6:30:12 PM

7/8/2010 6:34:38 PM

i'm fading fast...

i'm about to take a pill and call it a day

7/8/2010 6:53:25 PM

so tired....goodnight, sweet thewolfweb

7/8/2010 6:54:36 PM

i love it when someone asks a question in their facebook status and no one answers them......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

7/8/2010 7:00:59 PM

ugh
rawr
grump
etc
blech.
tomorrow is going to suck 19 kinds of ass.

7/8/2010 7:06:15 PM

food

7/8/2010 7:09:55 PM

Quote :

"you can come spray my yard and i'll pay you money... but you have to throw in a back rub with the deal"

this could be arranged if I could get in touch with my boss

back rub can be arranged anytime

7/8/2010 7:14:42 PM

well i really don't need my yard sprayed...

how about i just pay you for back rubs!

7/8/2010 7:16:11 PM

WHORE

7/8/2010 7:18:40 PM

I wouldn't feel right charging you for a back rub, as I've had no professional training, but I have no qualms whatsoever with trading them

7/8/2010 7:22:59 PM

you get her drunk enough there will be a chest rub too

7/8/2010 7:23:34 PM

Quote :

"it's true"

hahaha

7/8/2010 7:25:18 PM

>_< i gotta fix my toilet downstairs, the tank won't fill

7/8/2010 7:26:16 PM