i'll be slipping things into her drink on sunday then

7/8/2010 7:27:05 PM

i'll be sure to get something to drink completely different from her then

7/8/2010 7:27:52 PM

She won't remember any of it either so no need to call the next day.

7/8/2010 7:28:22 PM

TWW Friends Forever

7/8/2010 7:28:34 PM

I got a totally unsolicited back rub this morning.
Made my fucking day.

I need to spend some more time at that house to see if they're going to be a regular occurrence. I could get used to that
--
I forget what I originally came in here to poast.

7/8/2010 7:28:51 PM

Quote :

"She won't remember any of it either so no need to call the next day."

score!

7/8/2010 7:31:29 PM

I remember what I orignally came in here to post

it was about ass hair and lube

7/8/2010 7:32:10 PM

i miss you!

7/8/2010 7:32:45 PM

aha

<1mo

7/8/2010 7:34:18 PM

7/8/2010 7:34:36 PM

I really should stop talking so much crap or I may be finding a new place to stay when I get back to raleigh tomorrow.

7/8/2010 7:35:57 PM

omg radiator
get to work
I'm fucking freezing.

7/8/2010 8:01:29 PM

Willie: Is - Is that what you mean by skin illustrations? Tattoos?
Carl: They're not tattoos, they're skin illustrations! Don't you ever call them tattoos!

7/8/2010 8:27:09 PM

no one will go to see Kooley High with me...

7/8/2010 8:32:17 PM

^ What's the cover? I might be willing to change my mind based on that.

7/8/2010 8:39:16 PM

I've decided I'm going to Perpetual Groove

7/8/2010 8:40:34 PM

doot doot (pause)

doot doot

7/8/2010 8:41:40 PM

bored

as

shiiiit

like, almost bored enough to go drinking in asheboro by myself.

7/8/2010 8:42:58 PM

i, too, am bored

i think im going to destroy some fools in word racer on yahoo

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 8:44 PM. Reason : with my buddy johnny walker]

7/8/2010 8:44:13 PM

poot poot (pause)

poot poot

7/8/2010 8:46:18 PM

wish my friend would get off the phone with his girlie. I wanna hang out. bros before hos man

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 8:49 PM. Reason : holla]

7/8/2010 8:49:15 PM

where can i buy fresh skate

i mean i want to completely butcher it myself

but i dont live near the beach

7/8/2010 8:53:05 PM

^you must have just watched the most recent Chopped

7/8/2010 8:54:27 PM

i miss food network

7/8/2010 9:07:11 PM

Is anyone not watching Lebron right now? If not, why?

7/8/2010 9:07:58 PM

i am not. the tv is not even on.

7/8/2010 9:08:19 PM

Well, you're wrong then.

7/8/2010 9:08:34 PM

justin.tv

7/8/2010 9:11:09 PM

Good morning Baltimore
There's the flasher who lives next door
There's the bum on his bar room stool
They wish me luck on my way to school

7/8/2010 9:13:26 PM

haha nba

7/8/2010 9:13:29 PM

Quote :

"pretty sure you didn't shoot an m16... maybe an AR15, which is the civilian version (and of course that shouldn't blow your arm off... it has a huge spring in the stock to take off the compression) "

nah i did it with the military in vietnam in the jungle it was an M16. i mean maybe it was an AR15 who knows but pretty sure it wasn't.

7/8/2010 9:29:59 PM

Go Kobe.

7/8/2010 9:31:18 PM

i watched lebron

what a let down

i can't cheer for the heat. sorry, LJ

7/8/2010 9:33:19 PM

I'm legitimately angry right now. Why the fuck do I follow sports? I have one team in my life that has ever won anything. Stupid.

7/8/2010 9:37:37 PM

i wanted to go out for drinks tonight but i guess that isn't happening

yay

life

7/8/2010 9:41:55 PM

very interested to see how this plays out...if at all.

must talk to Bennett.

7/8/2010 9:42:50 PM

lips like liquorish
tongue like candy
excuse me miss but can i get you out your panties?

7/8/2010 9:42:57 PM

I think that Silas and I are going to get all snuggly buggly and watch TV upstairs in bed.

7/8/2010 9:56:24 PM

i think i'm going to get all undressed and go to bed

7/8/2010 9:56:59 PM

I feel like the biggest fucking nerd for understanding facebook's leet speak language.

7/8/2010 9:57:10 PM

ever since i caught the tick crawling on me i feel all creepy crawly and icky.

7/8/2010 9:58:18 PM

imma get real drunk tomorrow, that is all.

7/8/2010 10:00:43 PM

I want mango sorbet

7/8/2010 10:08:59 PM

tonight i did something i never imagined in my life i'd be doing

and it was fine

i still can't imagine having step siblings though

no offense. i just never EVER even considered that ever in my entire existence.

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 10:12 PM. Reason : ,]

7/8/2010 10:12:25 PM

. . . were you forced to go to someone's family reunion or something?

7/8/2010 10:15:33 PM

I'm actually angry. More than I thought I'd be.

Maybe, I am still a Knicks fan and I just didn't know it. Need sleep now.

7/8/2010 10:16:36 PM

I set my alarm. My alarm goes off. I yell at the alarm and throw it sometimes.

I feel bad for my alarm, it's only doin what I asked it to do - and it has to suffer

when will the madness end?????

7/8/2010 10:17:24 PM

I love the fact that there is a guy that looks JUST LIKE Jason Mraz that comes to Molly's every weekend, even though he lives in Raleigh...and especially love the fact that I've made friends with him.

7/8/2010 10:22:32 PM

Quote :

". . . were you forced to go to someone's family reunion or something? "

hahaha no. i went to dinner at my dad's gfs house and met one of her daughters (she has 2, i hadn't met either so this was was the first encounter with daughter #1).

speaking of being forced to go to family reunions. i would love to force someone to come to one of mine sometime. my family is cray cray. but not like in cousins marrying cousins

well

i think 2 of my cousins (they're like 5th cousins to me and each other) might have gotten married.

7/8/2010 10:34:24 PM

Alright fools, I'm going to sleep now.

7/8/2010 10:54:02 PM