goodnight!

7/8/2010 10:54:50 PM

'night son!

7/8/2010 10:55:22 PM

where'd you go

7/8/2010 11:18:53 PM

i want new, cuter glasses

7/8/2010 11:29:25 PM

I want new glasses, and the money to pay for them.

I am teh emoest

7/8/2010 11:33:48 PM

emoest

WORD OF TEH DAY

7/8/2010 11:34:19 PM

for the first time today i am COLD

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

it feels so good to be cold.

7/8/2010 11:36:17 PM

GOING TO BED

7/8/2010 11:36:22 PM

OK THEN

7/8/2010 11:37:01 PM

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!??!?

7/8/2010 11:37:45 PM

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR

7/8/2010 11:38:01 PM

I AM WOMAN
HEAR ME RAWR

7/8/2010 11:38:13 PM

bbbitch and moan

bbitch and bitch andmoan

(the song)

7/8/2010 11:39:29 PM

i want to go get a water bottle from downstairs

i'm thirsty

i drank several glasses of wine ton and now i'm parched

BUT

that requires moving. but so does filling up my tiny cup in the bathroom every 5 seconds. *SIGH*

maybe i can text my brother to bring me one

7/8/2010 11:43:55 PM

what's wrong with my kitty?

7/8/2010 11:48:22 PM

fuck you broken dryer, I have 2 wet loads left, fuck you you mother fucker

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 11:50 PM. Reason : s]

7/8/2010 11:49:39 PM

it's a good thing we gave everyone juice boxes today, looks like smithfield has yet another boil water warning.

7/8/2010 11:59:05 PM

Smithfield does have some nasty water.

I get my juice and water from four loko. that is all.

I need to go to sleep, but I think I have to play good samaritan again tonight.

7/9/2010 12:02:25 AM

what does that mean?

7/9/2010 12:03:22 AM

which part?

7/9/2010 12:04:00 AM

my tummy has been acting up all week, and i have not had a drop of that water to drink. i do however wash my hands in it on a regular basis, due to changing diapers and helping with potty training, but it is with antibacterial soap. crud monkeys. i might have the poop water aids.

7/9/2010 12:04:07 AM

the last part

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 12:07 AM. Reason : omg herding cats while intoxicated is extremely difficult]

7/9/2010 12:04:18 AM

you should know now

check out that GREEN

7/9/2010 12:07:25 AM

go green indeed

7/9/2010 12:09:24 AM

waaaaah

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 12:11 AM. Reason : my favorite quote of the day: "there's an inbox??? do i have an inbox???"]

7/9/2010 12:10:24 AM

angry pussy!

biscuit is such a bitch

7/9/2010 12:16:52 AM

LAWL, PUSSY ON PUSSY ACTION

The5thsoth pwnt, stay home

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 12:22 AM. Reason : .]

7/9/2010 12:17:24 AM

I should really go to bed, but I think I'll continue drinking until I can call Peter and wake him up.

7/9/2010 12:27:22 AM

I mean, its like 530 there or something. DO IT NOW

7/9/2010 12:28:11 AM

mmmm. chocolate tums.

7/9/2010 12:29:46 AM

no he said 1am and i said 2am. I'm going to finish this beer and then drink another one and then wake his ass up.

7/9/2010 12:30:43 AM

there yah go

7/9/2010 12:32:40 AM

i finally figured out a thing my dog understands as "NO"

grabbing her scruff of her neck!

i hope it doesn't hurt her too much. i did it hard like twice and she cried and now when i grab it i don't do it hard i just put my hand on it and she KNOWS

before i would say "NO" or clap my hands or point at her and she'd just bark or try to bite me.

NOW I HAVE THE POWER!

7/9/2010 12:46:36 AM

why isn't Samuel Adams a twist top. Its fucking domestic

7/9/2010 12:46:54 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG4ztixR2KM

7/9/2010 12:49:42 AM

or you could just counter-top that BITCH

7/9/2010 12:52:36 AM

this is my last beeerrrrr!!!!

7/9/2010 12:54:25 AM

my dog is thirsty but she just had a whole bowl of water

and she's gonna have to pee at like 3AM

i feel bd though. she's licking an empty bowl

7/9/2010 12:57:03 AM

counter-top that BITCH (put the lip of the cap on top of the counter and slap the bottle straight down)

bmel is right, I should just go to sleep.

7/9/2010 12:57:15 AM

^^ that's awful!

^ tomorrow is another day. I used a bottle opener.

7/9/2010 12:58:31 AM

^^^That is what training a puppy is all about.

Bottle opener...

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 12:59 AM. Reason : ^'s]

7/9/2010 12:58:33 AM

look at my toessss!!



[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 1:00 AM. Reason : lol drunk]

7/9/2010 1:00:13 AM

I said the counter-top....not the top of your foot...

7/9/2010 1:01:05 AM

lol that was Melissa's cat that did that. >_< I meant the nail polish.

7/9/2010 1:02:24 AM

sleep time, fuck being a good samaritan, especially if it doesn't seem to matter.

7/9/2010 1:08:42 AM

^ yup fuck that hoebag

7/9/2010 1:09:08 AM

ughhhh


THIS IS WHY I DONT TALK TO CLASSMATES NOW I WANT TO CRY AND AM SUPER STRESSED

jesus

7/9/2010 1:10:03 AM

7/9/2010 1:10:05 AM

7/9/2010 1:11:35 AM

Hello ladies

7/9/2010 1:12:49 AM