^^its true. he made the first one out of one of his beautiful eyelashes.

[Edited on April 27, 2005 at 2:12 PM. Reason : .]

4/27/2005 2:11:56 PM

bill brasky was awarded a pulitzer prize after a shocking expose on grave robbers who had been eating the corpse of william randolph hearst

i still think brasky framed those nuns

4/27/2005 2:12:44 PM

His last bowel movement was in 1978, and it was visible from outer space.

4/27/2005 2:16:40 PM

i had lunch with bill brasky in 1982, brasky ordered a $300 bowl of soup, it came with the souls of the wicked and three guatemalean hearts

no crackers though

4/27/2005 2:18:58 PM

Bill Brasky dry heaves while masturbating.....and women love him for it

4/27/2005 2:57:45 PM

He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.

4/27/2005 3:03:33 PM

Brasky has correspondences from Julius Ceaser, Elvis Presley, and Napoleon Bonaparte
they all say the same thing,
"Dear Bill, I'll leave the money behind a sycamore tree exactly where you want it, now please let my children go, your friend"

4/27/2005 4:55:59 PM

Bill Brasky's sweat is the cure for cancer, but he won't give it to the scientific community because he doesn't care about cancer. He is immune, and that is all that matters to him.

4/27/2005 5:09:15 PM

6 years ago, Bill Brasky was hired by a toy manufacturer to impregnate a whole village of Southeast Asian women. He obliged.

To this day, damn if those kids don't make the best Hot Wheels cars ever collected by losers that live in their mother's basement.

4/27/2005 5:19:02 PM

did you know that the us-japan peace treaty of 1951 which ended combat in the pacific theater during WWII was actually signed on brasky's stomach? yeah apparently he earned the nickname u.s.s. missouri because of his penchant for utterly destroying the country of japan whenever he emptied a bottle of scotch. its amazing the things history doesnt tell us.










as an aside, we've started making these up about a guy i work with....short round guy (picture the jump to conclusions mat guy from office space) and so i make one up for him and then use it for brasky.

5/2/2005 5:09:06 PM

The sight of Brasky bungee jumping from the great wall of China with his scrotum as a chord was so beautiful the only way the Chinese could top the high was become addicted to opium and carry the british in rik-shaws

5/2/2005 5:30:06 PM

i may seriously take this thread out of My Topics

5/2/2005 11:59:43 PM

that son of a bitch

5/6/2005 6:03:54 PM

are you guys talking about Bill Brasky again?

5/6/2005 6:08:50 PM

Bill Brasky co-wrote the pilot episode of MacGyver while on a drunken jag with Paul Simon.

5/6/2005 6:11:28 PM

^Shit, Bill Brasky invented me. Now that is hard to do!

5/6/2005 6:15:54 PM

no no

Simon created the character

Brasky wrote the part of the pilot that involved the mullet

5/6/2005 6:49:55 PM

jelisa

5/7/2005 1:31:28 PM

Bill Brasky has his pants specially made from cacti and recycled GM cars.

5/9/2005 8:14:45 PM

ah, snewf

5/9/2005 11:33:10 PM

Brasky uses the Washington monument for a rectal thermometer

Only he knows how to read the results though, that beautiful anal temperature taking bastard

5/9/2005 11:51:04 PM

Brasky's halitosis is the sole culprit for the holes in the ozone layer

5/10/2005 12:00:47 AM

Bill Brasky once delivered the baby of a British prostitute on a rainy day in Wales. That child later grew up to become Catherine Zeta Jones.

[Edited on May 10, 2005 at 10:25 AM. Reason : .]

5/10/2005 10:14:53 AM

^ I <3 Catherine Zeta-Jones

5/10/2005 11:50:54 AM

I once witnessed Brasky eat an entire cow, bones and all. Three weeks later he shit out the finest leather coat I've had the pleasure to see and two dozen perfect filet mignons.

5/10/2005 12:03:34 PM

ohhhh that was funny..
I just lol'd all up in dh hill

5/10/2005 12:08:21 PM

Rumor has it that Brasky has sired numerous bastard children including Hercules and Shaka Zulu, although the latter was from an expirement where he fired a mixture of his semen, napalm, and the teeth of of an overgrown piranha into crowds of african women.

5/10/2005 1:00:59 PM

Brasky is actually responsible for the demise of hundreds of thousands of Irish people in the mid 1850's. he didnt DIRECTLY kill them, he just REALLY REALLY likes waffle fries.

5/10/2005 2:11:59 PM

Contrary to popular belief, Trix are also for Bill Brasky

5/10/2005 2:24:31 PM

^ hahahahah that's the best one in a while

5/10/2005 4:38:26 PM

So Brasky was in town last week and slept with my wife. Doctor says in 23 weeks I'll be the proud father of the new starting offensive line of the Green Bay Pakers.

6/6/2005 10:55:17 AM

Quote :

"I once witnessed Brasky eat an entire cow, bones and all. Three weeks later he shit out the finest leather coat I've had the pleasure to see and two dozen perfect filet mignons."

ahahahaha

-ZiP!-

6/6/2005 10:58:51 AM

^ that's a good one

6/6/2005 11:04:34 AM

i witnessed bill brasky claim to quit the wolf web

then come back and post under an alias

something done only by the gayest of the gay

6/6/2005 11:06:19 AM

who said anything about quitting

more like lost password

6/6/2005 12:02:41 PM

bump in honor of poopface still surviving life in Iraq

TO BILL BRASKY!!

6/7/2005 10:05:52 AM

Brasky framed Roger Rabbit

6/7/2005 10:14:30 AM

^
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6/7/2005 12:14:29 PM

Bill Brasky and me went to a bar one day and we saw a beautiful woman across the room, and I'll be damned if he didn't go over there punch her in the mouth and tell her to buy him a scotch. Long story short he later told me it was his mother.

8/5/2005 4:04:04 PM

brasky and i were at a cookout
and you know how brasky is when he is eating

well, he's chomping down on this giant burger
and he's complaining about it being a little gritty

i tell him to stop eating and look in the burger

sure enough, he was eating the hosts of the party
and had been grinding his teeth on their pocket change and dental fillings

that bill brasky...
he's a real son of a bitch

8/5/2005 4:09:24 PM

I hear Brasky never caught the clap in Korea because the bacteria couldn't survive in the harsh environment of his particulars.

8/5/2005 4:09:33 PM

http://billbrasky.ytmnd.com/

8/5/2005 4:09:56 PM

brasky is banned from china because he can eat rice faster than they can grow it

8/5/2005 4:12:39 PM

Bill Brasky is the sole reason the state of Minnesota has an option for measuring the alcohol blood content of motorists they suspect of driving under the influence.

[Edited on August 5, 2005 at 4:13 PM. Reason : ahahahaha that's probably the best one Woodfoot's done]

8/5/2005 4:13:02 PM

damn, i wasn't even that happy with it
it was almost a throw away until i could think of a better one

so what does that say about the ones i wrote that i really like?

8/5/2005 4:14:52 PM

Let me tell you something about Bill Brasky: hardest-working son of a bitch in the office! He was workin' 200 hours a week until someone told him there aren't but 168, and I'll be damned if we didn't end up having to redo the time sheets and calendars, too! Why do you think Congress is extending Daylight Saving Time? To Bill Brasky!

[Edited on August 5, 2005 at 4:31 PM. Reason : ...]

8/5/2005 4:19:12 PM

Around these parts, we refer to February the 29th as Bill Brasky Day. "Why" you ask? Well one day that rotten sonuvabitch leaped over a building, grabbed the end of a rainbow, and squeezed fruity marshmallows out of it.

8/5/2005 4:23:09 PM

speaking of brasky and his calendars
can't remember what day of the week it is to save his life

for a while he spent $14,000 a year on calendars for the office so whenever he looked around he could see the day

then the bastard got smart, and spends $500 on custom calendars for the office
he has every day changed to "Today"


except friday
because even brasky is working for the weekend

8/5/2005 4:28:12 PM

often imitated, never duplicated

8/5/2005 6:08:59 PM

8/24/2005 1:38:06 PM