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11/28/2010 9:30:29 PM

That heisenberg strip was AWESOME

11/28/2010 10:28:15 PM

damn



The only winning move is to play, perfectly, waiting for your opponent to make a mistake.

12/11/2010 1:22:36 PM

This also guarantees he won't be one of the ones to get a bobcat.

12/23/2010 4:14:13 PM

i dont get it

12/23/2010 4:44:15 PM

I hear that there are actual lyrics later on in Land of 1,000 Dances, but other than the occasional 'I said,' I've never listened long enough to hear any of them.

1/24/2011 2:57:59 PM

He should have put "Hey Jude" after the 11th "NA"; also I thought there were more like 18 "NA"s before "Batman!" and only 9 before "Katamari Damacy!"

finally there are many more lyrics in Land of 1,000 Dances: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP4oa6Pe1tU

1/24/2011 3:18:57 PM

He also missed So What by Pink... when I first heard the song and couldn't remember what it was, I googled "na na na na na na na, na na na na na na", and it came up.

1/24/2011 4:53:38 PM

i thought there were 3 heys before goodbye

1/24/2011 5:09:42 PM

the 2nd hey is kinda drawn out

1/24/2011 5:11:26 PM

oic

1/24/2011 5:12:10 PM

Quote :

"i dont get it "

What don’t you get? It’s playing off the coupon code as a means of extortion. Like “if you don’t give me this stuff for free, i’ll tell everyone that you stole from a dying woman.”

The bobcat thing is a reference to a past comic.

1/24/2011 7:23:33 PM

"I can't believe I forgot Hey Jude.
I don't get do-overs, but I couldn't resist making a fixed version."

1/25/2011 12:34:51 PM

There is one too many na's for Katamari Damacy.

1/25/2011 12:38:58 PM

1/29/2011 10:23:12 AM

3/31/2011 2:56:19 PM

Themistocles said his infant son ruled all Greece -- "Athens rules all Greece; I control Athens; my wife controls me; and my infant son controls her." Thus, nowadays the world is controlled by whoever buys advertising time on Dora the Explorer.

5/13/2011 5:11:16 PM

6/9/2011 12:18:36 PM

If you're a geologist or geophysicist and you don't introduce yourself by saying your name, then gesturing downward and saying "... and I study that", I don't know what you're doing with your life.

6/17/2011 3:42:50 PM

"This is the reference implementation of the self-referential joke."

7/5/2011 10:56:58 AM

http://www.isxkcdshittytoday.com/

7/5/2011 11:02:20 AM

The best thing about Strunk/White fanfiction is that it's virtually guaranteed to be well written.

7/11/2011 6:59:30 PM

Each quarter of the lanes from left to right correspond loosely to breast cancer stages one through four (at diagnosis).

8/1/2011 10:25:17 AM

EPIC YAWNS

8/1/2011 11:10:23 AM

why you stop?

10/8/2011 2:38:12 PM

11/7/2011 10:52:23 PM

I can so relate to this....

11/18/2011 11:26:24 AM

^ that + plus googling an error, seeing the first result is a thread you posted on a tech message board

11/18/2011 12:02:32 PM

^,^^ man this happened to me just yesterday.

Lost souls.

11/18/2011 12:03:49 PM

^^^hahahah

11/18/2011 1:38:36 PM

All. The. Time.

We Are Not Alone

11/18/2011 2:17:17 PM

That was one of the best evar.

11/18/2011 5:07:24 PM

http://xkcd.com/980/

Money

11/29/2011 12:36:04 AM

^ wow that's extremely impressive.

I wonder what it took to put that together.

11/29/2011 1:02:43 AM

12/1/2011 1:10:31 PM

5/9/2012 4:38:47 PM

http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

Quote :

"Answering your hypothetical questions with physics, every Tuesday."

this is awesome. Last week was the first one (I think), the question was "What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?"

The whole thing is too long to post, but it ends with this:

Quote :

"Everything within roughly a mile of the park is leveled, and a firestorm engulfs the surrounding city. The baseball diamond is now a sizable crater, centered a few hundred feet behind the former location of the backstop. A careful reading of official Major League Baseball Rule 6.08(b) suggests that in this situation, the batter would be considered "hit by pitch", and would be eligible to advance to first base."

7/10/2012 10:00:56 AM

^nice

subscribed.

7/10/2012 10:36:46 AM

bump

8/17/2012 2:31:03 PM

bump. Today's XKCD is really cool, but I don't know how to link it.

9/19/2012 10:09:45 AM

i spent probably 10 mins exploring the pic. went left until I found the trapdoor and then kept going down and right (and sometimes up) until I found a cavern with a graveyard, tikihuts, and a submarine. I wish I could just see a zoomed out pic of it on a google maps app

when i finally found a shaft back to the surface, it was from a pipe in a recreation of SMB world 1-1

[Edited on September 19, 2012 at 10:30 AM. Reason : cool]

9/19/2012 10:28:39 AM

i went all the way to the right on land, then left on land until a tunnel took me down and back around to the tikihuts mentioned

9/19/2012 10:39:16 AM

^Me too

That was ridiculous

9/19/2012 11:03:47 AM

here's a map

http://www.wickedglitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/result1.png



[Edited on September 19, 2012 at 11:40 AM. Reason : e]

9/19/2012 11:40:23 AM

still tiny

found someone compiled all the pics on a website you can load up

http://iclub.site40.net/xkcd.html

tiles that don't load had nothing there

[Edited on September 19, 2012 at 11:55 AM. Reason : may break computers]

9/19/2012 11:42:46 AM

that's cool - saw most everything the first time through - just gotta get out to the extreme left and right now

9/19/2012 12:14:04 PM

Quote :

"still tiny"

um, yeah, its a fucking map

9/19/2012 12:25:03 PM

is there an svg somewhere?

9/19/2012 2:57:36 PM

^^^^ Ha, I was about to put that together and thought to check here first
+1 for lazy!

[Edited on September 19, 2012 at 3:28 PM. Reason : More up!]

9/19/2012 3:28:07 PM

http://imgs.xkcd.com/clickdrag/1n33w.png
http://imgs.xkcd.com/clickdrag/1n48e.png
http://imgs.xkcd.com/clickdrag/1n1e.png
http://imgs.xkcd.com/clickdrag/1n2e.png

9/19/2012 5:05:38 PM