Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I made out with my best friend's boyfriend's brother in his hot tub. It was a mistake. He was a terrible kisser. And totally unattractive. Alcohol is bad, mmmk." |
[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 3:01 PM. Reason : 15]11/11/2009 3:01:22 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i REALLY want to have sex with ThePeter" |
nobody wants to have sex with the evan, though ]11/11/2009 3:03:04 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Stop PMing me about that last one. I'm not going to tell you who it is." |
Assuming that the guy enjoyed himself, I think it's really, really sad that they don't feel it's okay to admit to it later. This is why people are straightjacketed by what people think is "normal."11/11/2009 3:04:29 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I may have made out with your gf. I don't remember it, but there are pics that seem to indicate that we've made out while wasted. " |
11/11/2009 3:04:41 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
oh hai 11/11/2009 3:04:53 PM |
Beowulf All American 681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I told my husband I left some papers at the office, but I really went to a hotel and had sex with one of our mutual friends." |
11/11/2009 3:05:50 PM |
Yao Ming All American 866 Posts user info edit post |
pm me some confessions sons 11/11/2009 3:05:51 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I didn't tell a guy I loved him because I was worried that if he said it back it wouldn't be true. I regret that now, and sometimes I'm still tempted to tell him I did because it eats at me. " |
11/11/2009 3:06:43 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
that's some dawson's creek-esque drama there^ 11/11/2009 3:07:40 PM |
BRAVEHEART22 All American 839 Posts user info edit post |
please send some confessions this way...I want to play, too 11/11/2009 3:08:29 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my new student's father is really hot. i would cross this line. " |
11/11/2009 3:10:18 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I once saw my father naked and was slightly aroused" |
11/11/2009 3:11:16 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
wat 11/11/2009 3:11:56 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
wat
^^^teacher ^^new student
EXPOSED?!!?!] 11/11/2009 3:12:28 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
good thread, evan 11/11/2009 3:12:36 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i want to add the lady that cut my hair today on facebook because i am attracted to her. she has a tongue piercing and I love brunettes with good eyes. " |
Quote : | "I really want to believe in God but I guess I'm Agnostic. I used to occasionally smoke (as in maybe a time or two every month), but it got to the point where every time I smoked I would basically transform into a Nihilist, and it was super fucking depressing, EVERY TIME, IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY, which is why I stopped. Holy run-on sentence, batman." |
11/11/2009 3:13:02 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
good excellent thread, evan
11/11/2009 3:13:28 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
thank you, people. to both of you 11/11/2009 3:13:54 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "One of my bosses has been interviewing people here at our office for another coworker's position.
it has been a big secret as to what they are hiring for, but I found out last Friday.
The guy that is getting replaced has no idea that he is about to be fired and everyone hates him, so i have no desire to tell him. " |
11/11/2009 3:14:00 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my last fuck buddy had a hot tub. and great weed. i miss him. well his hot tub and his drugs anyway. " |
11/11/2009 3:14:37 PM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18402 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i want to fuck evan's brains out, he's so hot" |
11/11/2009 3:15:38 PM |
BRAVEHEART22 All American 839 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i want to hook up with a colleague at work but she is not available " | 11/11/2009 3:15:51 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I once cheated on my live-in bf while I was on a business trip in Miami. I met a hot, older guy at the bar and had amazing sex that night. Way better than my bf. He lasted all night. And for whatever reason, he loved licking ass. And surprisingly, it felt awesome. It was over a year ago and I still fantasize about him." |
^^oh snap son]11/11/2009 3:15:55 PM |
Beowulf All American 681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "if I ever saw Olivia Wilde, I'd get down on a knee and propose with a rubber band or bread tie or whatever I might happen to have on me as a ring." |
Quote : | "my bf(also on tww) LOVES gangbang porn" |
11/11/2009 3:16:05 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i want to fuck evan's brains out, he's so hot" |
hot damn, lots of people want evan 11/11/2009 3:17:03 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
MOAR ppl 11/11/2009 3:17:12 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Bahahahahaha.
[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 3:17 PM. Reason : carats] 11/11/2009 3:17:40 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I want some more confessions 11/11/2009 3:18:15 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I prefer men who are in their 40s. They know what they're doing." |
11/11/2009 3:19:42 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i'm really jealous of a lot of the confessions because they are sexual in nature " |
11/11/2009 3:19:50 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The closest I've ever been to a threesome was at a party when a girl I was extremely attracted to (who also posts on TWW) came onto my ex-girlfriend while we were all rolling around in a bed and suggested we have a threesome. My ex-girlfriend turned her down. I never forgave her for that." |
11/11/2009 3:20:14 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
haha that sucks 11/11/2009 3:20:45 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i want someone to pm me a confession!
" |
11/11/2009 3:23:01 PM |
Yao Ming All American 866 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i know my friend is making wrong decision about his career but i cant do anything that will change his decision! i will hate myself forever for this " |
Quote : | "One time, sawahash and myself hooked up in the back of my SUV on the top level of the Coliseum parking deck. She was wild. The rips in the fabric from her biting are still there. It was incredible, but every time I try to get a booty call from her, she hangs up on me. I still think about her." |
11/11/2009 3:25:44 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i want someone to pm me a confession!" |
11/11/2009 3:25:47 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
^^hahahah what the hell? 11/11/2009 3:26:52 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
damn girl didn't know you had it in you!! 11/11/2009 3:30:14 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "sometimes when i sit the right way and I laugh it makes my boobs jiggle. When I realize that I'm sitting that that magic position I will laugh for no reason just so I can make my boobs jiggle." |
11/11/2009 3:30:52 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Part of me feels she's just using me for sex. " |
11/11/2009 3:31:00 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I asked my boyfriend to fuck me doggy style on his coffee table but he declined saying he didn't want to scratch it" |
[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 3:31 PM. Reason : lawls]11/11/2009 3:31:02 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^haha me either! I must have gone all vampire or something.
[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 3:31 PM. Reason : ] 11/11/2009 3:31:12 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i spend all my money on beer, food, and cocaine. i have no problem with this " |
stay above the infuence buddy!11/11/2009 3:31:27 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I lost a great deal of weight a few years back and though I felt great the sheer amount of attention I got from guys freaked me out. I've since put much of it back on but what does it say about me that I would like to be thin but am more comfortable not being as noticeable to the opposite sex." |
11/11/2009 3:33:21 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I can suck my own dick" |
11/11/2009 3:33:26 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "There are two kids of porn that I really really like:
1.a guy jacking off
2 2 girls rubbing boobs" |
[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 3:35 PM. Reason : KEEP 'EM COMIN!!]11/11/2009 3:35:20 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't hook up with people in the back of SUV's on top of a parking deck, I only hook up with people in the back of minivans on the top of a parking deck." |
11/11/2009 3:36:03 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " I love blood and gore. I can look at pictures of dead people from murder investigations all day long and it doesn't faze me at all. However, if I see/hear anybody vomitting, it turns my stomach and I have to leave the room or get away ASAP." |
11/11/2009 3:36:12 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""Part of me feels she's just using me for sex. "" |
Pretty sure that whoever confessed this should not be complaining about this.11/11/2009 3:37:34 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
^ i didn't confess that....but i've been in that position before and if it's someone you really like, it does suck 11/11/2009 3:38:27 PM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
TWO
KIDS
OF
PORN 11/11/2009 3:38:57 PM |