one fiddy

3/29/2010 7:24:45 PM

per minute

3/29/2010 7:26:00 PM

it'll be worth it
I figure I can get about 10 seconds out of it.

.5 seconds for me to actually penetrate
and 2 seconds of her thinking "tha fuck? I KNOW that mofo didn't just put his ding a ling in my hoo-haa"
then 7 seconds on her debating whether or not she likes it
then .5 seconds for her to get up.

3/29/2010 7:26:28 PM

the perfect plan

3/29/2010 7:31:02 PM

^^ That is the greatest play-by-play.

3/29/2010 7:31:51 PM

well thats cool i only need one second after the 10 to put a bullet between the eyes

3/29/2010 7:33:15 PM

you won't be the first chick to commit suicide after having sex with me ಠ_ಠ

don't worry. I'll still throw your money on your corpse

3/29/2010 7:34:25 PM

I MEANT YOUR EYES

i'd turn around like i was about to kiss you. you'd fall for it. then BAM.

3/29/2010 7:37:54 PM

since it's a clearance sale, what's the price to have you tickle my scrote with your eyelashes?

3/29/2010 7:39:12 PM

ew

not happening

unless you fork over $1000

3/29/2010 7:39:38 PM

I thought we were cool

3/29/2010 7:39:48 PM

so you're saying there's a chance

3/29/2010 7:41:24 PM

3/29/2010 7:42:28 PM

time to break out the piggy bank

we had a good run dr. bacobutt

3/29/2010 7:45:30 PM

3/29/2010 7:51:49 PM

girl i got my grand

3/29/2010 7:55:09 PM

i like the part where he beats off looking at asuka and jizzes all over her chest when she wakes up.

that shit is hilarious, and the start of an epic Freudian downfall

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 7:56 PM. Reason : ]

3/29/2010 7:55:59 PM

the fuck?

3/29/2010 7:59:29 PM

??

3/30/2010 10:55:05 PM

Did you ever read the tax book?

3/30/2010 11:06:35 PM

nah i'm going to do it before class tom. i looked at the assignment and its only 20 pages so it shouldn't take TOO long

3/30/2010 11:07:56 PM

Quote :

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Did you find this funny? I sure as hell did.

3/30/2010 11:09:13 PM

i thought it was kinda gross

3/30/2010 11:10:10 PM

Men In Black II unfunny? whodathunkit?

3/30/2010 11:10:45 PM

Did have any "My Little Pony" ponies?

3/30/2010 11:10:47 PM

^^ haha

^ yes i had a ton of them

3/30/2010 11:11:38 PM

i came here to tell you that I have no questions because i don't care.

3/30/2010 11:14:31 PM

well you cared enough to come let me know. thx.

3/30/2010 11:15:06 PM

Did you have "Polly Pocket" or any other nameless 90's toys?

3/30/2010 11:15:43 PM

When do you ovulate?

3/30/2010 11:16:07 PM

dont flatter yourself

3/30/2010 11:17:34 PM

^^^ polly pocket, american girl dolls, my little ponies, barbies ummmm baby roller blades

^^ no fucking clue

^ original

[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 11:18 PM. Reason : .]

3/30/2010 11:17:36 PM

dummy



[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 11:19 PM. Reason : x]

3/30/2010 11:18:57 PM

Do women favor manscaping?

3/30/2010 11:21:24 PM

yes theydo

3/30/2010 11:21:37 PM

Have you interned at a law firm?

3/30/2010 11:26:02 PM

no

well i interned at legal aid so i guess that kinda counts

3/30/2010 11:33:58 PM

i'm bored in class

3/31/2010 1:52:18 PM

Fap?

3/31/2010 1:58:13 PM

noooooooo

3/31/2010 1:58:31 PM

can you help me with some VBA?

3/31/2010 2:00:29 PM

i don't know what VBA issssss

3/31/2010 2:03:36 PM

how much money would you have to make a year for you to be satisfied?

I'm flummoxed

Too much is never enough

3/31/2010 2:04:42 PM

enough to live comfortably and save some

i don't really know how much that is

i mean i'd be happy to have a $50,000 a year job but i don't know if i would be satisfied. not because i'm greedy but because i feel like i've spent too much on my education to settle for that. but i will probably have to settle for a year or so.

3/31/2010 2:05:57 PM

50000 with a law degree is foolishness

Aim a little higher than than

3/31/2010 2:07:09 PM

I KNOW. thats what i'm sayin.

3/31/2010 2:08:59 PM

3/31/2010 6:20:03 PM

hahahaha

not very often

3/31/2010 6:20:45 PM

Would you say that you're fairly scared and intimidated by me, to the point of being TERRIFIED enough to pee in your pants?!

3/31/2010 6:23:39 PM

i am not threatened by you at all

3/31/2010 6:26:35 PM