Quote :

"LOL yeah this cat ran under a car and got oil all over her head, and she did NOT like it when we tried to clean her up "

You failed the day you were born son.

7/11/2010 4:16:40 PM

Quote :

"so percy is the errand boy now?"

Lol. I'm always the errand boy for the drunkards.

7/11/2010 4:18:01 PM

i just saw PackPrincess in only a bra


scandalous!




























it was just from the back though

7/11/2010 4:19:09 PM

yeah, and he failed his task, i was almost stabbed!

7/11/2010 4:21:01 PM

I think I figured something out just now.

7/11/2010 4:23:00 PM

EXTRA TIME!??

NOOOOOOOOO

Apparently I need to be where PackPrincess is....because apparently she rolls naked where she can get stabbed. Sounds exciting.

7/11/2010 4:23:17 PM

I wouldn't get too excited about it son.

7/11/2010 4:25:44 PM

7/11/2010 4:27:03 PM

Nah

7/11/2010 4:28:05 PM

PackPrincess rolling around naked sounds exciting in general

7/11/2010 4:31:22 PM

aha facebook status

Quote :

"The male : female ratio at white collar is about 1 : 5. Nice. Too bad I'll still be a virgin when I leave here"

7/11/2010 4:36:26 PM

^wtf

7/11/2010 4:37:32 PM

My cock.

7/11/2010 4:38:16 PM

Jesús Navas is beautiful.

7/11/2010 4:39:40 PM

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP

7/11/2010 4:49:43 PM

feel horrrrrible

7/11/2010 4:53:20 PM

beer time

7/11/2010 4:58:21 PM

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

7/11/2010 4:58:38 PM

7/11/2010 5:07:18 PM

my bff has abandoned me!
o woe is me!

7/11/2010 5:09:30 PM

^^hahahhhahahahaha

7/11/2010 5:11:56 PM

almost time to depart

7/11/2010 5:12:04 PM

Yup. I'm trying to decide if I should get there on time or arrive fashionably late.
Since someone went without me.

7/11/2010 5:13:09 PM

sick of this fucking shit and the fucking games.

I should be done with this shit by now.

7/11/2010 5:15:47 PM

Someone is going to get deleted on Facebook if they don't respond to texts instead of napping.

7/11/2010 5:16:55 PM

lol thats how it goes amirite?

7/11/2010 5:17:24 PM

I responded!!!
But maybe I should change my mind.
Tell Elise to pick my ass up.
I'll be the one soaked in rum and cherry coke.

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 5:18 PM. Reason : !]

7/11/2010 5:17:27 PM

i was drunk and terrified in that picture...

7/11/2010 5:21:01 PM

bottled an american pale ale

smelled damn good

7/11/2010 5:21:09 PM

should i go to target before or after a nap

I'ma go with before I think

7/11/2010 5:22:18 PM

religulous seems like a petty bitter movie

7/11/2010 5:27:13 PM

it is.

He's basically the same as people like Gary the Brickyard preacher, just preaching the other thing.

He ends up looking like an idiot by trying to prove you wrong.

7/11/2010 5:30:36 PM

i just caught about 5 minutes of it, pondering sitting down and watching the whole thing

7/11/2010 5:32:56 PM

I wearing the exact same shirt I wore last night because I'm lame.

7/11/2010 5:33:22 PM

I kinda want to go do something, but I don't know what.

7/11/2010 5:41:33 PM

i would say we should go rock climbing, but they close in an hour



[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 5:59 PM. Reason : ^to glenn]

7/11/2010 5:59:02 PM

That does sound fun.

I wish my 8 hour paycheck would come from my second "job"

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 6:03 PM. Reason : I can't wait to find something else. 8 hours in 2.5 weeks is fucking ridiculous]

7/11/2010 6:02:46 PM

Satan needs a better PR guy

7/11/2010 6:28:01 PM

This has been a almost completely shitty day. I got to do one thing that I wanted, but the rest has been very much downhill.

7/11/2010 6:36:27 PM

^

7/11/2010 6:37:48 PM

dear delta spirit,

this new album is not so good

7/11/2010 6:41:23 PM

It annoys me more when someone uses they're instead of their, rather than use there instead of their.

It's like someone corrected them once and they thought they're was the correct word for everything.

7/11/2010 7:02:44 PM

is 60 minutes recycling unaired shit from months ago?


i havent watched 60 minutes in a long time, but damn are they really running stories that shoudl have ran during the winter olypmics and around oscars time?

eesh

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 7:05 PM. Reason : sean white and hurt locker]

7/11/2010 7:03:19 PM

There are multiple convincing arguments FOR a nap, and none (that I can currently) formulate ) against a nap.

nap it is, I think. Maybe my mouth will heal a little in the meantime.

man, I gotta get up at like 5am tomorrow

7/11/2010 7:04:13 PM

Tired.

Hungry.

Alone.

Imma bout to get all gangster in this house and start partying

7/11/2010 7:05:27 PM

I've got some serious munchies right now, and no, I have not smoked any weeds. I think that a large blue slushy from Sonic may satisfy my cravings.

7/11/2010 7:08:17 PM

Goodnight Folks ^_^

7/11/2010 8:28:51 PM

people who give their babies mohawks should just go ahead and have their child confiscated

7/11/2010 8:30:58 PM

I saw a kid yesterday who I think was growing out the back of his hair so he could get a rattail. I didn't know people still did that. But I did a facepalm in my head at his parents.

7/11/2010 8:33:23 PM

dude needs to stop whistling outside my door

EMCE, better not be you

7/11/2010 8:35:58 PM