151 wants confessions

12/2/2010 10:18:03 AM

I'll take a few confessions on this work day.

12/2/2010 10:39:06 AM

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"i had class with merbig and i think it's funny that such a quiet little nerd in jorts tries to be such a tough guy on tww "

12/2/2010 11:33:10 AM

The conversations following the confessions are much more intriguing than the confessions themselves, that being said:

Open for confessions.

12/2/2010 11:34:49 AM

i need confessions, peoples!

12/2/2010 3:12:52 PM

Okay tonight I feel some hardcore confessions coming...

12/2/2010 10:49:58 PM

i'll also take them!

12/2/2010 10:52:33 PM

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"not really hardcore but...this is the wrong life attitude, but sometimes i think people who are content with the way things are all the time are small minded. "

12/2/2010 10:56:17 PM

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"I keep seeing qntmfred and punchmonk on my news feed, and all of their pictures and updates make me jealous. "

12/2/2010 11:18:18 PM

i'll also take them!

12/2/2010 11:21:03 PM

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"i am moving across the country right after new years. i have been trying to sublease my apartment since august (when i decided to move) i have shown it to lots of people and i always forget to take my dildo out of the shower, lol. also, at the end of september i started hanging out with a really awesome guy but i will never know what could have been since we haven't been hanging out long enough to do the long distance thing. so tonight i am drinking myself to sleep because i am depressed about that."

12/3/2010 12:29:47 AM

^ awww

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"I was planning on confessing all my insecurities to my boyfriend when I got home from work, but he is asleep. "

Then confess to me good madam/sir

12/3/2010 12:52:24 AM

^^ it never hurts to ask, maybe he'd be up for it.

12/3/2010 1:28:57 AM

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"I was fucking my girlfriend the other day and my dick accidentally fell out and poked her in the butt on the return thrust. She screamed and slapped me in the butt leaving a hand print."

12/3/2010 11:35:19 PM

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"I recently found out a friend of mine is/was fooling around on her husband. I don't know much about him or how he treats her, but he has always seemed nice to me. I am really good friends with his sister though and have known her for quite awhile. I don't know if I should say something to her or just bury this knowledge deep down and never talk about it again. "

12/4/2010 6:03:28 PM

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"I get along better with my iPod than with the people closest to me"

12/4/2010 6:37:57 PM

These football games aren't very exciting and I'm afraid we'll shut the bed if I start watching the basketball game so send your confessions.

12/4/2010 6:44:14 PM

Confess to me and I will confess to you.

12/4/2010 9:53:23 PM

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"I met this girl a while back, we were fooling around at my place, hooked up and she have a few orgasms. She was giving me some dome to finish me off, and it was the most amazing BJ I've ever had. I've never met a girl that could swallow that much of my pipe. Anyway, we hooked up a couple more times.... and she started acting crazier and crazier.... getting clingier and clingier. So, I cut her off, and don't even talk to her now for that very reason. I feel kind of bad about it, but... she was cray cray. I have convinced myself at this point that I just miss that amazing BJ. "

12/4/2010 9:59:54 PM

Send me the confessions that you would have sent to sawahash. She's an untrustworthy individual that will post your ish on her facebook wall.

12/4/2010 10:00:02 PM

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"I don't know if I should say something to her or just bury this knowledge deep down and never talk about it again. "

I'm going to bury you deep underground

12/4/2010 10:52:25 PM

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"I am really sad that I am single. Everyone that knows me thinks I'm single by choice but it's only because I put up a front and I don't want to look like the desperate person out there. But I'm ready to date again and it is proving to be much harder than I thought it would be."

12/5/2010 10:24:39 AM

Lets get some confessions/conversations going this afternoon!

12/5/2010 1:54:20 PM

i'm up for this! confess to me!

12/5/2010 1:55:17 PM

confess to meeeee

12/5/2010 4:48:10 PM

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"Well my girlfriend and I have finally broken up. Shit started off as a break but naturally turned into a break up. I want to spend to next couple of months fucking as many girls as possible. Is that a terrible thing to want to do? Does the whole one night stand thing really happen? Any takers?"

12/5/2010 7:17:14 PM

I hate this game.

12/5/2010 7:19:36 PM

Yeah, the girls get most of the confessions

12/5/2010 7:42:07 PM

blah.

12/5/2010 7:48:13 PM

pretty please???

12/5/2010 8:16:56 PM

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"my boss made his new project to find me a girl. I don't think he was joking. At least I hope he isn't b/c looking at his wife he and I have similar taste and I told him the traits I like in a girl and he knows lots of foreign women. If he is serious and completes his "project" it is probably one of the nicest things any of my friends has ever done. And yes I am friends with my boss and everyone I work with.."

12/5/2010 9:30:10 PM

i'll take some!

12/5/2010 9:33:51 PM

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" there's this girl i used to date off and on for awhile...but she's flaky as all hell, so it never really went anywhere. lately, though, i've been talking to her again, even though i have no interest in dating her. i know she still likes me, so i'm pretty sure i could get her to break up with the guy she's currently dating. the fact that i'm even considering doing it probably means i'm a bad person. "

12/6/2010 6:50:51 AM

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"I couldn't post in the flattery thread like I wanted to because I would have said something I shouldn't."

12/6/2010 7:46:17 AM

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"I'm sadder than I have ever been in my entire life. I feel like I work all day every day and nothing comes of it. I also feel like I'm never going to find that special person I'm meant to be with. I'm so tired of losing friends, whether it be to moving, death, something petty, a break up...I'm just done. I just want to give up on everything. "

12/6/2010 9:54:51 AM

I'll take some on this cold ass Monday.

12/6/2010 11:11:14 AM

confess to me

12/6/2010 11:15:09 AM

^^^ :hug: for that person!!!

12/6/2010 11:31:06 AM

moar, please

12/6/2010 12:03:30 PM

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"After using it, I realized that my roommate blew snot and bloody boogers all over my body pouf. I started gagging and re-washed myself with my hands. When I got out of the shower and started to dry off, I realized there was a huge snot-ball on the side of my leg and had to shower again."

12/6/2010 12:06:58 PM

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"When I am talking with girls now online if I think about what I am about to say I just say to myself eh fuck it say it see what happens"

12/6/2010 12:07:48 PM

^^

12/6/2010 12:07:58 PM

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"Having no TV in my room wasn't a problem until recently...my roommates and I split the cable bill, but the TV in the living room is mine (the only one I own). That hadn't been much of a problem until one of my roommates has started using the living room TV a lot more...to watch all manner of stupid ass shit. Two and a Half Men, terrible movies, etc (despite having a TV that's just as big in his room). I'm all about hanging out with other people and being social, but if that comes at the cost of having to watch Saw 3...fuck that shit."

12/6/2010 12:14:19 PM

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"I feel my sanity slowly slipping. Dealing with the crap I have to this week may cause something to break or snap, but I don't have any other alternative. I'm starting to wonder what rock bottom will feel like. "

12/6/2010 12:31:33 PM

I know it is pointless since I don't have tits and I don't hit on every girl on here, but I'll take some confessions if anyone wants to send 'em my way

12/6/2010 12:34:22 PM

i got my first confession!! kind of a sad one though, but I definitely have to admit- I have kinda felt this way before too:

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"I feel like a selfish, heartless bitch, but I wish that my friends would just stop having problems so I can deal with my own. I have so many issues I need to take care of right now, but I have no time to manage them because I am constantly doing something for someone else. I wish these people could just leave me the fuck alone. "

oh yeah, and keep them comin...

[Edited on December 6, 2010 at 1:18 PM. Reason : I can handle more!]

12/6/2010 1:18:29 PM

lol:

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"i went to the grocery store today for lunch supplies for the week and picked up a pound of fresh baked oatmeal cookies it's been 2 hours and they are already gone "

y'all are making me hungry up in here



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they are still coming in:

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"I'm in my first full time job outside of school, and I plan to get Christmas cards for everyone in my firm (this is the first time I've ever gotten cards for anyone other than family/sig other). Only one person gets a gift though, and I hope she doesn't go blabbing to everyone about it. She's a paralegal that works for another firm that we share office space with, and she's been nothing but nice to me since she's been here...like way above and beyond others...actually, the other paralegals that work in the office are gigantic bitches, and I'm sure they don't like the fact that I'm the age of their son/grandsons and have done more than they have in life. Anyhow, the paralegal is from Boston, and always talks hockey with me, so I'm gonna give her the two tickets to the Canes/Boston Bruins game in mid-January from my mini-season ticket pack. It's one of the last games I'd get to see in person since I head back onto active duty in February, but I think she and her husband have been stuck raising one of their grandkids, so they don't get to get out much. Hopefully she'll like it. "

that's awfully nice of ya... I'd be surprised if I get even a generic holiday card at work (customers bring in a lot of stuff though- we got some awesome chocolate stuff the other day which kept me going when I skipped bfast)

[Edited on December 6, 2010 at 2:16 PM. Reason : s]

12/6/2010 2:13:26 PM

more confessions, plz

12/6/2010 2:44:05 PM

Love the hockey confession, but be prepared for trash talk around game time

12/6/2010 2:50:07 PM

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"I made a joke that I am old b/c i am over 25. and this was my friend's response "Stop say'n that shit. I know this seems out of context but you always seem to say bad shit about yourself. You're not old, nothing's wrong with you and you feeling like that (among other things) covers up the fact that you're a very sweet and very pretty girl. If guys don't like you, there's something wrong with them... not you. but it doesn't help when you subconsciously sabotage yourself into believing all of that negative shit and end up looking over-eager... it scares guys away. I wish you'd realize how much you're worth. I wish you'd realize that you're beautiful and deserve everything. It's different when i say bad shit about myself, 'cuz it's true... you on the other hand unnecessarily and unknowingly dig a hole for yourself to the point where you lay in bed at night and wonder what's wrong with you. Please don't get me wrong... this isn't coming from just the last message you sent me. For almost a year now, I've always payed attention when you spoke. You need to stop believing bad shit about my friend Queenie. My friend Queenie is a serious catch and deserves to be happy. Please trust me. I know how it feels when shit doesn't go the way you thought it would. I just have to tell you this now before you start feeling the way i feel. You need to catch yourself before you end up in a real dark place. and you need to know this now more than ever... I know how bad you must feel knowing that XXXX going back to XXXX... from all the shit i heard him say, he was really feel'n you too. Just know that the Lord has a plan and it always leads to good shit. God doesn't fuck the world up... we do. Trust the Lord (i have that problem too... it's easier said than done... i guess i gotta pray for the strength to trust... anybody). I hope you're not mad at me for say'n all this... been want'n to tell you for a while, juss never was the right timing. If you do get mad at all this shit i said, please yell at me in 2 weeks... but not before that. I got a ton of shit to fix =)""

[Edited on December 6, 2010 at 3:42 PM. Reason : why no quote in a quote ]

12/6/2010 3:42:08 PM