silly bottombaby getting me addicted to this song!


too high for the super market, too high for the grocery store.

nevermind, not my favorite song by them at all.

groovin' to mega multi media hero now.

[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 8:18 PM. Reason : ...]

7/12/2010 8:15:34 PM

^ Dammit fool, get out my way. I'm busy guiding a rifle purchase decision here.

7/12/2010 8:22:18 PM

Did I loan someone Adventures of Cavalier and Clay or is it lost or did I mail it back to the person who gave it to me? Hmmmm...

7/12/2010 8:40:46 PM

old people go to bed early.

7/12/2010 8:41:41 PM

only if they have to go to work

7/12/2010 8:42:13 PM

deemarie is afraid of the michelin man

y'all point and laugh

7/12/2010 8:52:41 PM

big white tire man

7/12/2010 8:53:21 PM

man I'm really sick

7/12/2010 8:55:52 PM

i hope i dont get sick soon. i probably need to sleep more to stay healthy

7/12/2010 9:01:04 PM

I can't wait for my Randy Doucette Custom to arrive son. Unfortunately, I think I still have like 3.75 months remaining for the artwork he's doing to be finished and shipped from Canada and I'm impatient son.

This is DEFINITELY going to be worth the wait though. I'm going to have the most blingin' piece in this bitch fool.

7/12/2010 9:03:15 PM

I really wish he hadn't referenced that shit.

What's said when drunk stays in the drunk. Don't bring it up when we're sober.

7/12/2010 9:10:15 PM

unless it brings the lols

7/12/2010 9:10:39 PM

wotttttttttttttttttt?

7/12/2010 9:12:22 PM

Quote :

"unless it brings the lols"

Duh. Yes.

Caveat: my statement applies only to the srs bzns stuff

7/12/2010 9:12:47 PM

worst day ever or worst day evarrr?

7/12/2010 9:34:03 PM

Got kicked outta my friend's place in Wilmington... Guess we's beyond polite now

7/12/2010 9:42:02 PM

My room is half clean

and I'm beat

7/12/2010 9:56:00 PM

my room is half beat
and i'm clean

7/12/2010 10:01:37 PM

tonight's a drinking night
but I don't want rum straight, and I don't have much in the way of mixers.

I just want cuddling and loving and affection.

7/12/2010 10:17:07 PM

Thank GOD for that last hope.

Was seriously beginning to sweat it.

Bye, bye toy.

7/12/2010 10:40:25 PM

That week is going to be weighed so front heavy


May leave room for people in the last half

7/12/2010 10:45:04 PM

the road to hell is paved with good intentions

7/12/2010 11:00:56 PM

just like the road to Rome

7/12/2010 11:03:23 PM

Should I shower now, even though I am super tired and just want to get in bed.

or

Should I shower in the morning, even thought I'm going to be spending all day out on a sandbar drinking.

Or

Maybe I'll just hop in tomorrow rinse off and shave my legs. No point in washing my hair.

7/12/2010 11:04:13 PM

Yeah, the bf is mad at me. I don't care though.

Ok, I do but I know he'll get over it.

No goodnight. No love you. Bad sign.

7/12/2010 11:12:45 PM

Pissin' the night away...

7/12/2010 11:14:42 PM

my head hurts and I'm dehydrated but can't do anything about it. fml

7/12/2010 11:15:03 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmm waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

7/12/2010 11:19:32 PM

stomach not happy

must eat food

7/12/2010 11:19:36 PM

Fuck you big toe, stop hurting!

7/12/2010 11:21:33 PM

i don't know why i sign on ichat

one friend is stressing me about the bar (typical)

and one is trying to have video chat "sex" with me

and then when i don't speak to them for days they wonder why!

maybe if they just took me out of the picture SHE could destress by having sex with HIM and solve his frustration problem. then everyone is happy!

7/12/2010 11:21:34 PM

Fine, I'll stop sexting you

and DUDE Vulcan91 has a juicy story but won't tell me.

LEAVE ME HANGING, DUDE

7/12/2010 11:22:48 PM

there are some roads where the ATTN I AM A YELLOW ROAD SIGN TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT signs are much more crucial than others

7/12/2010 11:25:26 PM

I've been in my swimsuit all day...can't sleep in it.

7/12/2010 11:25:39 PM

aha kadwack, I can't tell you how many times people chat me for teh boobies. I'm like . Hasn't the ONE THOUSANDTH NO TOLD YOU ANYTHING?

But they still ask.

7/12/2010 11:25:45 PM

hahaha

i'm like maybe if i wasn't in a relationship and we were in the same state, then yes, we could have sex

but since neither a NOR b applies the answer is negative, negative, negative.

which i realize is no fun but i mean come ON

7/12/2010 11:28:24 PM

LOL I know right. It's like bug off I'm in a happy relationship and I retired from online stripping ages ago.

7/12/2010 11:33:29 PM

Quote :

"Q: Are the orange popsicles sugar free? A: Do I SOUND like someone why buys sugar free popsicles? No, they aren't. "

LOL

7/12/2010 11:33:29 PM

I really want some mango sorbet.
I think they put crack in it. The first pint that I bought, I ate it all in one sitting while watching tv
AND NOW I GOTSTA HAVE IT

7/12/2010 11:34:03 PM

While it's not sorbet, I have a pint of starbucks coffee ice cream and some sort of dove chocolate ice cream in my freezer that I'll be nomming on later.

7/12/2010 11:36:54 PM

debating on taking a shower but I'm thinking no. I would rather shower in the morning but i did sweat a good bit today.....

7/12/2010 11:38:12 PM

I also have TJ lemon sorbet . . . it's not yummy at all
While I didn't expect it to be overly sweet-tasting (being lemon and all), I didn't expect the weird texture from "corn syrup solids"

7/12/2010 11:41:38 PM

wow
it's really nice that it's not fucking freezing in here

7/13/2010 12:23:35 AM

7/13/2010 12:40:01 AM

that didn't really look like a fatality

or did it

7/13/2010 12:40:30 AM

something smells happy

7/13/2010 12:43:23 AM

the blindside is a great movie

7/13/2010 12:59:41 AM

omg
that was wretched

Guess I might still be fighting it off.

7/13/2010 1:00:14 AM

must stay awake

7/13/2010 1:01:29 AM

stellas gotten good at getting treats out of the kong, isnt it usually supposed to take like an hour?

7/13/2010 1:02:14 AM