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7/13/2010 11:10:36 AM

Juan Ponce de Leon discovers FL

7/13/2010 11:16:12 AM

why didn't I apply to the DCIP before now?

Should have, for serious. now though I don't know if there is a point.

7/13/2010 11:16:25 AM

I am not as excited about this cottage cheese as I thought I would be

7/13/2010 11:47:05 AM

I don't know why but it really irks me when people throw ellipses on the end of an e-mail when there is no need for them. It makes them look unsure or shady or something. Or receptionist does it on every e-mail she sends I think. "Be sure to get your stuff out of the refrigerator ..."

7/13/2010 11:59:54 AM

the vaselines are so good

it's sort of sad you can buy their entire catalog in one sleeve for $20

7/13/2010 12:00:18 PM

good thing I was already up

[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 12:01 PM. Reason : d]

7/13/2010 12:00:53 PM

I want to bake something tonight. Hmm.

7/13/2010 12:07:43 PM

blah where did my phone go. Maybe I'll just wait until he gets home to talk.

7/13/2010 12:08:43 PM

7/13/2010 12:09:51 PM

i wonder if this class will ever cover a topic that I did not already take an ENTIRE CLASS about

fuck i'm bored

7/13/2010 12:35:41 PM

7/13/2010 12:37:37 PM

all this dog does is sleep...all the time. Not fun. Maybe I'm not a fan of small dogs.

I would love to leave this complex but there are a bunch of big trucks sitting at the exit wtf???? Let me out!!!

7/13/2010 12:39:44 PM

ha, I, too, know a dog that sleeps all the time.

7/13/2010 12:41:19 PM

I'll probably regret eating that, but I feel soooooo much better, even if its only temporary. I think I'll take a shower and then find my phone.

7/13/2010 12:51:21 PM

Dog sperm can live in the uterus for up to 9 days. In this time, the dog sperm will try to break the egg's cell wall nonstop, 24 hours a day. The human egg has antibodies on the cell wall that kills the dog sperm. But over time, the antibodies are slowly reduced as they kill the dog's sperm. Most of the time the dog sperm outnumber the antibodies about 50:1; when the antibodies are depleted, the dog sperm can then penetrate the egg's cell wall. When this happens the egg dies fairly quickly because the chromosomes do not match. So, nothing happens.

But - if you want to get technical - when the dog sperm breaks though the human egg cell's wall, you are fertilized and pregnant from the dog sperm for a micro-second until the egg dies.

All sciences say a human can't be fertilized by dog sperm. But, for that tiny micro-second, you are.

7/13/2010 12:52:07 PM

O_o

7/13/2010 12:56:49 PM

work rocked today!

7/13/2010 1:05:48 PM

christ almighty
get this shit fixed

I'm glad I don't have anything fragile over on that wall

7/13/2010 1:06:22 PM

ugh

7/13/2010 1:28:11 PM

food and then a shower

7/13/2010 1:34:02 PM

I've laid down a few good ones today. You people should appreciate that.

7/13/2010 1:39:36 PM

Just called a lawyer. Awaiting on him to call me back for a free consultation.

7/13/2010 2:19:57 PM

LOLOLOLOL

Emporia pwnt, stay in VA

7/13/2010 2:25:59 PM

I like how I got pulled over right after I asked:

Quote :

"What the fuck is the speed limit in VA anyway?"

7/13/2010 2:27:09 PM

i95 through emporia?

it's 65 through there.

[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 2:32 PM. Reason : did you get an over 80]

7/13/2010 2:31:43 PM

^ Yeah, I-95; and no, 79/65.

edit: My plan was to go 9 over, but when I got to VA I didn't see a sign until after I got pulled. I started to slow down and just stay with the traffic pack, but this guy was pissing me off so I angry passed him which was the exact moment when I got radar-ed.

[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 2:39 PM. Reason : FAIL]

7/13/2010 2:37:36 PM

where is FykalJpn ?

7/13/2010 2:38:31 PM

This will either be a good thing.. or another swift kick to the nuts.. Im guessing the later

7/13/2010 2:39:01 PM

fuck me.

7/13/2010 2:41:30 PM

you're strong, you'll get through it!

7/13/2010 2:42:18 PM

interesting.

i set my cruise on 78 through there routinely.

good thing you didnt get an 80 though

Quote :

"Reckless driving - speeding in excess of 80 mph – Misdemeanor - $350.00 for each of the following 3 years Reckless driving - speeding in excess of 80 mph – Felony - $1000.00 for each of the following 3 years"

http://virginia.drivinguniversity.com/speeding-tickets/speeding-ticket-fines

aut-o-matic as i understand it

7/13/2010 2:44:28 PM

What determines if it's felony or misdemeanor?

7/13/2010 2:48:27 PM

rawr

30 minute power nap turned into an hour and a half

7/13/2010 2:49:28 PM

^^

[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 2:50 PM. Reason : khn]

7/13/2010 2:49:57 PM

Pretty sure it comes from repeated violations

7/13/2010 2:52:39 PM

idk

just knew when i lived in richmond and drove through often (and still do) i dont touch 80.



in nc or md it's another story

7/13/2010 2:54:52 PM

K- ESPN needs to calm it down with the steinbrenner stuff... Yes, I know he was a big deal to the yankees and their fans, but this is all they have talked about alllllllll day

7/13/2010 2:55:32 PM

ugh

7/13/2010 2:55:35 PM

^^^ Yeah, I'm hoping that I can just get a PJC if VA allows those. I don't want to have to drive back up there for a 15 min. court appearance. Hence, why I'm looking into hiring a lawyer.

7/13/2010 3:00:37 PM

VA does nothing. It's a shitty state. Go with lawyer.

I'm so stressed I could puke

7/13/2010 3:01:49 PM

I don't feel good

7/13/2010 3:13:47 PM

should I go play trivia tonight or should I stay at home and wastch teh all star game?

7/13/2010 3:33:28 PM

any women at trivia?

7/13/2010 3:36:48 PM

tanning bed - check

hair cut - check

vet - soon

library - soon after that

trivia - later

full day

7/13/2010 3:37:03 PM

where is my damn sports bra...it's almost gym time....

Anyone work at Cree on here?

7/13/2010 3:44:24 PM

Faulty equipment plea, ftw.

7/13/2010 3:44:40 PM

Quote :

"any women at trivia?"

yes, last week it was me and one other guy and then four girls, that was just our table. definitely seemed like more women than dudes there overall though

7/13/2010 3:47:05 PM

well then I think you have answered your own question there

7/13/2010 3:47:56 PM

tanning bed - wait, hell no

hair cut - next week

vet - right now

library - just left

trivia - tonight, just statistics specific

lunch with LivinProof78-

7/13/2010 3:48:32 PM