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7/14/2010 4:42:04 PM

Tomorrow I hope it's not rainy. I really need to clean out my car.

7/14/2010 4:42:59 PM

Quote :

"I hate when the smoke alarm goes off, but I can't find smoke...I smelled it for a second, but I can't find the source. I take the alarm outside and reset it, and now it's not detecting anything... "

omg. when i was at the family beach house a few weeks ago, it was just my brother, bf and i in this massive house and the smoke detector (well all 9 of them...they are linked together) started going off. and it is a big house so i didn't know if maybe there was a fire or what was going on. i didn't see smoke. we tried to turn off the alarms but even when we unplugged them they all still kept going off and it was like 12:30AM and sooooo loud. not to mention we were all asleep - definitely jolted awake!

so i just called 911 and we went outside because i didn't know what else to do. no fire apparently just a faulty detector and since it was 95 degrees at 12:30AM and super humid with no AC i guess it was just confused. the fire dept came and put a big flood light on the house and everything. and all the neighbors watched.

slightly embarrassing. but good to know i didn't let an 80 year old family house catch on fire on my watch! but it did take the fire dept at least 45 minutes (AFTER sweeping the house to check for fire) to figure out which detector was faulty and to get all of the alarms to stop going off. so i didn't feel AS retarded then. apparently it was complicated

7/14/2010 4:43:41 PM

I'm reading online that sometimes they will go off by mistake when there's dust build up or if you use the wrong kind of battery...so Imma assume that it's either dust or battery. We have three other smoke detectors and a carbon monoxide detector. One of the 3 is built in with the alarm system. I kinda feel like if THAT one goes off then I need to worry, but these little battery backup ones aren't as pressing.

Except the carbon monoxide one...that one goes off and I'm opening all windows, grabbing animals, and getting the fuck out of the house.

7/14/2010 4:48:57 PM

my home girl's smoke detector just randomly beeps
doesnt matter if she changes the battery or not...just beeps sometimes for days on end. then it will stop

rinse...repeat

7/14/2010 4:51:12 PM

see now that's just not cool. possessed smoke detectors do not a reliable detector make

7/14/2010 4:53:51 PM

Quote :

"Tomorrow I hope it's not rainy. I really need to clean out my car."

It always rains when I wash my car....



afterwards, of course

7/14/2010 4:54:08 PM

Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

7/14/2010 5:05:45 PM

time to get going, i guess

7/14/2010 5:17:28 PM

You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

7/14/2010 5:18:02 PM

Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"

7/14/2010 5:19:00 PM

See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was ... big as a house.

7/14/2010 5:19:58 PM

are you on some kind of giant pussy joke website?

7/14/2010 5:20:36 PM

i thought that's what tww was.................ohhhhhhhh

7/14/2010 5:23:20 PM

and that's the first of many baths for the pup...

poor thing is screaming!

here's to hoping it works this time

7/14/2010 5:42:50 PM

yellow matted custard, dripping from a dead dogs eye

7/14/2010 5:48:00 PM

Im about to enjoy a nice steak for dinner nom nom

7/14/2010 6:04:20 PM

i had cheese and crackers

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 6:25 PM. Reason : dsfs]

7/14/2010 6:25:15 PM

i really dont get excited for food at all, maybe my taste buds are messed up

7/14/2010 6:26:48 PM

you're obviously eating the wrong food

7/14/2010 6:27:35 PM

I wish I didn't get excited about food.

7/14/2010 6:28:00 PM

So I saw the ad for a fulltime babysitter of 3 girls. I responded to it. She seemed all thrilled about having me after she saw all my background in it.

Then she asked how much I wanted to get paid. I said $10/hour, which really for 3 kids that's kinda low, but I would take it.

She responded back that they can't afford that, they were looking to only pay $20 a day, that's what their last babysitter got.

Haha, no wonder they need to find a sitter.

7/14/2010 6:30:49 PM

^ she must of been like 14

7/14/2010 6:31:41 PM

I wish I didn't get so excited about just about everything. To much dissapoint.

/emo

7/14/2010 6:32:10 PM

$20 a day for 3 kids? jesus christ, even the mexicans would be pissed!

7/14/2010 6:33:03 PM

actually i've been eating pretty well recently, but i would probably have been just fine with oatmeal or cup'o'noodles, just need to eat other stuff for the nutrients

7/14/2010 6:34:14 PM

^^^^either that or the grandmother.

Shit...if you want good fulltime childcare you're gonna have to pay more than $100 a week...especially if you want someone to do it full time.

Can't live off $400 a month.

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 6:36 PM. Reason : ]

7/14/2010 6:35:08 PM

awww my art teacher from hs left her facebook logged in at the apple store and some punk is posting shit from it

7/14/2010 6:51:58 PM

^post it

7/14/2010 6:53:28 PM

"I'm a gay homo who loves overweight little girls by the way you left your facebook on at the apple store"

"You've been hacked"

7/14/2010 6:54:42 PM

Let the work day begin

7/14/2010 6:54:45 PM

damn

7/14/2010 6:55:00 PM

^^^thats funny in a 13yo humor kinda way

7/14/2010 7:02:43 PM

they mostly come out at night, mostly

7/14/2010 7:07:03 PM

^ That's what she said.


























oh wait

7/14/2010 7:07:46 PM

Why is it seemingly impossible to find a decent sized rug for cheap?!

7/14/2010 7:07:52 PM

well that was brutal. holy crap. but i don't have to worry about it again. i feel about 200 times lighter.



and beneath all this stress


yes, i still has a happy

7/14/2010 7:14:31 PM

^^ I took gambit it out but he just peed

7/14/2010 7:19:31 PM

^ did Eric not stop by? I gave him the extra key so he could let him out after work... hm

7/14/2010 7:21:41 PM

well it's not going to be a 7:30 night...


but it may be an 8:00 night

7/14/2010 7:24:00 PM

he might have? I dunno. Maybe that's why he only peed. lol

7/14/2010 7:24:40 PM

well regardless, thanks

7/14/2010 7:26:02 PM

he was excited about it nonetheless.

Today he barked when this guy was knocking really hard on the door so I let him out of the room so that he could bark at the door. The guy went away.

7/14/2010 7:27:46 PM

Time to raise the bar and knock this shit out. Let the saga begin, motherfucker

7/14/2010 7:29:16 PM

gah, old emails makin me sad

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 7:35 PM. Reason : ]

7/14/2010 7:34:27 PM

^3 GOOD... that actually makes me feel better about living alone.

Who was it?

7/14/2010 7:38:31 PM

I dunno? Some big black guy with dreads. I didn't answer.

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 7:43 PM. Reason : Gambit sounded vicious tho]

7/14/2010 7:41:04 PM

yeah... that was me. i was stopping by to say hey

7/14/2010 7:42:47 PM

^2 I don't blame you... plus, it's a toss up on how Gambit treats a black person so good call on that

^

7/14/2010 7:43:26 PM

gambit seemed nice toward me... for those... like 5 seconds

7/14/2010 7:53:08 PM