he's too drunk to tell you he's had enough

4/21/2011 9:31:02 PM

he's rolling around and making noises now

4/21/2011 9:32:09 PM

better have him sleep with percy in case he cant hold his liquor

4/21/2011 9:33:17 PM

percy isn't here so it's all on me...

he's already shit on the floor today so there's not much worse he can do

4/21/2011 9:34:09 PM

I'm drankin and cleaning

I am walking around my room in my Helen Kaminski visor, a bra, and ladybug red & black polka dot boy shorts



mine is that color straw with a black band instead of cream

4/21/2011 9:34:13 PM

i'm going to clean hungover tomorrow

4/21/2011 9:35:20 PM

I'm sure I won't get more than my room done today

My kitchen and bathroom need help bad!

4/21/2011 9:37:12 PM

if i just vacuumed my floor it would look like the entire house is clean...


i need to weed the yard too

4/21/2011 9:40:56 PM

so casey

I wanna go on a date

let's brainstorm ways to make this happen

4/21/2011 9:45:42 PM

i want to go on a date with somebody i REALLY enjoy being on a date with...

we can make this happen

4/21/2011 9:47:52 PM

well duh

why the fuck would I go on a date with someone I didn't enjoy being with?

ok how to make this happen?

4/21/2011 9:48:35 PM

well it's a fucking crap shoot on that first date

4/21/2011 9:51:38 PM

OMG WHATEVER

Make this happen

4/21/2011 9:53:51 PM

NO YOU!

[Edited on April 21, 2011 at 9:55 PM. Reason : side note....i haven't been on a date in...ummm....5 years maybe]

4/21/2011 9:55:06 PM

ITT LP78 and Diva go on a date

4/21/2011 9:55:34 PM

girl bye

try 7 years


On another note....I was fixing my bed and went to spread my sheets and they got caught in my ceiling fan . I got it fixed though.

Moral of the story: I have fresh sheets on my bed that need to get messed up

4/21/2011 9:59:48 PM

but that was the first one since my freshman year in college

4/21/2011 10:02:15 PM

if i knew somebody worth a shit i would hook you up....


i mean...there's always Mark for me...hahahah

4/21/2011 10:14:40 PM

wow

I mean I actually like you so I wouldn't do that

Gosh my bed look so pretty made

I can't wait to snuggle in it. A-FUCKING-LONE

4/21/2011 10:22:53 PM

hahahaha...


poor guy

4/21/2011 10:23:36 PM

fuck I don't even know what thread to ramble in anymore

this face lotion has a citrus scent to it and I like

4/21/2011 10:23:48 PM

hey...btw...

i love my chiropractor...


he's adorable...


and he's gotten me out of pain for the first time in YEARS

4/21/2011 10:25:19 PM

how in the hell have you two gone YEARS without dates???

4/21/2011 10:27:34 PM

i'm busy!

4/21/2011 10:28:38 PM

no one wants me

4/21/2011 10:30:27 PM

well...yeah...that too...



i should probably find more girlfriends

4/21/2011 10:31:17 PM

SO YOU AGREE THAT NO ONE WANTS ME?

YOU FUCKING BITCH

4/21/2011 10:32:54 PM

she just says she is busy.

4/21/2011 10:33:29 PM

US...not you...US

4/21/2011 10:33:49 PM

okayyyy

4/21/2011 10:34:32 PM

so when i get back from atlanta, i will take casey AND erica on a date. AT THE SAME TIME

4/21/2011 10:44:34 PM

you lie white boy (or black I dunno)

you lie

4/21/2011 10:45:47 PM

hahaha...

he's a black dude...


but i'm darker than him when i have a tan

4/21/2011 10:46:45 PM

OH YEAH

he has motorcycles

CAN I RIDE?

4/21/2011 10:47:54 PM

sure....i'll hook you up with the key

4/21/2011 10:48:39 PM

mmmm ice cream sammiches

4/21/2011 11:32:07 PM

i'm about 3 sips shy of finishing this bottle...


i already hate myself...



it's either time for a goody's powder or a four loko

4/21/2011 11:33:25 PM

because I like you, I'm gonna say GOODYs

plus I'm so sleepy hahaha

4/21/2011 11:34:05 PM

and this is one of the many reasons why i love you

4/21/2011 11:35:44 PM

CHEERS!

4/21/2011 11:36:44 PM

CHEERS TO YOU!

as i take 2 non-caffeine goodys with my last swallow of wine

4/21/2011 11:38:08 PM

I should prob take something too

but that requires moving

not gone happen

4/21/2011 11:39:17 PM

FYI...

taking goodys with wine is HORRIBLE

4/21/2011 11:39:44 PM

Better wash those down with some four loko and let the bad decisions roll.

4/21/2011 11:39:54 PM

i'm experienced enough to recognize the mistakes i'm going to make again

4/21/2011 11:40:47 PM

Hey Doc

Tuck me in ok?

4/21/2011 11:41:47 PM

Taking goodys in general is horrible, so I'm sure taking it with an alcoholic beverage is that much worse.

4/21/2011 11:42:35 PM

That would be the long distance tuck in of the century, I am up here outside of Chicago.

4/21/2011 11:44:10 PM

it's how i roll love

4/21/2011 11:44:35 PM

I didn't ask for details

GET IT DONE

4/21/2011 11:44:40 PM