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6/29/2009 10:23:56 PM

Absurd

6/29/2009 10:24:40 PM

That's how you snipe a page, my friends.

6/29/2009 10:24:59 PM

I'm sick of ideas and suggestions. I need action. If you're not willing to follow through with your recommendations, then piss off. No one can possibly understand my situation, much less help and God sure as Hell is doing nothing.

6/29/2009 10:47:27 PM

6/29/2009 11:01:25 PM

right now, I'm thinking about Kiwi's left underboob

6/29/2009 11:02:58 PM

Man. I want to be EMCE. Or Kiwi's left underboob.

6/29/2009 11:04:36 PM

mmmmmmm underboob.

6/29/2009 11:05:19 PM

I wanna know where da gold at.

6/29/2009 11:07:48 PM

In the tree, with the leprechaun.

6/29/2009 11:08:32 PM

6/29/2009 11:10:33 PM

I need to get a new book.

6/29/2009 11:11:13 PM

another airbus crash

6/29/2009 11:12:30 PM

The world might possibly be coming to an end.

6/29/2009 11:15:01 PM

probably. it's been a fun ride though

6/29/2009 11:16:05 PM

Disney World is AWESOME!!

6/29/2009 11:24:23 PM

Day in the life of Amon Goeth:

Ka-BLAM!

Wakey-wakey.

Amon... Make coffee?

Do it yourthelf.

6/29/2009 11:45:13 PM

6/30/2009 12:06:35 AM

That's like so many proms I've been to.

6/30/2009 12:10:42 AM

sleep and dreams...

6/30/2009 12:11:34 AM

6/30/2009 12:13:02 AM

♥ that movie!

6/30/2009 12:14:32 AM

That movie sucks.

I just like the dicks.

6/30/2009 12:18:18 AM

I think that movie will def put me to sleep if I watch it a second time.

6/30/2009 12:18:55 AM

this song is fucking awesome

6/30/2009 12:27:49 AM

fucking ass, pandoras box

6/30/2009 12:31:38 AM

Jen, I'm sorry

but I very rarely know what you're talking about

6/30/2009 1:31:46 AM

My bed. I like my bed.

6/30/2009 1:33:53 AM

A GIRL

6/30/2009 7:59:46 AM

I should've taken off this week instead of next week.

6/30/2009 8:12:31 AM

Whatup p titty?

6/30/2009 8:14:54 AM

YAY!

tomorrow is Friday for me!

6/30/2009 8:18:48 AM

staying up til 2am multiple nights in a row is a bad idea

6/30/2009 8:19:39 AM

I guess it's time to go take a shower.

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 8:24 AM. Reason : Yep, no bf online, no calls, no reason not to shower. I hate stepping into water.]

6/30/2009 8:20:38 AM

DREADS!!!

Pictures upon request.

6/30/2009 8:59:10 AM

blyuck

paychecks - furlough time =

6/30/2009 9:21:41 AM

Quote :

"blyuck"

translation please?

6/30/2009 9:22:45 AM

bleh + yuck

sound it out phonetically

6/30/2009 9:24:26 AM

BOO. This is going to be the first paycheck where I've still got credit card debt

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 9:24 AM. Reason : .]

6/30/2009 9:24:38 AM

^^that's what i thought. i was just sounding it out like "blee-uck" and that just didn't seem right.

6/30/2009 9:25:27 AM

Quote :

"staying up til 2am multiple nights in a row is a bad idea"

6/30/2009 9:42:05 AM

it's not even 10 and i'm hungry...

this is not a good sign

6/30/2009 9:44:48 AM

i think kmshutt got married

6/30/2009 10:01:03 AM

Nice son.

6/30/2009 10:01:43 AM

esmNCSU just got married like a week or so ago

6/30/2009 10:02:05 AM

Everyone is getting engaged, or married, or pregnant.

STOP IT WORLD.

6/30/2009 10:35:05 AM

I'm not getting any of those son.

6/30/2009 10:35:27 AM

^^

Engaged: At one point yes.

Married: Currently, yes

Pregnant: NEVAR. FUCK THAT.

6/30/2009 10:37:26 AM

^srsly, everyone is getting engaged or married. I'm just getting drunk

Quote :

"I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificently gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curves of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of night's light"

aww, I feel awful for his wife because he probably hasn't had anything that sweet to say about her in years

6/30/2009 10:53:26 AM

^I thought the exact same thing when I read those excerpts.

6/30/2009 10:56:36 AM