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12/6/2010 3:45:21 PM

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"i am almost enraged by the idea that some things are for girls and some things are for boys why is something for girls just because it is pink? why is something for boys because it has spiderman or dinosaurs on it? it's just a fucking [shirt, shoes, toy, lunchbox, insert item here]!! "

12/6/2010 4:49:49 PM

^


[Edited on December 6, 2010 at 5:24 PM. Reason : .]

12/6/2010 5:23:06 PM

confess unto me, oh my children

12/6/2010 6:27:33 PM

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"I have an interview somewhere on the other side of the Mississippi and sent out a text to 10 people to let them know. 9 replied with congrats messages and the boyfriend replied with "I didn't know you were applying to places that far away." God damn it, just be happy I have a fucking interview. "

12/6/2010 7:19:40 PM

Send me one.

12/6/2010 7:19:56 PM

only 100% beastings or you will be called out

12/6/2010 7:21:32 PM

I'm sick and struggling to finish my finals--the only solution is more dark, throbbing, dark chocolate-covered confessions.

12/6/2010 7:25:25 PM

i'm surprised that who the PMs are from are secret - or perhaps they aren't and i'm just not on the PM list that sends these things out

12/6/2010 7:59:22 PM

give me your confessions.

I shall post them.

And then talk to you.

Give you advice.

Make you laugh.

Make you cry.

12/6/2010 9:24:47 PM

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"I'm worried that my husband doesn't know how to appreciate me. "

12/6/2010 10:05:04 PM

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"Today I almost hit up an ex (not my recent ex) for blow job + booty call, but I didn't. I am however looking for a friends with benefits situation. "

12/6/2010 10:16:27 PM

confession, please

12/6/2010 10:18:03 PM

I would love to have a confession on this lovely evening.

12/6/2010 10:24:02 PM

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"i LOL at myself so hard sometimes i've taken calls from someone on a relay service before...i thought they were on a videochat signing with the hearing/speech-impaired person it only occurred to me today that the operator is probably just reading the relevant tty text to me and typing back to the disabled person fail "

12/6/2010 10:30:32 PM

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"I vanity search myself at least once a day. I have been mentioned less and less lately. I haven't been as much of an attention whore lately as I used to be. It makes me sad that I'm not thought of as often. Not too sad, but a little sad. "

12/6/2010 10:36:04 PM

This one seriously had me lollin.

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"Someone just brought in a super-hyper dog into the studio and left it off the leash. I swear to God, if that thing destroys any of my work, I will slice open its belly in front of everyone. "

12/6/2010 11:11:05 PM

and it continues...

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"I've made up at least a dozen bogus confessions in this thread, but I am 100% serious about this one. If that dog takes a piss on the work that's taken over a year to complete, I will throw it in front of an oncoming snow-plow truck. "

12/6/2010 11:38:00 PM

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"I was playing a game of football, and I think I hurt my leg real bad. I was holding my shit the entire game, and I even scored a touchdown on the last play. I get super competitive, and I don't let things show on the surface, and this time it cost me. I just put the team on my back, though, and I didn't even let one of the hardest hittin' safeties stop me from crossing the plane. "

12/7/2010 12:12:55 AM

I'll take some confessions on this cold ass Tuesday.

12/7/2010 10:32:49 AM

yay for parallelism

12/7/2010 10:39:04 AM

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"Speaking of dogs... My wife wants to rescue a dog from the SPCA shelter. She found one that's a bit old but appears to have high spirits. I told her that we aren't getting it. I feel like such a bastard for turning my back on a helpless animal that's been shelter hopping for almost 6 months now. No one wants an old dog... I really hate my wife for this, but I'm picking him up tomorrow. As much as I front on how I don't want the added responsibility and yadda yadda yadda, I'm actually pretty excited."

Dude, you are gonna get some maddd booty. Enjoy it.

12/7/2010 11:08:50 AM

^You did a great thing, and have every reason to be proud. I wish I was in the position to help one too...getting a dog is near the top of my list of things to do when I get settled in my permanent location.

12/7/2010 11:19:13 AM

Yeah man, I rescued a puppy five years ago, and she is seriously the best dog in the world. I'm completely spoiled now by having such a well-behaved dog, and I know no other dog for the rest of my life will probably be like this one.

But on my to-do list is definitely to rescue an older dog from a shelter so she can have a buddy.

12/7/2010 11:22:32 AM

^^^ AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Good for you!!!

Keeping the dog that I randomly found (and nearly gave away to another twwer) was the best decision and I don't know what I'd do without him.

12/7/2010 11:33:25 AM

I wanna dog

12/7/2010 11:38:33 AM

^ ask The Peter for one for Xmas!

12/7/2010 11:42:33 AM

why do you think that confession wasn't random

12/7/2010 11:45:20 AM

taking confessions

12/7/2010 12:38:19 PM

confessions, please

12/7/2010 1:54:04 PM

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"My girlfriend is absolutely exhausting to deal with during exams. She's in her 2nd year of law school, is 7th in her class of 158, and has "booked" (gotten the highest grade of all 158 students taking a class) three different classes. In short, she's one of the smartest people in her class, and has proven that through multiple exam sessions, but refuses to have any confidence whatsoever. We started dating when I was a 3rd year student, but I've graduated since then. She went into "lockdown" study mode as of November 1st. That means, other than the occasional Friday or Saturday night that she's come to sleep over after finishing studying at 9 or 10, I haven't seen her, other than for lunch or dinner (which we do a few times a week...she's living with her parents in Fuquay to cut the cost of school down). She still works herself up to a near panic over things she can't control. Despite taking virtually no time off to mess around (we took a trip to Philly over fall break in early October, and that's the last bit of extended time we've spent together), and studying every night (assembling outlines while also prepping for class much more extensively than others), she still thinks she's "dicked around" all semester, and is going to fail her two biggest classes. I've tried the active advice route where I try and put things into perspective and calm her down, while also building up her confidence, and I've tried the route of just listening to her vent about stuff, and nothing seems to change the situation. It'd be one thing if this were something that only came around once a semester, but she enters freak out mode earlier and earlier each semester (this semester she was fretting over taking any time off to go to Philly, and was beating herself up when we got back for "slacking."). "

That sucks man... hopefully it will get better, and even if it doesn't- law school won't last much longer! (well hopefully at least- I imagine it is like most other professional things in that it is 3ish years in class and another year "interning")

[Edited on December 7, 2010 at 2:21 PM. Reason : u]

12/7/2010 2:20:37 PM

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"Sometimes I wonder how GoldenGirl can even tie her shoes, let alone function enough to put on 20 layers of make-up each day."

12/7/2010 2:37:14 PM

fuck the facebook numbers confess to me

12/7/2010 9:35:31 PM

^^^ as someone who is also dating a 2L IT SUCKS ASS BIG TIME.

I don't live in the same city as my boyfriend which can be both good and bad, but ugh. PM me if you want need someone in your shoes to talk with.

Here is some non-law advice though:

12/7/2010 10:35:18 PM

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"i have smelly feet sometimes (not like rank rotten cheeto feet, but feet smelling feet) sometimes, when they are smelly, even if i take a shower, they still smell like feet afterward probably because i get distracted and forget to scrub them. i just always assumed the soap dripping down my body onto the shower floor counted as washing my feet. there needs to be an embarrassed emoticon for situations like this. "

12/7/2010 10:41:33 PM

this is an awesome confession

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"I've made over 200 wii characters based on tdubbers. i like to play baseball with them and see who's good. twoozles is a sure thing for home runs, and shmorri2 is a great pitcher "

12/7/2010 11:11:43 PM

^I better be a part of that lineup!

12/7/2010 11:15:25 PM

^^ i better not be in that lineup

12/7/2010 11:16:06 PM

well apparently my character sucks at making diving catches

12/7/2010 11:17:39 PM

thatgoodlockforahomerun

12/7/2010 11:21:21 PM

Follow-up confession from the same guy who was going to adopt the dog...

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"So I met the dog this afternoon and he was indeed adorable. The poor thing has clearly been abused, but alas he remains really chill and well mannered. Poor guy can barely get up my steps and loves to walk around for 10 minutes, nap for 50, then repeat. My wife came home from work and was tickled to death when she saw him. It was great to see her so excited... The dog is coming around... He's opened up quite a bit to me in the half a day I've spent with him, but he still seems to have doubts/fears. I hope I can make them go away... He's perfect for our family and I'm glad I made the decision I did. "

12/8/2010 11:08:33 AM

^

12/8/2010 11:10:28 AM

confessions, today?

12/8/2010 6:25:21 PM

My inbox is open for business. Everyone knows i'm the best at postin' confesssssssions!

12/8/2010 7:21:19 PM

Someone confess to me...or if you don't wanna confess just talk to me...please.

12/9/2010 1:25:53 AM

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" Fuckin' CHASS classes. They make engineering majors take their shitty fuck classes to justify keeping the entire fucking department around. Not having 25% of the student population participate in their shitty department would be a major kick in the balls. "

12/9/2010 9:26:22 AM

Not a confession. That's a complaint.

12/9/2010 9:26:54 AM

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"The janitor comes in every night, and sits down in one of the empty seats near my desk and talks about shit I don't fucking care about. I really wish he would just shut up and re-fill the toilet paper."

12/9/2010 9:28:42 AM

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"If I was khcadwal 's math homework I'd be really hard and she'd be doing me on her desk. "

12/9/2010 9:57:27 AM

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"My step-grandfather was the victim of a high profile murder that happened about six years ago. I had to act sad in front of the TV cameras but in actuality I didn't feel much of anything when it happened. That probably makes me a jerk but he wasn't a nice man and I never felt much for him growing up. "

12/9/2010 10:08:12 AM