I will be the death of you fool SON.
don't be talking to me like that, I come find ya ginger ass and take your nuggets all away.

7/14/2010 10:29:11 PM

I, too, have to defend myself with guns

7/14/2010 10:31:19 PM

blah i dont feel so good

7/14/2010 10:32:16 PM

Have a nice life sons.

Hopefully this will be the last time fools.

AND LET ME REMIND YOU NOT TO FUCKING PM OR TEXT ME GOD DAMMIT.

7/14/2010 10:34:49 PM

drinkin' in Greensboro

7/14/2010 10:40:26 PM

<3 my new bff, she helped keep me sane.

7/14/2010 10:46:00 PM

7/14/2010 10:48:34 PM

POST MOTHERFUCKERS

7/14/2010 11:18:17 PM

this morning sickness shit is sucking balls. i feel like i have a never ending hangover.

7/14/2010 11:41:10 PM

Quote :

"<3 my new bff, she helped keep me sane."

AWE.
I <3 YOU!


^girlfriend, I vomited THE ENTIRE PREGNANCY with my little one.


[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 11:43 PM. Reason : .]

7/14/2010 11:43:06 PM

7/14/2010 11:43:46 PM

im so fucking bored

7/14/2010 11:53:02 PM

^Ummm excuse me? Hoe.

7/14/2010 11:53:29 PM

One of my friends on facebook has a picture of her dead grandmother in her profile.

I thought the practice of taking pictures of dead people to display was over and done with.

7/14/2010 11:55:46 PM

My high school sweetheart gets married in 60 hours

7/14/2010 11:57:54 PM

i am so tired and so excited about not going to court tomorrow that i am freakin' delirious

7/15/2010 12:00:16 AM

^^^
you should click the "Like" button

7/15/2010 12:04:18 AM

Quote :

"this morning sickness shit is sucking balls. i feel like i have a never ending hangover. "

somehow i missed that another twwer was preggers

congrats!

or congrats?

i never know which one is correct haha

7/15/2010 12:05:03 AM

shotgun wedding i presume.

7/15/2010 12:05:43 AM

I'm excited. 2 more weeks until I'm back in Raleigh.

7/15/2010 12:06:37 AM

shotgun weddings have to be one of the worst and archaic ideas of all times

7/15/2010 12:06:49 AM

well, I mean, you don't want your daughter to look like a whore

if you can find the culprit, it makes sense to compel him to unwhore your daughter

7/15/2010 12:07:41 AM

weddings are archaic

7/15/2010 12:07:54 AM

your face is archaic

7/15/2010 12:08:15 AM

Quote :

"you should click the "Like" button"

Oh dear.

7/15/2010 12:11:14 AM

Quote :

"well, I mean, you don't want your daughter to look like a whore if you can find the culprit, it makes sense to compel him to unwhore your daughter "

lol.

getting pregnant outside of marriage makes someone a whore?

getting married makes people less of a whore?

and growing up with parents that don't want to be married seems like a fabulous environment for a child

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 12:18 AM. Reason : .]

7/15/2010 12:18:17 AM

Quote :

"look like a whore"

it's nothing but social constructions, of course, but this is the world we live in

Quote :

"growing up with parents that don't want to be married seems like a fabulous environment for a child"

true enough

but "honor" has a way of being really inconvenient for everyone except the person who's worried about it (i.e. the father w/ the shotgun)

7/15/2010 12:19:55 AM

whores dont know they're whores


...... so what does that say.

7/15/2010 12:20:02 AM

^^ true. LOOK is the key word i suppose

^ also a valid point.

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 12:21 AM. Reason : .]

7/15/2010 12:21:01 AM

So is there a difference between the "hard-waiver" student insurance and the "voluntary" student insurance. This shit is confusing.

7/15/2010 12:26:09 AM

i just discovered these:


and would like a big bag of them please

they are much less abrasive than my other fav:

7/15/2010 12:32:45 AM

This bitch on Letterman is crazy as fuck, I feel like they're overestimating the number of people on acid that are watching network TV.

7/15/2010 12:35:04 AM

For fuck's sake, why can't I fall asleep tonight?!

7/15/2010 12:35:41 AM

well I've done all I can do tonight.

Shower and bed

7/15/2010 12:58:09 AM

Quote :

"My high school sweetheart gets married in 60 hours "

7/15/2010 1:12:05 AM

3 hours and 45 minutes until freedom!

7/15/2010 1:14:13 AM

fuck im tired, i want to sleep but i cant

7/15/2010 1:16:29 AM

i think my toilet is messed up...

i think it's sorta of dripping all the time...

not exactly running....but there is definitely a non-stop noise in there...


i gotta have that checked out

7/15/2010 1:47:14 AM

Ass hole calling me and harassing me in the middle of the night.

I should call him at 7:30 am non stop and wake him up. I'm sure he'd enjoy that hang over

7/15/2010 1:55:03 AM

Now now, friends don't get even Sarah...

7/15/2010 1:57:19 AM

This isn't a friend. This is a number that I don't recognize. But I have a strong suspicion of who is behind this. He is a douche and uggg. I'm not gonna get back to sleep now cause I'm angry.

7/15/2010 2:01:20 AM

I'm hongry.

Who wants to bring over some food?

*in training corset for wedding

7/15/2010 2:02:19 AM

I'm h0ngry too

I wanted to go to sleep without eating but I don't think this is going to work.

7/15/2010 2:03:18 AM

well there is no food here so I have no choice.

7/15/2010 2:04:47 AM

cloudy with a chance of meatballs is making me hongry

7/15/2010 2:05:01 AM

I too am hungry. I have a bowl full of cherries next to me. I don't want them anymore though

7/15/2010 2:05:53 AM

so hongry....

7/15/2010 2:08:45 AM

Why don't you grab a snickers?


[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 2:10 AM. Reason : .]

7/15/2010 2:09:09 AM

om nom nom nom cereal

7/15/2010 2:10:59 AM

I had a bowl of this on my lunch break 2 hours ago:

7/15/2010 2:14:33 AM