fucking liberal cereal eaters

7/15/2010 2:14:57 AM

I just made that bowl of honey nut cheerios my beech

7/15/2010 2:16:25 AM

LOL I bought some grape nuts earlier tonight. I haven't had any kind of cereal in a very long time.

7/15/2010 2:16:25 AM

Quote :

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau"

I didn't know what to do with my 7000th post so I figured I'd make it inspirational.

7/15/2010 2:20:59 AM

sucks that I go to bed when my boyfriend is waking up. I'll be glad when his bitchass is back in Amurica. lol Love you boo!

Goodnight tww

7/15/2010 2:25:12 AM

7/15/2010 2:31:03 AM

^^wat

7/15/2010 2:40:08 AM

she just called you a bitchass

7/15/2010 2:53:48 AM

Yeah let's see you talk shit when I get home

Fucking wind has been making my door jostle all night, I just can't win with this window and hot room.

7/15/2010 2:58:29 AM

i have the opportunity to become a professional, full-time bassist.


holy fucking shit FINALLY

7/15/2010 3:10:51 AM

^best take that shit and run with it

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Apparently, there is a huge meeting today. The tiny parking lot is overflowing with cars, and my boss booked it right when I got to the office today. So much for getting her input on an experiment

7/15/2010 4:36:17 AM

^ really needs to calm down on the chit chat first page

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goddamn that motherfucking cat

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I am not sleepy

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making a cheesecake today

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fuck, those lectures

7/15/2010 4:47:23 AM

haha, this is my prime posting time. First thing to get out of my system for the work day, especially since the busy hours of TWW are late at night EST so there's a bunch of new material.

I should get going to the lab anyway

7/15/2010 4:59:39 AM

7/15/2010 5:17:37 AM

Nothing like a blinding blast of ammonia vapor to the face to remind you to use the fume hood

7/15/2010 6:41:07 AM

last day of work this week! woo!

7/15/2010 6:45:49 AM

my eyes are still hurting. I had no idea this internship would be so hazardous

7/15/2010 7:36:01 AM

Off to work I go... today could be interesting... possibly

7/15/2010 7:44:27 AM

oh wow, i can smell normally again, lol. fuck you afrin, you gone for good

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 8:17 AM. Reason : asdf]

7/15/2010 8:16:23 AM

YAY

going to book a flight down to knoxville for FOOTBALL..... woohooo

7/15/2010 8:18:51 AM

dont know what to think

7/15/2010 8:25:06 AM

an ak-47 is not the best weapon for a suicide attempt


... the more you know...

7/15/2010 8:27:16 AM

7/15/2010 8:31:35 AM

ok... awesome

7/15/2010 8:57:00 AM

^^^how do you figure?

large enough caliber that it should mess up your head pretty good

7/15/2010 9:00:27 AM

Haha, well now I don't know if there's too much point in coming back. Not that it actually matters in the grand scheme of things.

7/15/2010 9:01:11 AM

left my phone at home when i went to work this morning.

pwnt.

7/15/2010 9:03:34 AM

^^^how do you figure?

large enough caliber that it should mess up your head pretty good

first hand experience........


the round doesnt pass through enough tissue to create enough yaw to do enough damage to vital areas of the brain.

blowing out ones frontal lobe will not necessarily kill the person.

gotta aim for the back of the throat...........that way the round passes through the brainstem

suicide: getting it right the first time


Its all just sad, i mean, a person prolly wants to die cuz they feel like a failure. Then, they try to kill themselves..........and fail Fuck that sucks.

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 9:12 AM. Reason : .]

7/15/2010 9:10:07 AM

sounds like it.s story time with brainysmurf

7/15/2010 9:15:22 AM

storytime would be depressing....

7/15/2010 9:16:17 AM

Failed at life, failed at suicide. Do the guy a favor and just pull the plug

7/15/2010 9:16:35 AM

i am SO over this fucking job! please to approve the new position

7/15/2010 9:17:34 AM

she's a nurse

she posts stories she sees from work all the time (as well as implying that she's smarter than the doctors she works for and that she's more important than them... or that's just how it reads.)

that's it people

7/15/2010 9:21:05 AM

Let's see how many of my baking cups disappear even though I asked people to leave them

7/15/2010 9:28:20 AM

Yeah, and if she's going to put these little hints of crazy shit happening she may as well indulge us and lay it all out there

Tho its prob just something like 'this Arab dude came into the ER with a gunshot wound through his turban and I patched him up and kicked the doc out of the way because he didnt know what the gray matter was plus I did all this with just a hair pin and a shoelace'

Acualky that'd be damn funnyto read, but whatever

7/15/2010 9:29:01 AM

cant get a direct flight in for this job interview monday

$1k seems to be about the cheapest

and it irritates me to have to make connections, making 4 flights for a trip that's <24 hours total.

oh well.

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 9:35 AM. Reason : they're paying for it]

7/15/2010 9:34:32 AM

^ flying with your bum foot doesn't sound fun

7/15/2010 9:36:53 AM

ill be flying on trips every week for the next four.



hope it's ok?

7/15/2010 9:41:48 AM

honestly, the pressure change is what's going to kill it... and then it will probably swell and you'll be uncomfortable.

won't hurt it - just won't be fun!

7/15/2010 9:43:16 AM

pilgrim shoes or pilgrim's hoes?

7/15/2010 9:43:32 AM

I'd be worried about swelling, but its prob far enough in advance that it'll be fine

Gonna get all the attention and doors opened for ya in the airport tho, hah

7/15/2010 9:44:56 AM

yeah it's been 2 months since the surgery.

the boot barely slows me down now,just alters my stride.

not this coming but the next weekend will be the interesting one, bachelor party weekend in miami with the boot

wonder if the strippers will give sympathy prices

7/15/2010 9:48:59 AM

ah yes, the cripple discount

7/15/2010 9:49:42 AM

Quote :

"she's a nurse she posts stories she sees from work all the time (as well as implying that she's smarter than the doctors she works for and that she's more important than them... or that's just how it reads.) that's it people"

you ASSume too much

and i dont work for any doctors i work with them as part of a team.

i wouldnt ASSume that i am smarter than anyone. Different members of the team see different parts of the picture.... oh fuck it ...........just keep assuming the wrong shit.

only folks i really have issues with are the few new interns(with their head stuck up their arse) that think they know everything, yet have zero experience. However, this crop of interns seem to be alright.

The trick is to never stop learning, never stop seeking new information. The minute you think you know all that you need to know is the minute you become dangerous....

Quote :

"Tho its prob just something like 'this Arab dude came into the ER with a gunshot wound through his turban and I patched him up and kicked the doc out of the way because he didnt know what the gray matter was plus I did all this with just a hair pin and a shoelace' Acualky that'd be damn funnyto read, but whatever "

ok i lol'ed it would be funny to read, but i would never mention anyone's race or ethnicity.

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 10:03 AM. Reason : .]

7/15/2010 9:58:09 AM

I was all up and awake this morning getting ready. Then I drank a cup of coffee, and now I'm all tired. WTF I am backward.

7/15/2010 10:07:24 AM

I swear these procedures are written so vaguely and complicated just to fuck with anyone trying to repeat the experiments

7/15/2010 10:11:25 AM

I need help with my blog's name....

7/15/2010 10:26:23 AM

what's it going to be about?

7/15/2010 10:27:28 AM

SAM GOES TO ALABAM...a

7/15/2010 10:30:39 AM

I guess my life in Bham it'll really just be a fun way for me to let my close friends/family know what's going on and also a place for me to write about random shit

or retarded things my dog does.. >_>

I want the title to involve "Samwise" that's about all I got right now

7/15/2010 10:31:47 AM