cat, please stop kneading my leg

your claws are sharp

7/15/2010 3:03:28 PM

7/15/2010 3:21:17 PM

Ughhhh I left my watch at home again

7/15/2010 3:38:56 PM

that was a nice and unexpected nap...

but our laundry is still not put away...

I need a magic wand.

7/15/2010 3:45:05 PM

I would really love to find some Wild Tiger energy drink in NC

7/15/2010 3:51:26 PM

stop looking at my boobs, once is enough

7/15/2010 3:54:47 PM

I really need to start cleaning out my car more than once a year...damn

7/15/2010 3:56:07 PM

but I <3 boobs

7/15/2010 3:56:21 PM

I heard boobs...

7/15/2010 3:59:24 PM

what kind of sound do boobs make?

7/15/2010 4:00:35 PM

not what I meant, but if they're big enough, you can slap them around

7/15/2010 4:00:55 PM

I, too, <3 boobs, but there is such a thing as stealing discreet glances

7/15/2010 4:01:08 PM

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You cant stare at it long, its too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.

7/15/2010 4:07:20 PM

^NICE


i <3 seinfeld

7/15/2010 4:08:12 PM

the girl reneged on that awesome IKEA reading chair....

7/15/2010 4:09:11 PM

Looking forward to actually being able to play a few legit pickup games. That's part of what I miss from living in CA!

7/15/2010 4:10:47 PM

my back hurts...


and it's going to be even worse after cleaning tonight

7/15/2010 4:23:38 PM

I can remember being just a boy when I was with a friend and his H U G E mother at a carnival. My friend's mother must have weighed about 300 pounds. We were on a ferris-wheel ride together. My body was pressed against the soft, warm, fat lady. It felt SOOO good. She was laughing and her fat was jiggling in the nicest way.

7/15/2010 4:41:40 PM

it makes me nervous b/c it's so small, but sabrina REALLY loves playing with this tiny tennis ball...it's like watching her play with grapes--awesome

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 4:46 PM. Reason : ]

7/15/2010 4:43:41 PM

MORONS ABOUND...

...when in doubt, don't rely on anyone else.

7/15/2010 4:44:46 PM

I wonder how this SOJA band feels about shamelessly ripping off music made by poor black people in the 70s

judging by their nappy dreads and shit-eating grins on this poster someone just dropped off, i guess they feel pretty good

7/15/2010 4:47:47 PM

who is soja?

7/15/2010 4:50:02 PM

white rastafarian roots-reggae band

7/15/2010 5:06:22 PM

sounds ~

also i should get a webcam

7/15/2010 5:09:57 PM

Trouble coming over... lets see how this goes lol

7/15/2010 5:12:48 PM

aha i'm on the phone with wachovia and it's going through an automated menu and it says the typical "please wait while i look up your information"

then it starts making fake typing noises

L O L

7/15/2010 5:18:12 PM

7/15/2010 5:19:35 PM

i need to put myself in time out

i am a grumpalufagus

7/15/2010 5:23:39 PM

dear bird
stop kneading your talons are sharp.

silly birds.

7/15/2010 5:47:47 PM

my friend from NC is less than an hour and a half away in the air!

and she is bringing me a box of grits. <3

7/15/2010 5:48:45 PM

I wonder where she is...at home or on a surprise trip here?

7/15/2010 5:52:26 PM

test



[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 6:37 PM. Reason : oh snap, nice]

7/15/2010 6:37:17 PM

bored out of my mind...

7/15/2010 7:43:33 PM

Quote :

"but our laundry is still not put away... I need a magic wand."

Sometimes you have to be your own magic wand.

7/15/2010 7:49:38 PM

but being your own magic wand isn't fun.

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 7:54 PM. Reason : .]

7/15/2010 7:53:57 PM

Then you people should be females.

7/15/2010 7:54:52 PM

i already am a female

ugh trying to stay awake until 10pm is harddddddddddd

7/15/2010 8:15:13 PM

kadwhackle

7/15/2010 8:17:16 PM

yessssssssssssss?

7/15/2010 8:18:08 PM

im full.

kinda drunk.

really sleepy.

relatively bored.

bust baseball is back.

so there's that.

watching moyer pitch is always interesting.

idk how long im going to make it tonight though.

7/15/2010 8:18:22 PM

uh oh

i will soon be singing a tune of regret

ice cream regret

7/15/2010 8:24:59 PM

bubbly guts!

7/15/2010 8:25:39 PM

I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. But don't be sad- two out of three ain't bad.

7/15/2010 8:35:11 PM

Quote :

"i already am a female "

ditto. I'm tired of being my own magic wand.

7/15/2010 8:36:35 PM

ladies...please
let me offer you my magic wand

7/15/2010 8:37:42 PM

hahahaaha

7/15/2010 8:40:48 PM

7/15/2010 8:46:11 PM

I fail at this so bad

7/15/2010 9:15:11 PM

NEW LAPTOP ON MONDAY

7/15/2010 9:23:25 PM

Anyone other than me use their frustration to focus?

I get shit DONE when I am mad.

Now I am getting pumped about my job. May start a lot sooner than I expected.

7/15/2010 9:40:28 PM