^^I am disappointed in the mistakes that aren't happening in my inbox.

^Yes ma'am.

4/21/2011 11:47:05 PM

I want mistakes on my cell phone

WHERE ARE MY SEXT MESSAGES?

4/21/2011 11:48:52 PM

OH HELLER THERE

4/25/2011 1:50:47 PM

i'll ramble in a little bit...

i'm distracted by looking for croakies at the moment

4/25/2011 2:02:29 PM

post pics so I can approve

this is necessary

4/25/2011 2:04:52 PM

i give up...

if i'm going to have to pay $9 then I may as well just get the VV ones...at least their colors are pretty...


but that f'ing VV tag on them is HUGE and gaudy

4/25/2011 2:14:32 PM

which colors do i get...

i'm already getting offshore green and pink...

i'm thinking light blue as well...


shit...i may as well get them all so i can switch them up...hahaha

4/25/2011 2:48:22 PM

I like the black


and the colors you're already getting

4/25/2011 2:49:12 PM

well black was a given...

4/25/2011 2:50:48 PM

are those Southern Proper?

if so

4/25/2011 6:05:30 PM

Southern Tide...

http://www.southerntide.com/

4/25/2011 7:23:50 PM

i can ramble for a while...

until i start reading

4/27/2011 9:26:07 AM

Sweet

Lets get it on

4/27/2011 9:27:59 AM

i don't really have much to ramble about though...haha

4/27/2011 9:33:34 AM

Oh

Well what are your thoughts on my purchase for the Royal Wedding?

4/27/2011 9:35:39 AM

it's pretty...

avon was selling one for the occasion as well

4/27/2011 9:36:38 AM

Its so shiny in person

I got mine from QVC

4/27/2011 9:37:30 AM

i'm more enamored with your nail polish than your ring, however

4/27/2011 9:39:27 AM

Ahhhhh yes

Almost a "Tiffany Blue"

I like to think of it as Robin's Egg Blue...but it's from Nicole by OPI and the color is "My Lifesaver"



[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 9:43 AM. Reason : omg so big]

4/27/2011 9:42:51 AM

i can't wait to get a pedicure...

i may try some fun new colors this summer...


but i am so in love with the color i'm using that i'm just not sure i can part with it...



i don't paint my fingernails because it's pointless

4/27/2011 9:44:35 AM

I use the quick dry top coat from Essie and it's helping my polish stay on longer.

I go about 4 days compared to 1

It would be longer but I skip that whole base coat thing.

4/27/2011 9:45:45 AM

the whole cleaning thing is what makes it pointless...

i can't even keep fingernails...much less polish on my nails

4/27/2011 9:46:41 AM

good point

When are you gonna clean my place?

4/27/2011 9:52:08 AM

right after i clean mine

4/27/2011 9:53:53 AM

Well that doesn't help me one bit!

4/27/2011 9:58:40 AM

i'm shooting for cleaning mine on friday though

4/27/2011 10:01:56 AM

Oh great...Sunday works for me

4/27/2011 10:02:29 AM

i'm not planning on being able to function as a human on sunday...

4/27/2011 10:03:12 AM

Well clean my place as if you are a robot.

Shit I don't care

4/27/2011 10:05:05 AM

i'll try not to puke on anything

4/27/2011 10:07:29 AM

bttt

7/6/2011 2:05:52 PM

haha

these were the days

this thread is because of my boring job at Ockham

7/6/2011 2:22:45 PM

It was one of the last ones I posted in before my long awaited return today lol

7/6/2011 2:27:38 PM

I approve

ramble away ma'am

7/6/2011 2:33:49 PM

Ryan Reynolds, discuss.

7/6/2011 2:50:07 PM

I can't right now

My vagina won't shut up.

yum

[Edited on July 6, 2011 at 2:59 PM. Reason : e]

7/6/2011 2:59:24 PM

what do I have to do to get you to tell Charles Barkley to come down the street from Lonnie Poole and have a beer with me at my house?

8/5/2011 1:00:48 AM

LOL

I honestly can't wait to sit down and have a drink or 8 with this guy. I'm sure he will have some interesting things to say.

We will need to circle back on the whole "get Charles to your house" part though. We may have someone even more exciting that you'd want to chill with as well. But that's still in the works.

I can give you gallery passes to walk around Lonnie Poole while he's here lol

8/5/2011 1:05:38 AM

so I just re-read what you said....

I mean I can TELL him to go to your house...that's easy lol

8/5/2011 1:07:03 AM

hahahahaha

honestly, I'd be ok with a handshake

I am probably the only person in the world that owns (and has read) both of his books

I would buy him whatever alcohol he wanted

8/5/2011 1:10:03 AM

this may finally be my golden ticket to the good life

gosh I hope so

8/5/2011 1:20:38 AM

it may be a wink and a nod type of deal

and the golf course is literally through the woods behind my house

which means pre,during, and post Jimmy V parties at my house

8/5/2011 1:22:12 AM

I saw Charles Barkley play golf in the tournament like 15 years ago, but I didn't recognize his crazy swing back then. I'd like to see it now

8/5/2011 1:23:47 AM

that's crazy...I'll be at pre, during, and post Jimmy V parties too

8/5/2011 1:24:39 AM

I would love to stumble my way into one of those

8/5/2011 1:26:06 AM

you keep it up with those kissey faces my friend

8/5/2011 1:33:45 AM

8/5/2011 1:38:08 AM

Yes yes yes

8/5/2011 1:48:20 AM