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7/19/2010 10:05:46 PM

i don't need to get laid...


but i would sure like to at least one more time before i die

7/19/2010 10:06:29 PM

you gona die soon?

7/19/2010 10:10:23 PM

i hope not...

but anything is possible

7/19/2010 10:10:51 PM

yep, better get laid soon then

7/19/2010 10:11:42 PM

if only it were that easy

7/19/2010 10:12:56 PM

wtf. dick should NEVER be sore.

7/19/2010 10:13:14 PM

poor bb and lp78

7/19/2010 10:13:55 PM

that's right

lp is [old]

7/19/2010 10:14:04 PM

Getting laid would be nice right now.

7/19/2010 10:14:41 PM

(but i'm not)

7/19/2010 10:14:45 PM

lp is [old] [ancient].

hey bb, I may need a place to stay. k?

7/19/2010 10:14:55 PM

i hate all of you

7/19/2010 10:15:51 PM

If you're here with at least 1 cigarette within the next 15 minutes, you are welcome to the house.

7/19/2010 10:16:11 PM

^ lol. You really want cigarettes.

7/19/2010 10:16:24 PM

I am truly beginning to get jealous of the garner shenanigans.

7/19/2010 10:17:04 PM

^ I want your couch.

7/19/2010 10:17:39 PM

If xtine were in town, I'd have cigarettes and good good shenanigans.

7/19/2010 10:18:35 PM

I wish my computer would unfreeze

7/19/2010 10:18:35 PM

k. I'll bring you that 1 cigarette. The dog doesn't sleep with me anymore so I guess I'm not needed here.

7/19/2010 10:20:24 PM

YES!!!

I have rum and ice cream!

7/19/2010 10:21:01 PM

That is a sweet couch, you might say.

Adn yes, bb would be taken care of. where's elise?

Quote :

"Mom: "When i was young, i canned peas and corn at Green Giant. I sill don’t like peas or corn." Dad: "Well when i was young i milked cows twice a day, EVERY day. I still like tits.""

Quote :

"My Dad left a note in the kitchen saying he fed our dog. The note said, "I got 99 breakfasts, and the bitch ate one.""

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 10:22 PM. Reason : dff]

7/19/2010 10:22:29 PM

I don't know where Elise is. Maybe sleeping? Why don't you ask Z? I don't know him well enuff to be like "WTF IS ELISE DOING!@!!@!@!#?"

7/19/2010 10:24:40 PM

Abandoned by the bff AGAIN. Silly people with no phones.

7/19/2010 10:25:37 PM

I'm hungry again wtf
a) that's what happens when you eat 4 bites of dinner
b) where the fuck has time gone today???

7/19/2010 10:25:57 PM

I NEED BWNING NOW!
Stop toying w/ my emotions!

7/19/2010 10:32:54 PM

at first i was

BUT NOW I'M JUST


WHERE ARE YOU, BROTHER

7/19/2010 10:35:07 PM

I love getting a text loaded with a good dose of crazy right as I'm about to fall asleep

I'm "greatly offended" you just disrupted the first stage of my NREM cycle, bitch.

7/19/2010 11:30:04 PM

^ HAHAhahaha


--

this sucks.

7/19/2010 11:32:17 PM

Crazy bitches can stuff that great offense up their too-tight backdoor.

It's taking a while, but I'm crafting a piece of art that aims to pwn the shit out of my crazyass aunt. (see previous post in this thread about free vacation lodging and unrealistic expectation and entitlement issues)

If all goes well, she'll never dare to complain about anything to my mother or I again. (She considers us one and the same, because we're both blasphemous broads who won't tolerate her shit)

7/19/2010 11:34:41 PM

^^srong?


guess I'll watch this movie and go to sleep. I kinda need stay up and talk to Peter though o.O

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 11:36 PM. Reason : ^^]

7/19/2010 11:35:51 PM

what in the fuck just happened?

7/19/2010 11:43:19 PM

no one ever listens to me.
shouldn't they know by now that i'm generally right?

7/19/2010 11:45:15 PM

dude
seriously
I can't wait to get all up in that business.

7/20/2010 12:11:38 AM

Let's go to bed a little bit earlier tonight.

Maybe I can get to work on time tomorrow and remember to take my medication so the day isn't a damn waste. >_<

7/20/2010 12:32:31 AM

dude
srsly
these lows are too low for my windows to stay open at night

I'm sick of being cold goddammit.

7/20/2010 12:36:47 AM

Cannibalism? Racism? Dude that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!

7/20/2010 12:39:19 AM

Finally full. Got a lot done today, hopefully tomorrow it will all be done.

7/20/2010 12:43:22 AM

Movies I've watched today: Inception - 9/10; Book of Eli - 1/10

7/20/2010 1:02:51 AM

True blod sure does know how to finish an episode.

7/20/2010 1:10:22 AM

I watched inception tonight and it was great. I watched book of Eli a few nights ago expecting it to be amazing with an awesome twist only to be pissed of when said twist was revealed. I was like that's not really the fucking twist is it?

Inception rocked my cock. I lurve Leo

7/20/2010 1:20:38 AM

^^ i just finished 4 and 5 like 2 seconds ago!!!!!

finally. i thought the first 3 were horrible and boring as shit. at least these are interesting!

7/20/2010 1:21:34 AM

kadwhackle noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

and i thought so highly of you

7/20/2010 1:23:08 AM

yea i don't know why i watch it either

it is a pretty awful show

but episodes 4 and 5 finally held my attention

i LOVED season 1, i'll admit. but season 2 was just like blahhhhhh. and the first 3 eps of season 3 were pretty terrible. 4 and 5 were still not great but at least interesting when i had nothing else to do ton

i do still <3 eric, pam and lafayette though. they are the best characters everrrrrrrrr.



[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 1:29 AM. Reason : .]

7/20/2010 1:27:59 AM

i watched the first two (maybe 3)

7/20/2010 1:30:29 AM

I shouldn't like this girl as much as I do.

She lives far away from here, and gives me the impression that she is not into long distance relationships.

But, she's soooo fucking cool and GORGEOUS.

I need to be careful here...

7/20/2010 2:11:47 AM

L'audace, l'audace, tojours l'audace.

This is my message. I have not adhered to it, though I have no regrets. Well, OK, that's horseshit. I'm a big pile of regrets. But still the thing holds true and now I try harder than ever to follow it.

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 2:34 AM. Reason : i do what i can ok]

7/20/2010 2:32:14 AM

I need a road trip already. At least the beach is 3 weeks away

7/20/2010 2:56:50 AM

Even though all I did last night was hang out alone in my living room, I had a fantastic night.

7/20/2010 5:51:00 AM

I'm way too hungry

I had a peach just a little while ago

7/20/2010 6:08:02 AM