A GIRL

7/1/2009 12:27:03 PM

my last post gave me an idea...


i may try posting for the rest of the day in nothing but Michael Jackson lyrics

7/1/2009 12:29:13 PM

7/1/2009 12:32:37 PM

So freaking mad.

7/1/2009 12:44:12 PM

Why my son? Or is it discussable son?

7/1/2009 12:44:44 PM

Today is my 1 yr anniversary at this shit job

7/1/2009 12:45:04 PM

i love when my company interviews for Associates, bc then all these young (under 30) recent college grads come walking through and it's such great eye candy

7/1/2009 12:50:06 PM

^^^ Friend of a friend is being a bitch to me for no good reason.

7/1/2009 12:50:31 PM

so how old is m&m

7/1/2009 12:54:01 PM

^^ Sounds like something that would get rather annoying.

7/1/2009 12:55:55 PM

should i put out the fire? or should i fan the flames?

7/1/2009 1:00:45 PM

seriously, WTF? this is a coffee shop, not a club. turn down the goddamned music. this is not ambience-music-volume.

7/1/2009 1:06:03 PM

Wow, that is kind of ridiculous if music is being blasted in a coffee shop....

^^ Fan them of course!!

7/1/2009 1:07:04 PM

Plane delay
May miss connecting flight.

I are sad

7/1/2009 1:09:05 PM

i mean, i love music. but this is so loud that trying to listen to anything else on your headphones is impossible.

7/1/2009 1:14:34 PM

tylenol pm gives me the funkiest dreams...

7/1/2009 1:16:51 PM

^^ That is insane if it's so loud in a coffee shop that you can't even use headphones.

7/1/2009 1:22:52 PM

i'm not doing a very good job of posting in only michael jackson lyrics

7/1/2009 1:24:24 PM

I could have sworn I heard that exact statement in one of his songs!

7/1/2009 1:25:47 PM

Quote :

"^ you do know you don't have to cum each and every time, right? it's not like the guy's going to be offended"

wtf

7/1/2009 1:28:05 PM

45 minute lunchtime Foxy Brown vs Lil Kim debate results in a resounding victory for yours truly

I took Kim

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 1:31 PM. Reason : x]

7/1/2009 1:31:05 PM

Oh man, I'm so irritable today.

7/1/2009 1:31:55 PM

^^^

it's just advice

you can take it or leave it

7/1/2009 1:35:06 PM

man, sometimes he can really act like a pretentious douche

7/1/2009 1:39:18 PM

well maybe if some people weren't so fucking dense others wouldn't have to treat them like they were fucking FIVE

7/1/2009 1:40:55 PM

i wasn't talking about you

7/1/2009 1:46:42 PM

OH SNAP SON!

7/1/2009 1:47:14 PM

my hair looks insane
mini-popcorn bags never cook right
i am ferociously scratching at my sunburn back

7/1/2009 1:49:41 PM

I WANT

Quote :

"my sunburn back"

7/1/2009 1:50:29 PM

Quote :

"i wasn't talking about you"

GOD, IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU

GROW THE FUCK UP

7/1/2009 1:51:15 PM

why did that make my heart start beating faster :/

7/1/2009 1:53:11 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardiac_arrhythmia

7/1/2009 1:53:56 PM

super....

that means i'm going to die doesn't it

7/1/2009 1:56:02 PM

yes, you are going to die

7/1/2009 1:57:32 PM

NAW SON, SHE CAN'T DIE YET SON!

7/1/2009 1:59:06 PM

so much hostility!

7/1/2009 2:00:40 PM

i am slightly surprised there is no wiki for dnl

7/1/2009 2:02:33 PM

^^

tell me, what do whore fingers feel like when you tappity tap that nonsense out?

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 2:03 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 2:03:06 PM

i am now stuck with a trailer with a mattress and desk on it that isn't mine

7/1/2009 2:04:29 PM

does anybody want to go to Dublin with me for 5 days for $299?

7/1/2009 2:07:47 PM

work

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 2:10 PM. Reason : blah]

7/1/2009 2:08:52 PM

tanning bed after work or just go home and go to bed

7/1/2009 2:20:09 PM

I'll go to dublin but I'd need you to bring a supply of rocks for me.

7/1/2009 2:20:46 PM

i'll do it if you can get me a passport really fast

7/1/2009 2:21:41 PM

Hmmm, let me see what I can do here.

7/1/2009 2:22:12 PM

werd

7/1/2009 2:23:58 PM

your conference will begin momentarily

please continue to hold

it's sad that i can sing every note to at&t conference whatever thingie's hold music backwards and forwards.

7/1/2009 2:33:09 PM

how does one sing music backwards

7/1/2009 2:35:05 PM

the Beatles did it...


and i tried to sacrifice my cat afterwards

7/1/2009 2:35:46 PM

THE SAME WAY YOU SING IT FORWARDS SON, ONLY NOT.

7/1/2009 2:35:47 PM