I can, I have before for a split second quite a few times. Just being in cars makes me sleepy. Especially early morning long drives, I'll knock right out. Thanks for the info danny

7/27/2010 2:38:35 PM

what's so great about the 5 hour is, no crash

7/27/2010 2:40:30 PM

i just want to be happy

7/27/2010 2:53:47 PM

5 hour energy works for me as well

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I hate dealing with HR

7/27/2010 3:09:16 PM

desktop just went down, pretty sure its done for good

7/27/2010 3:39:55 PM

fuck going into work 45 minutes early

[Edited on July 27, 2010 at 3:55 PM. Reason : I mean, I'm going, but I'm not happy]

7/27/2010 3:55:04 PM

So sleepy

7/27/2010 4:38:26 PM

Gambit is looking at me like, "What are you doing with my toys, bitch "

7/27/2010 4:48:57 PM

Coming back August 3rd

7/27/2010 4:49:58 PM

so fresh and so clean clean

7/27/2010 5:49:53 PM

7/27/2010 5:51:14 PM

haha ouchies

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the things i'll do to avoid doing what I *should* be doing

7/27/2010 5:54:48 PM

jesus i do not want to run tonight.... REALLY REALLY don't want to run

7/27/2010 5:57:34 PM

I do not understand how some people can be so absolutely inconsiderate of others.

7/27/2010 6:34:30 PM

Flowers are blooming under gray skies and moons
Seems like I'm winning everytime I lose
And the answers I been looking for been here all this time
Spread my rubber loving and everything was fine
Here in this moment to myself
I'm gonna vibe with no one else
There is a conversation I need to have with me
It's just a moment to myself

7/27/2010 6:48:16 PM

Bug repellent before going to bed...let's see how this goes

7/27/2010 7:24:27 PM

maybe I can win a round of bingo tonight for the first time ever

7/27/2010 7:25:32 PM

I'm still a little aggravated that I forgot my sleeping bag and pad.

I think I'm gonna head to king soopers

[Edited on July 27, 2010 at 7:28 PM. Reason : ddf]

7/27/2010 7:28:37 PM

wow...long hours at the dealership. Will be selling cars starting next week!

7/27/2010 7:41:40 PM

^^^ bingo sounds fun lol where do you do that at?

7/27/2010 7:44:38 PM

something carbtastic
probably we should hit sonic first or else this will be an expensive trip

7/27/2010 7:45:37 PM

I'm whupping my own ass trying to clean this apartment. I hate this place.

7/27/2010 8:00:59 PM

this computer is a piece of shit

7/27/2010 8:36:11 PM

mine is too! i can play one ~20-30 minute game and i have to let it cool off for an hour before i play the next one.

7/27/2010 8:44:44 PM

mucinex where the hell are you. i am cleaning like crazy and cant find you

7/27/2010 8:46:13 PM

this is like twice in the couple of days that someone has been on a mad hunt for mucinex

7/27/2010 8:46:40 PM

grrrrrrrr

7/27/2010 8:48:49 PM

calm down, boy.

7/27/2010 8:52:45 PM

DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YO!!!

7/27/2010 8:53:54 PM

i already did. your dog, by the way, is driving me batshit insane. he won't stop barking no matter what i do or where i put him. he is having accidents everywhere while he is out and wandering further and further away from the house.

7/27/2010 8:56:07 PM

seriously?


I think he's going downhill fast

7/27/2010 8:57:10 PM

yeah

7/27/2010 8:57:51 PM

Sorry he's being such a pain

7/27/2010 9:00:44 PM

it's ok, i still owe you and probably will until i'm 73

7/27/2010 9:02:07 PM

God I love this beach.

7/27/2010 9:11:27 PM

7/27/2010 9:13:43 PM

7/27/2010 9:18:17 PM

REALLY not looking forward to going to the doctors tomorrow

7/27/2010 9:21:41 PM

that 190% papsmear

7/27/2010 9:32:04 PM

another cookie, or a peach?

decisions, decisions...

7/27/2010 9:34:45 PM

Well the tournament was a bust... Worst round since I came back

my BBQ on the other hand turned out awesome! Dat eastern nc BBQ beef mutha licka!

7/27/2010 9:34:47 PM

Dr. is removing a condom that got stuck up there. After 4 days of waiting for it to naturally fall out, LunaK was forced to swallow her shame after enduring excruciating pain, and finally called a specialist.

7/27/2010 9:35:53 PM

yea, and you're paying my co-pay asshole

7/27/2010 9:37:18 PM

Back in college I was having sex with my then-girlfriend with her riding me on the couch. Just as things were getting good, she bounced up a little too high just before coming back down onto dick, made worse by me yanking her downwards. She bounced right off of me and sent a searing pain through my poor wang. She asked me if I was ok, and I told her I just needed a minute to deal with the searing pain of my cock nearly breaking in half. It was then that I noticed the spot of blood on my leg. I turned to her and said, "Are you bleeding?" At which point she said calmly, "Well I'm not on my period" and stood up to check, only to unleashed several ounces of blood that came pouring out of her vag onto my carpet.

After a quick 911 call and several scary minutes of her losing around a pint of blood into the bathtub, the paramedics took us to the emergency room. We were told that our misstep (or bounce rather) had ripped a half-inch hole in her vaginal wall which would require stitches, the pain of which would be equivalent to a few minutes of childbirth. In order to lighten our spirits about my girlfriend's upcoming vaginal torture, the doctor told us a much weirder sexual emergency that he had witnessed.

A few years back, a woman came into that same emergency room in a panic claiming to have snakes coming out of her vagina. Our doctor immediately turned to one of the residents and told him, "this one's yours." When the resident came back looking whiter than a tea-bagger saying that the woman really had snakes in her vagina, the doc had to check it out for himself. He took a look inside her and saw green, snake-like objects, but they weren't moving and were stiff.

So he asked the woman if she had inserted any unusual foreign objects into herself in the last year. She said that she often masturbated with food items. Well, it turns out what happened was she had masturbated with an unwashed potato, and that spores from the potato had taken root in her uterus due to the moisture and heat, and had slowly grown inside of her until the roots were visibly poking out of her vagina. My girlfriend and I had a good laugh. Then came the vagina sutures.

I thought they might have been exaggerating when they said she would be experiencing pains equivalent to labor, but not so. When they first inserted the needle I saw her face turn every color of the rainbow in RAPID succession, like a cuttlefish or squid flashing colors. It went from pale, so flush, to sanguine (Drew's Note: I do not think this means what he think it means), to jaundiced, back and forth for several seconds. After a few minutes in which a 100 lb. girl nearly broke every bone in my hand from gritting through the pain, it was over and we were free to go home under the express direction to not have sex for two weeks until the stitches dissolved.

The lesson of this story is: 1) you can experience the pain of childbirth without being pregnant; 2) certain kinds of unspeakable pain turn your face bio-luminescent; and 3) if a woman has snakes coming out of her vagina, she's probably just been fucking unwashed potatoes.











this is not me but a story on the internet

7/27/2010 9:38:03 PM

EMCE pwnt. stay home.

7/27/2010 9:40:42 PM

Quote :

"FUCKING UNWASHED POTATOES"

7/27/2010 9:41:07 PM

I want road head

7/27/2010 9:45:23 PM

not it

7/27/2010 9:46:45 PM

party pooper

7/27/2010 9:52:00 PM

i don't want anything to do with the pooper

7/27/2010 9:52:32 PM