Confess to me?

12/15/2010 1:18:16 AM

me too!

12/15/2010 1:21:09 AM

I'll take some

12/15/2010 11:37:43 AM

Girls wouldn't get preggers if you'd use rubbers.

12/15/2010 11:39:33 AM

LOL at the Usher confession.

and i got a confession too:

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" I feel so worthless sometimes. My friends assure me that I am definitely needed and certainly wanted, but I still can't help but think more people out there would either be unaffected by me not being there or would be much happier with me gone. I would never kill myself or anything, but in the back of my head I'm always considering just taking off and driving until my car runs out of gas and figuring out what to do once I get wherever I end up. "

[Edited on December 15, 2010 at 1:04 PM. Reason : confession]

12/15/2010 12:53:53 PM

Quote :

"I think I rushed into my marriage. "

12/15/2010 1:04:29 PM

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"Sometimes I wonder how long it would take for someone to actually come and look for me if I were to just disappear or die."

12/15/2010 9:52:25 PM

OMG, I haven't gotten a confession in forever

hook me up with a good one TWWers

12/15/2010 9:55:19 PM

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" Whenever I eat Pepperidge Farm Creme Filled Piroyuette Rolled Wafers, I pretend I'm a gangster or a badass Sgt. I'll hold them in my mouth like it's a glorified cigar. MMMMmmmMm"

12/15/2010 9:56:52 PM

give me a confession.

12/15/2010 10:10:00 PM

Its been too long, someone confess!

12/17/2010 12:11:28 AM

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"I got too drunk last night and got into a physical fight with my girlfriend. I said the most hurtful things to her and I feel like the scum of the earth. I cannot apologize enough. Once and for all, I am not drinking anymore. I am appalled at my behavior and honestly want to crawl into a hole and die for being such a heartless, cruel, human being. I don't deserve her. "

12/17/2010 12:11:43 AM

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"I've always been really attracted to kadwackle...Wat? "

12/17/2010 12:12:25 AM

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"i'm pretty sure i know who Tarpon is and if he is who i think he is, he is one of the best looking guys i have ever known (totally had a crush on him in high school...)"

12/17/2010 12:14:01 AM

I want a confession!

12/17/2010 1:15:57 AM

I'd like confessions.

12/17/2010 8:42:47 AM

me too

12/17/2010 8:51:00 AM

it's hopeless. We don't have boobs, b.

12/17/2010 8:51:21 AM

I don't either.

12/17/2010 8:54:17 AM

i do, but no one has confessed to me in forever

12/17/2010 8:55:49 AM

PSH

12/17/2010 8:55:49 AM

by forever, she means a few days.

I'm always trumped by the boobs

12/17/2010 9:51:23 AM

I forgot to post this from a couple days ago... whoops

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"whenever i see someone of the opposite sex alone or with a friend, I consider going up to them and giving them a compliment. Not to hit on them, but just as a means to brighten their day. However, I worry that in doing so would be taken the wrong way and come off as creepy and stalkerish."

12/17/2010 9:52:47 AM

I'LL TAKE A CONFESSION!!

12/17/2010 9:54:53 AM

^^ i do that. but i never said i wasn't creepy.

[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 9:55 AM. Reason : asdf]

12/17/2010 9:55:28 AM

it's been almost 2 weeks for me.

Confess my children



lolz

Quote :

"i agree with merbig's troll post on Jen. I too, would give her attention and would stick it in her butt."

12/17/2010 10:00:04 AM

taking confessions

12/17/2010 2:18:33 PM

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"Had a girl spend the night with me the other night. We were in bed kinda rubbing on each other, and then started making out. She was by far the worst kisser I've ever been with... it was literally like kissing a dead fish. I was getting turned off so I started trying to avoid her mouth kisses, and started kissing on her neck. Things began heating up at that point. Unfortunately, she wanted more mouth kisses and kept trying to make out with me. I ended up just getting frustrated, turning over, and went to sleep. Very disappointing night indeed."

12/17/2010 2:28:20 PM

ugh I hate those, those and the swallow your face kissers, how can anyone think that's ok?

12/17/2010 2:35:08 PM

lol at that Pepperidge Farm one. I do that too sometimes

12/17/2010 2:45:23 PM

confessions?

12/17/2010 3:05:54 PM

Confession, I will take.

12/17/2010 10:23:35 PM

Keep me entertained while I stay in bed and pop cold pills

12/18/2010 12:21:41 PM

Quote :

"I love fat girls. I love their tits and I love their fat pussies. "

12/19/2010 4:47:19 PM

lol fupa

12/19/2010 4:57:12 PM

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"I jerked off to a porno with a fat girl in it. Well, I started jerking off to it. Then I thought to myself, "I should be able to bag a fat chick, so why am I jerking off to this?" So I stopped, went to a bar and banged a fat chick. I even passed on an opportunity to talk to a cute girl specifically so that I could take home a chubby bitch. I think I've hit a new low. "

12/19/2010 6:11:33 PM

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"Re: Banging a fat chick. I did that once on a dare. It was during a time when I was real jerk-off to people for no real reason. Anyways, the dare was to take her home, have sex with her, and then eat a pizza right in front of her without offering her any. "

12/19/2010 6:27:02 PM

^ & ^^

accepting confessions!

12/19/2010 9:03:00 PM

hahaha


oh, and accepting

12/19/2010 9:04:14 PM

^^^ there was no resolution to that confession! haha to the pizza part.

12/19/2010 9:10:19 PM

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"you're a fag "

I think I must disagree with that one, but I will post whatever is sen to me... jerkface!

12/19/2010 9:11:04 PM

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"i don't know why i bother shaving my vag. it's a pain in the ass and i'm not even sure my boyfriend notices or cares when i do. "

Ask him!

12/19/2010 9:11:33 PM

yeah, we notice... or at least I do. I won't get upset if it's not done every day, but if you want some special attention, you best be keeping things clean (also- that should be read, I don't need it shaven- just clean)

[Edited on December 19, 2010 at 9:16 PM. Reason : dd]

12/19/2010 9:15:28 PM

^ clean should be a GIVEN!

12/19/2010 9:16:54 PM

I had a girl tell me once that if I want it licked or sucked, I need to shave/trim

I think it goes both ways




also, I keep a tuft of hair growing out of my butthole for this very reason.

12/19/2010 9:18:30 PM

^^ oh, it typically is. these days most women are self conscious enough about there bodies that they almost over groom. I have heard stories from friends that have run across some scary/hairy stuff when they come home with some strange. I think the worst I've ever encountered is some stubble that was slightly irritating

12/19/2010 9:34:02 PM

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"I keep forgetting how fucking cute and awesome this girl is. Every time we've talked or hung out recently, that thought keeps racing through my mind. I really should just tell her and see if something happens, but I'm afraid to lose a good friend. But then again, friends can be wonderful lovers "

12/19/2010 10:06:57 PM

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"my two best friends are now married...one has been married almost 2 years, the most recent just over a month. i am in a relationship where we are starting to have discussions about engagement/wedding/etc and seeing how the fun has been completely sapped out of my friends gives me reservations about marriage although i'm with a great girl "

12/19/2010 10:15:42 PM

bored at work.....send me some confessions!

12/20/2010 10:17:08 AM

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"i ate a whole box of macaroni & cheese by myself for dinner last night "

<3 mac n cheese

12/20/2010 11:05:37 AM