I would not like confessions so please dont send them to me

12/22/2010 10:15:00 AM

That can be arranged.

12/22/2010 10:20:17 AM

someone create a whistle-blower thread about the confessions - wikileaks style

12/22/2010 10:22:10 AM

I'd love to know what percentage of the confessions are real... i'd be willing to bet only 50%

12/22/2010 10:35:20 AM

you mean of the good ones or even the shitty ones? cause the shitty ones are probably all real

12/22/2010 10:36:31 AM

Quote :

"I want to burn my house down before Christmas so I don't have to deal with the holidays and get a check from the insurance company. I wonder how difficult it would be to burn it down myself without getting caught."

12/22/2010 10:42:31 AM

i'll take confessions

12/22/2010 10:45:56 AM

^^impossible, now

12/22/2010 10:48:34 AM

Or is it?!?!?!

12/22/2010 10:57:46 AM

every house that catches on fire, i'm going to point the investigating officer to wolfpackgrrr.




[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 11:03 AM. Reason : ]

12/22/2010 11:02:46 AM

snitch

12/22/2010 11:05:00 AM

accomplice

[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 11:06 AM. Reason : ^confessor EXPOSED??? ]

12/22/2010 11:05:54 AM

12/22/2010 11:11:08 AM

I'll take some confessions...

12/22/2010 9:00:09 PM

Quote :

"I just went against the advice of the cray cray thread and know there is some in my future... but never dated a crazy chick before so umm yea.. "

and a follow up

Quote :

"ok so more to add... i may make a list of the stuff in the cray cray thread and just start checking it off... the worst part is i found out too late she isnt very attractive in the one picture she has.. :/ noob mistake there.."

[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 9:28 PM. Reason : ]

12/22/2010 9:23:34 PM

Quote :

"i ate a whole box of macaroni and cheese for dinner tonight.... again now im suffering from extreme heart burn. fuck getting old!"

Heart burn FTL

12/22/2010 10:14:22 PM

anyone got any confessions tonight?

12/22/2010 11:57:39 PM

Quote :

"i don't know how much longer i can deal with the severe depression that i get every month before i get my period. last night i started to cry in a bar for absolutely no reason (wasn't even drinking) then picked a fight with my SO before walking out and wondering around downtown charlotte (where i had never hung out before) trying to figure out where i had parked my car. then i get home and get in bed, and like i do every time this happens i thought about ways to kill myself, and how my parents both suffer from depression, and how my mom told me in the past about how she planned to kill herself when she and my dad divorced, and about how he tried to kill himself twice, once before i was born and once on my brother's 5th birthday. i really think i need to talk to someone because when this happens it hits me so hard that i am afraid one day i won't be able to control my emotions and i'll do something drastic...but then the other 28 or so days of the month i am fine, perfectly happy, and forget about it until it happens again."

i would definitely think about talking to someone about this. that sounds pretty crazy.

12/23/2010 12:38:55 AM

Quote :

"I wish I didn't have a house, it is far too convenient of an excuse to not socialize or go out. I need to be forced to interact with people more often."

12/23/2010 1:12:07 AM

Confess to me.

12/23/2010 1:41:32 AM

^^ Sounds like my fiance's friend

Quote :

"every house that catches on fire, i'm going to point the investigating officer to wolfpackgrrr."

12/23/2010 9:38:03 AM

^^^how does having a house keep someone from going out?

12/23/2010 9:57:08 AM

I think if you're the sort of person that doesn't go out much to begin with, you just use your house as a crutch.

12/23/2010 9:58:13 AM

Quote :

"i farted in bed in front of my sig other for the fir time. it was one of the most embarrassing time. it was one of the most embarrassing moments i have had in a LONG time. which is funny, because i will fart freely in front of everyone else except him. else except him."

12/23/2010 10:03:15 AM

^^if someone used having a house as a reason not to go out, they would be called the fuck out with the quickness

12/23/2010 10:04:59 AM

^^ Were they having a seizure while writing that?

12/23/2010 10:05:40 AM

i could understand being "house poor" i have some friends like that who cant go out b/c of their monthly expenses but they still come out and visit and do things cheap

12/23/2010 1:09:53 PM

where are confessions for meeee?

12/23/2010 1:45:01 PM

Quote :

"I'm in love with McFluffle"

12/23/2010 2:20:53 PM

Quote :

"I am experiencing a little wedding fever. I'm not ready to get married at all, but lately I've been seeing a lot of wedding related things (flowers, fun food ideas, amazing dresses, whatever) and I get jealous of people who get to do all that. I know I will have my time at some point, and honestly I would hate to deal with the finances and logistics of it all right now anyway, but I'm stuck in this phase and can't get out. "

12/23/2010 3:19:00 PM

^cray cray

12/23/2010 4:09:50 PM

Quote :

"I am ridiculously attracted to a girl who is engaged tonight she told me that I looked exactly like her biggest celebrity crush this is the worst thing ever for an over-analyzer like me"

[Edited on December 25, 2010 at 12:18 AM. Reason : i think her statement belongs in the cray-cray thread ]

12/25/2010 12:16:56 AM

Quote :

"After seeing a post in the WAYTATVM thread, I'm jealous of Arab13 for having G.O.D's lips around his cock She's pretty "

12/26/2010 2:31:31 AM

Quote :

"Im stuck on the tarmac at the airport and can tell I've started my period but can't get to the john "

12/26/2010 7:07:27 PM

wtf. mcfluffle be stealing all the confessions.

12/26/2010 7:24:08 PM

Confess to me, friends!

Quote :

"the confessions thread sucks "

[Edited on December 26, 2010 at 7:34 PM. Reason : ..]

12/26/2010 7:28:55 PM

mcfluffle has been waiting for confessions for a long time, i'll have you know

i'm just getting caught up

12/26/2010 8:08:36 PM

blah

12/26/2010 8:14:48 PM

yay I haz a two confessions

Quote :

"I smoked pot at 8 am today, but cut myself off after a few hits because I remembered that the only food we have at home is chocolate and wine. And that's a recipe for sugar crash disaster. Then I remembered I have a drug test next week."

Quote :

"I started seeing someone and I don't want to spend NYE with them because I haven't introduced him to my friends and I don't think they'll get along. Also, my ex-boyfriend will be there. And he and I still have unresolved feelings for one another. This new relationship is prob doomed. But he and I have a great time together. Sadness."

12/26/2010 8:42:32 PM

percy getting all the confessions and he didn't even have to grow boobs!

12/26/2010 9:19:03 PM

He's got a nice set of bitch tits though.

12/26/2010 9:20:56 PM

don't hate.

Quote :

"Little Black Sambo and Song of the South were my favorite book and movie when I was a little kid"

Quote :

"I feel pretty terrible because I said something really mean about another TWW user in a confession I sent just a few moments ago. But I really, truly feel that way about this person."

12/26/2010 9:25:34 PM

Quote :

"in reference to a previous confession you posted, i am not jealous of arab13 in any way because his wife is the most annoying cunt i have ever had the displeasure of meeting."

12/26/2010 9:56:46 PM

that wasn't me, but I can see why someone would find her annoying

12/26/2010 9:59:07 PM

Quote :

"I'm hiring a date for my next family gathering. The trashier, the better"

12/26/2010 10:08:46 PM

hahahaha

12/27/2010 9:36:47 AM

Quote :

"I knocked down a kid's snowman just because I felt like it. The kid started crying but I didn't care. I guess this makes me a bastard."

12/27/2010 9:53:16 AM

Quote :

"My friend has a wife who is, well, hot. During a thanksgiving gathering we had at their house I got drunk and while I was in the bathroom did my thing in a pair of my his wife's underwear from the clothes hamper in their linen closet (went in there to find a towel). When I exited the bathroom I she was waiting to come in and I acted as if nothing had happened. This weekend we had a Christmas event at their house. I excused myself to go to the bathroom and when I did she placed her hand on my arm, smiled and whispered "I made sure there is laundry in there for you" and smiled. Shocked and embarrassed at first I manned up and took that as an invitation to do it again. I'm curious where this will go. "

keep 'em coming...lol

12/27/2010 10:18:44 AM

I call bullshit on that one.

12/27/2010 10:21:59 AM

Quote :

"You can call bullshit if you want, but there is no way for me to prove otherwise. I would post pictures of my spunk in her junk but this is tww, not 4chan. "

12/27/2010 10:27:15 AM