crazy ass cats

8/6/2010 5:36:46 PM

ok i gotta shower/get ready...

8/6/2010 6:21:01 PM

I have come to the conclusion that my last relationship-all two years of it-really sucked...and if my ex had just fucked my brains out every once in a blue moon, we'd have both been happier...but as it was, the sex sucked too, and I'm glad she's engaged to some other poor sap and I'm rid of her. </saga>

8/6/2010 6:47:11 PM

^ post her nudes

8/6/2010 6:47:56 PM

Wish I had some...but she was too damn uptight. Present one has nearly crippled me.

8/6/2010 7:09:24 PM

well, in that case, give me her name, address, and social security number so that I may procure said nudes.

8/6/2010 7:10:15 PM

some strange people at the belltower right now

8/6/2010 7:11:18 PM

I can't remember her ssn, dammit. I can, however, remember my ex-wife's...and I'm all but certain there are nudes of her floating around somewhere.

8/6/2010 7:15:26 PM

my brother is an asshole, and i don't want him to come visit unless he grows the fuck up.

8/6/2010 7:30:32 PM

UH OH

FOUR LOKO

8/6/2010 8:22:08 PM

WHAT'S GOOD NYIGGGGAAAAZZZ?!

8/6/2010 8:27:36 PM

:siiiiiiiiigh:

He's handling this better than I thought he would. At least at the moment

And I Cannot believe that these jeans are already so loose

8/6/2010 8:46:08 PM

and is an odd mix of emotions

8/6/2010 8:47:19 PM

it's b/c my weight isn't changing as rapidly as my measurements, meaning that I'm building an appreciable amount of muscle - and as far as I can tell, a fair bit of it is upper body

It's b/c I bought these jeans over july 4th holiday, and they were slightly snug. Now I'm about to have to break out the belt to keep wearing them. And I planned ahead and also got jeans in a size smaller than this that same weekend: and left them in Colorado. I'm in NC til the 18th

8/6/2010 8:51:04 PM

^ that feeling is frustrating b/c you got to buy new jeans but its great isn't it?

8/6/2010 9:06:18 PM

8/6/2010 9:36:47 PM

^ that creeps me the fuck out

on another note:

8/6/2010 9:39:48 PM

so weird. before the bar exam i was itching to go out all the time (probably because i couldn't) and now that it is over i don't feel like going out haha. *SIGH*

but i am babysitting tomorrow (only 4hrs though) and going out tomorrow night so its probably good to rest tonight. plus whatever medicine i'm taking for my disease is making me feel a little

8/6/2010 9:42:00 PM

^^hahaha...i had to look up sloughing when I was PMing you to make sure I was spelling it correctly and that was the gif it gave me.

8/6/2010 9:48:01 PM

ok i've been convinced to leave the house for one drink.

off to bada. i'm sure it will be like 3 drinks but whatever. its only 10

8/6/2010 9:55:54 PM

Sooooooo loving Junebug

8/6/2010 10:14:21 PM

Oh shit! Did I really just do that...

8/6/2010 10:14:42 PM

I want to cuddle tonight.

8/6/2010 10:16:37 PM

MOTHER FUCKER WHO DOES THAT SHIT!

[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 10:25 PM. Reason : The Hurt Locker.]

8/6/2010 10:20:48 PM

I GOT A NEW (to me) CAR!!!!!!!

8/6/2010 10:21:21 PM

MOTHER FUCKER WHO DOES THAT SHIT!

8/6/2010 10:22:28 PM

There is going to be a mermaid in the 4th Pirates movie.

my mind might seriously explode.

8/6/2010 10:38:13 PM

I'll get the buckets to salvage the shrapnel.

8/6/2010 10:47:02 PM

I wish my parents hadn't fought so much when I was growing up

8/6/2010 11:20:50 PM

I wish the outside sales meme fit into Facebook comments

8/6/2010 11:26:20 PM

i would think the first line is sufficiently recognizable

8/6/2010 11:27:26 PM

I want to use it on non-tww people

8/6/2010 11:30:54 PM

well that's just silly

[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 11:33 PM. Reason : also, derp derp what's a non-tww people i don't even]

8/6/2010 11:32:40 PM

yes it is

8/6/2010 11:35:12 PM

I'm in a quandary about headphones. I really wonder if I should venture out and try some over-the-ear headphones. I've read the TWW threads and online reviews.


So, right now, I'm thinking, "what should I get?" I'm not what you might consider a true audiophile, but I want to have something which blocks external sound and is of a better sound quality than the ol' Apple in-ear earphones.



[Edited on August 7, 2010 at 12:04 AM. Reason : punctuation]

8/6/2010 11:48:39 PM

Why is it that people get upset at you when on the third time of someone asking you why something is, and your previous 2 responses were "I don't know," that your response changes to "I don't fucking know?" Like asking the question multiple times is going to make me suddenly know.

8/6/2010 11:56:02 PM

Quote :

"I wish the outside sales meme fit into Facebook comments "

someone put it on my facebook and i deleted it haha

8/7/2010 12:40:44 AM

the whole thing?

8/7/2010 12:46:55 AM

oh she can fit the whole thing fo sho

8/7/2010 12:53:03 AM

Le sigh.

8/7/2010 1:03:02 AM

mmmmmm

these two older men


I don't know which one I'd pick first.

8/7/2010 1:07:11 AM

I WANT TO WATCH THE LAST 15 MINUTES. I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

8/7/2010 1:18:50 AM

breakfast tomorrow is gonna need to be raspberries, coffee, and...what?

idk, but man, <12hrs til this thing gets started

8/7/2010 1:34:26 AM

raspberries coffee and BACON!!!!

8/7/2010 1:36:11 AM

ehe
protein will be the focus of the third item

--

goddammit, mom. I can't wait to move away from you. You can't give me this shit to work with WHEN IT'S FOR MY HUSBAND'S FAMILY, TOO

You're off your goddamn rockers.
Gross, too.

8/7/2010 1:51:09 AM

i have been drinking and instead of "third item" i read "third term"

and was all

until i realized i misread it

8/7/2010 1:54:47 AM

gg

8/7/2010 1:55:50 AM

irritated

8/7/2010 2:54:21 AM

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

8/7/2010 3:27:36 AM

man, when people go WAHLA or somesuch for voila, I hate them a lot for a little while, and then for a little bit for a very long time.

--
I want some more. But I don't think I'm getting any

[Edited on August 7, 2010 at 3:37 AM. Reason : df]

8/7/2010 3:31:13 AM