in 1595 Battle of Calugareni was going on

so i come to work on my moms truck and it doesnt need anything. cause she is an idiot and took it to jiffly lube and they told her it needed something it didnt.

[Edited on August 7, 2010 at 8:08 PM. Reason : dytij]

8/7/2010 8:06:34 PM

i want some ice cream. hard core.



[Edited on August 7, 2010 at 8:14 PM. Reason : ]

8/7/2010 8:13:16 PM

I want some of this again:

8/7/2010 8:25:19 PM

I'm going to have to extend my exercise times next week when I get back b/c of the way I'm enjoying my vacation

8/7/2010 8:26:24 PM

i'm not a huge dark chocolate fan, but i really don't discriminate much when it comes to chocolate.

8/7/2010 8:29:10 PM

I totally asked magdalena out on a date

denied

8/7/2010 8:29:10 PM

I KEEP SMELLING CHEESE IT DUOZ Sharp Cheddar & Parmesan ... I can taste it too... I've never craved something so much before. I can't be preggers...

[Edited on August 7, 2010 at 8:46 PM. Reason : .]

8/7/2010 8:46:03 PM

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8/7/2010 8:46:30 PM

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8/7/2010 8:47:30 PM

^^^^You weren't close enough to where I was at the time to be serious.

8/7/2010 8:56:18 PM

YO, FUCK DAT

8/7/2010 8:58:17 PM

pretty sure i got dissed by my buddy tonight

8/7/2010 8:59:36 PM

^^ you sure you can handle that?

8/7/2010 9:13:27 PM

This is one of those nights.

8/7/2010 10:36:25 PM

Pretty Woman is one of my most favoritist movies!! I need to purchase that dvd.

8/7/2010 11:01:18 PM

Click the red x. Do not return until tomorrow. Deal?

8/7/2010 11:10:14 PM

8/7/2010 11:11:50 PM

Kiwi doesn't shave her nether regions

and frankly, it's disgusting. it's looks like a goddamn raccoon's tail

8/7/2010 11:20:06 PM

lol, it's striped?

I think it's funny the only person I'd consider creating a friendship with is the lone gay fucking hilarious guy.

8/7/2010 11:27:34 PM

where is the lone gay guy? what are you talking about?

8/8/2010 12:09:21 AM

wow, some of these people are being really picky and anal about a free week at the beach. what the fuck?

8/8/2010 12:14:05 AM

ehe

live and let live

but while doing so, snark it the fuck up

8/8/2010 12:55:11 AM

i am totally grateful for my built in twin. it rocks!

8/8/2010 12:59:43 AM

8/8/2010 1:03:56 AM

life is good tolerable..... good enough for this honky

8/8/2010 1:10:44 AM

uggggh

8/8/2010 1:55:29 AM

may be addicted to rock band

8/8/2010 6:55:14 AM

wtf is wrong with my stomach, ugh

8/8/2010 8:11:24 AM

i like the sound of my dogs chewing their dog food

8/8/2010 8:30:25 AM

So, strippers are fun.

8/8/2010 9:16:13 AM

hit the strip club last night?

8/8/2010 9:30:25 AM

Nope. Stripper in my living room.

8/8/2010 9:34:34 AM

8/8/2010 9:36:45 AM

It was a friend's bachelor party. I thought it would be weird. But happily it was not.

8/8/2010 9:38:19 AM

you got invited to the bachelor party? when my friends got married the guys wouldn't let us hang out with them

8/8/2010 9:42:26 AM

I was enlisted to plan the damn thing because apparently his best man is uber religious and wouldn't do it.

8/8/2010 9:44:18 AM

At every occasion I'll be ready for the funeral

8/8/2010 9:48:23 AM

well, that was nice of you! was it just you and a bunch of dudes??

8/8/2010 10:08:07 AM

Another chick went out with us and came back and waited for a little bit but said the stripper was taking too long and left. So yes.

8/8/2010 10:18:09 AM

Hangover bad.
Head hurt.
Need goody's.
Ow.

8/8/2010 10:44:46 AM

Yuck. My light gray t-shirt is now dark gray after that 3.5 mile run...

8/8/2010 10:53:29 AM

I need to go for a run. And lift. But ^^ is prohibitive at the moment.

8/8/2010 10:56:17 AM

^ Aww. I ran yesterday. FEEL BETTER!

Also, RUN UMSTEAD!

8/8/2010 10:58:24 AM

I will actually.

Just lemme get some Gatorade and maybe a burrito first.

8/8/2010 10:59:23 AM

i also need to run but i'm feeling about 70% so going to spend another day in bed with gatorade and tv. hopefully tomorrow i'm feeling 100%!

8/8/2010 11:04:18 AM

in on this page

8/8/2010 11:07:47 AM

Ahhhh

Goody's + shower + bojangles + coffee = a less hungover and happy LK

8/8/2010 11:51:04 AM

i think they named bojangles as the official universal hangover food

[Edited on August 8, 2010 at 11:59 AM. Reason : ]

8/8/2010 11:59:10 AM

Somehow my recipe bookmark folder got deleted and all the recipes that were saved there are gone

8/8/2010 11:59:29 AM

I didn't feel too bad when I woke up, but now the hangover has set in full force



blech

8/8/2010 12:22:42 PM