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8/9/2010 2:30:47 AM

I am not going to want to get up in six hours :/

8/9/2010 3:09:49 AM

Click delete. The deed is done.

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 3:17 AM. Reason : .]

8/9/2010 3:12:17 AM

Quote :

"Two guys were taking chemistry at the University of Alabama. They were so confident going into the final that two days before, they decided to go up to the University of Tennessee and party with some friends. They had a great time. However, they overslept and didn't make it back to Alabama until the morning of the exam. Rather than take the final, they found their professor afterward to explain why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to the University of Tennessee for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back, and didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time, so they were late in getting back to campus. The professor thought this over and told them they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day for the final. The professor placed them in separate rooms, and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was worth 5 points. It was something simple. "Cool," they thought. "This is going to be easy." They did that problem and then turned the page. Question #2 said: "Which tire?" (95 Points). "

hahahahahaha. That was awesome.

8/9/2010 6:21:34 AM

GOT THEIR STORIES STRAIGHT PRIOR TO THE EXAM.

100/100.

THE END.

8/9/2010 6:33:29 AM

why do i keep waking up so early? and why is this cat cuddled up in my face AND purring like a damn diesel engine

8/9/2010 7:37:19 AM

i, too, have that problem


day 2 of vacation, day 2 of being awake at 6:45.

8/9/2010 7:43:45 AM

oh snap

8/9/2010 7:48:12 AM

the beach and a boy

8/9/2010 7:49:38 AM

My bed is too comfy and I don't want to get up.

8/9/2010 7:57:36 AM

I srsly need to start doing something to keep me from being so damn bored all the time.

8/9/2010 9:01:03 AM

Cuuuuuute video my bff just posted of her little girl...holy crap! "I'm cool like that." Yes Josie, you are indeed cool

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 9:04 AM. Reason : ]

8/9/2010 9:02:28 AM

8/9/2010 9:06:20 AM

8/9/2010 9:10:31 AM

I just was asked if I have room in my storage unit for a kegerator... I am now trying to figure out if I have room in my town home for said kegerator

8/9/2010 9:24:06 AM

YAY Indian vegetarian buffet for lunch

8/9/2010 10:45:23 AM

where did you hide the food

8/9/2010 10:46:16 AM

trying to get work accomplished

8/9/2010 10:46:58 AM

somebody hit me with a list of Droid apps to get. that bitch is getting delivered to me next week

and i don't feel like wading through that 500 page android thread in Tech Talk

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 10:55 AM. Reason : d]

8/9/2010 10:55:11 AM

jesus fucking ouchies

I wish I di dn't have the boboass aloe/lidocaine gel

8/9/2010 11:33:31 AM

I'm pretty excited for the hotel tonight and the interview tomorrow

8/9/2010 12:15:48 PM

STOP SAYING JANG YOU FUCKING PHONE, ITS HANG


lololololol

jang out

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 12:18 PM. Reason : mo just jang out]

8/9/2010 12:17:54 PM

feeling pretty BLARGH right now...I'm at the beach. this shit ain't right.

8/9/2010 12:18:03 PM

Sitting at murrays waiting. Blah this is boring

8/9/2010 12:23:39 PM

thank you for choosing Murray's for all of your new and used tire needs

8/9/2010 12:24:56 PM

Why she dizzy?

8/9/2010 12:24:56 PM

I love them when I'm on a budget. 100 bucks for "new tires" that will last me near 2 years - I'm gettng a set of wranglers with great tread for next to nothing

8/9/2010 12:27:31 PM

Murray's is awesome

8/9/2010 12:29:32 PM

them bitches would be $200 each, brand new

8/9/2010 12:29:35 PM

Bored at work. Someone come in and buy a car from me.

8/9/2010 12:31:53 PM

And add in the installation charges at other places and lack of gansta reggae rap - I don't see why anybody wouldn't come here

8/9/2010 12:33:31 PM

I'm thinking that Apple store employee might have forgotten to put the period in the middle of my email address

8/9/2010 12:36:52 PM

who's gonna have the epic 05:06:07 08/09/10 post?

8/9/2010 12:54:41 PM

double dose!

8/9/2010 12:58:08 PM

applied for a job in Lillington!!

yay for a ~40 mile drive to work every day!

8/9/2010 1:12:44 PM

finished with my work for today

8/9/2010 1:18:16 PM

Redoing my iPod library is hard work and serious business.

8/9/2010 1:23:46 PM

i'm just going to ignore that phone call

i don't feel like being pissed off today

8/9/2010 1:44:19 PM

Both of my shoes broke today. WTF.

8/9/2010 2:02:29 PM

i had a dream last night that I had a threesome with my brother's sister and mom

8/9/2010 2:04:28 PM

I really want an audi A4, an acura TL, but will probably get something like a honda accord

8/9/2010 2:04:38 PM

^^^ Owned.

8/9/2010 2:05:55 PM

I have been having all sorts of shoe-related issues lately.

8/9/2010 2:07:57 PM

I had a dream I was proposed to last night. But he bought the ring from Kmart. fml

8/9/2010 2:09:56 PM

Oh lawd. Credit card issues. Someone better not have jacked my info.

8/9/2010 2:23:12 PM

Motherfucking allergies are a bitch today. Guess that means I need to dust this place

8/9/2010 2:40:36 PM

worst band picture ever?

8/9/2010 3:16:28 PM

8/9/2010 3:16:51 PM

this is giong to hurrrrrrrrt


I'm rather glad that I'm down to a size now where going and looking @ some more rough and tumble swimwear in a tourist town is now feasible

8/9/2010 3:18:22 PM

If I don't get my thesis submitted in its final form by the 17th, I have to pay like $1000 between tuition and fees for ONE FUCKING CREDIT HOUR so that I can graduate.

Man up committee, and get that shit turned around ASAP!

8/9/2010 3:23:30 PM