saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
awesome 8/24/2005 1:47:50 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
now read this thread over, since i brought it up! 8/24/2005 1:50:35 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
pages 2 and 3 are seriously money, on to page 4 9/9/2005 2:22:36 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
i heard he beat a guy to death with a roll of masking tape. TRUE STORY 9/9/2005 2:33:15 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
Fermat isn't any good at these and is officially banished to the farm team thread.
[Edited on September 9, 2005 at 2:34 PM. Reason : ...] 9/9/2005 2:33:53 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
good times 9/9/2005 2:34:36 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
sry
[Edited on September 9, 2005 at 2:37 PM. Reason : hotsauce] 9/9/2005 2:36:45 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
this thread deserves a reread, it really starts cookin on 2 and 3 and then dies off a lil and then picks back up about 6 or so 9/9/2005 2:39:42 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
when i die, i want someone to read this thread at my funeral 9/9/2005 2:46:18 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
she's a beaut 9/9/2005 2:48:49 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
she's tha triple 9/9/2005 3:04:21 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
deelish 9/9/2005 3:05:43 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
AGROBA GORBER FORB 9/9/2005 3:06:35 PM |
Grapehead All American 19676 Posts user info edit post |
btt 11/4/2005 12:52:45 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
http://grategatsby.com/brasky/
relive the good times 12/1/2005 8:49:31 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
awesome
fuckin car ramrod turned this shit not funny 12/1/2005 10:47:07 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The character of Lando Calrissian was based on Brasky. George Lucas liked Brasky's style, attitude, and the fact that he lived in a city in the clouds." | gg12/1/2005 10:59:53 AM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Bill Brasky is the fifth dentist, the one who does not approve that gum to his patients that chew gum. Instead, Brasky suggests his patients chew the deceased.
Keeps a big pile of them in the back of his office. " |
12/1/2005 11:03:26 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Brasky is the voice for the book on tape of "Mein Kampf"" |
12/1/2005 11:06:25 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
pages 6 and 7 are tremendous
and make me miss frosh killer 12/1/2005 11:06:56 AM |
BEU All American 12512 Posts user info edit post |
I MASTURBATE TO THE TELLA TUBIES! 12/1/2005 11:18:28 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
12/1/2005 11:30:38 AM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky was the mastermind behind such household items as tampons, the internal combustion engine, and the GI Joe aircraft carrier
however he never got patents because he was too busy making sweet sweet love to David Bowie 12/1/2005 12:09:34 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky has never learned to tie a tie; he's never had to - he has a bowtie shaped adams apple 12/1/2005 12:10:32 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Most people don't know this, but Bill Brasky has children! This one time, he was banging a hooker and wouldn't ya know it, his semen shoots straight through her tailbone, up through the ceiling and into the sky where it hit a plane! Nine months later, every woman on that plane had Brasky's children! When they tried to get child support... he paid it every month 12/1/2005 12:55:36 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
One time Bill Brasky sneezed and the droplets formed a 42" Plasma TV that was PAL as well as NTSC compatible 12/1/2005 1:05:31 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
When Bill Brasky had his testicular cancer removed, the tumor was a perfectly-formed miniature Bill Brasky, complete with a miniature bottle of whiskey 12/1/2005 1:15:25 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
BILL BRASKY let the DOGS OUT! 12/1/2005 1:24:01 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Brasky shot the sherrif AND the deputy 12/1/2005 1:29:26 PM |
jlancas03 All American 9645 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha
let the dogs out 12/1/2005 1:32:11 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Did you know Bill Brasky parted the Red Sea once, like Moses?
Only he parted it to one side, because that was the style at the time! To BILL BRASKY! 12/1/2005 1:33:57 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky once ate a sheep testicle on a dare. It was still attached to the sheep 12/1/2005 1:39:17 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky likes to have his pants custom made, he orders waist size "Dom Deluise" and crotch size "Burt Reynolds"
he calls them his Cannonball Run pants] 12/2/2005 10:10:45 AM |
rangelife Suspended 8809 Posts user info edit post |
12/2/2005 10:13:17 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
^i don't get it 12/2/2005 10:15:54 AM |
ssjamind All American 30098 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky performed the first human face transplant. 12/2/2005 10:20:01 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
He's producing Battlefield Earth 2 12/8/2005 2:19:16 PM |
sparkydwp All American 558 Posts user info edit post |
went camping with Brasky, his wife, and his daughter Debbie! She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer! 12/8/2005 2:24:52 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
^we used all the ones from the skits in the earlier pages, now we're making them up
TO BILL BRASKY! 12/8/2005 2:25:51 PM |
Jax883 All American 5562 Posts user info edit post |
I heard he invented the bucket seat by casting a mold of his jawbone and stuffing it with a mixture of the tanned hides of infant wombats and curry powder. 12/8/2005 2:34:24 PM |
therooster All American 2559 Posts user info edit post |
the 1978 film the Deer Hunter is loosely based on Brasky's one month stint as a Scout leader. 12/8/2005 2:46:58 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky has a great cellular phone contract
he has free usage of every phone in the lost and found bins at both Denny's and Bennigan's 12/8/2005 2:48:45 PM |
4nik8r All American 801 Posts user info edit post |
On the last episode of Lost, Bill Brasky is going to land on the island, rape all the women, kill all the men, and then eat every last thing on the island. He'll start with the Oriental couple, because he loves Chinese food.
[Edited on December 8, 2005 at 2:53 PM. Reason : nm] 12/8/2005 2:52:34 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky killed all the children of egypt, on a dare from God 12/8/2005 2:58:38 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
this poor thread is a relic of mine and poopface's glory days
one day we shall reign supreme again 12/8/2005 6:56:07 PM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
His urine looks and tastes just like orange juice 12/8/2005 7:04:25 PM |
wolfAApack All American 9980 Posts user info edit post |
BILL BRASKY WAS A SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! 12/8/2005 7:14:24 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
12/27/2005 10:31:07 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
by far the greatest thread ever made 12/27/2005 10:32:39 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky didn't cry when they shot Old Yeller. Mainly because Bill Brasky is the one who shot Old Yeller. And Bambi's mom. Both scenes were removed from the movies to protect the sensitive. Bill Brasky then shot the man who made the edits. 12/27/2005 10:41:28 AM |