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saps852
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awesome

8/24/2005 1:47:50 PM

poopface
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now read this thread over, since i brought it up!

8/24/2005 1:50:35 PM

saps852
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pages 2 and 3 are seriously money, on to page 4

9/9/2005 2:22:36 PM

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i heard he beat a guy to death with a roll of masking tape. TRUE STORY

9/9/2005 2:33:15 PM

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Fermat isn't any good at these and is officially banished to the farm team thread.

[Edited on September 9, 2005 at 2:34 PM. Reason : ...]

9/9/2005 2:33:53 PM

saps852
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good times

9/9/2005 2:34:36 PM

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sry

[Edited on September 9, 2005 at 2:37 PM. Reason : hotsauce]

9/9/2005 2:36:45 PM

saps852
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this thread deserves a reread, it really starts cookin on 2 and 3 and then dies off a lil and then picks back up about 6 or so

9/9/2005 2:39:42 PM

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when i die, i want someone to read this thread at my funeral

9/9/2005 2:46:18 PM

saps852
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she's a beaut

9/9/2005 2:48:49 PM

poopface
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she's tha triple

9/9/2005 3:04:21 PM

saps852
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deelish

9/9/2005 3:05:43 PM

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AGROBA GORBER FORB

9/9/2005 3:06:35 PM

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btt

11/4/2005 12:52:45 PM

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http://grategatsby.com/brasky/

relive the good times

12/1/2005 8:49:31 AM

saps852
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awesome

fuckin car ramrod turned this shit not funny

12/1/2005 10:47:07 AM

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Quote :
"The character of Lando Calrissian was based on Brasky. George Lucas liked Brasky's style, attitude, and the fact that he lived in a city in the clouds."
gg

12/1/2005 10:59:53 AM

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Quote :
"Bill Brasky is the fifth dentist, the one who does not approve that gum to his patients that chew gum. Instead, Brasky suggests his patients chew the deceased.

Keeps a big pile of them in the back of his office.
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12/1/2005 11:03:26 AM

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Quote :
"Brasky is the voice for the book on tape of "Mein Kampf""

12/1/2005 11:06:25 AM

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pages 6 and 7 are tremendous

and make me miss frosh killer

12/1/2005 11:06:56 AM

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I MASTURBATE TO THE TELLA TUBIES!

12/1/2005 11:18:28 AM

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12/1/2005 11:30:38 AM

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Bill Brasky was the mastermind behind such household items as tampons, the internal combustion engine, and the GI Joe aircraft carrier

however he never got patents because he was too busy making sweet sweet love to David Bowie

12/1/2005 12:09:34 PM

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Bill Brasky has never learned to tie a tie; he's never had to - he has a bowtie shaped adams apple

12/1/2005 12:10:32 PM

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Most people don't know this, but Bill Brasky has children! This one time, he was banging a hooker and wouldn't ya know it, his semen shoots straight through her tailbone, up through the ceiling and into the sky where it hit a plane! Nine months later, every woman on that plane had Brasky's children! When they tried to get child support... he paid it every month

12/1/2005 12:55:36 PM

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One time Bill Brasky sneezed and the droplets formed a 42" Plasma TV that was PAL as well as NTSC compatible

12/1/2005 1:05:31 PM

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When Bill Brasky had his testicular cancer removed, the tumor was a perfectly-formed miniature Bill Brasky, complete with a miniature bottle of whiskey

12/1/2005 1:15:25 PM

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BILL BRASKY let the DOGS OUT!

12/1/2005 1:24:01 PM

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Brasky shot the sherrif AND the deputy

12/1/2005 1:29:26 PM

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hahaha


let the dogs out

12/1/2005 1:32:11 PM

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Did you know Bill Brasky parted the Red Sea once, like Moses?

Only he parted it to one side, because that was the style at the time! To BILL BRASKY!

12/1/2005 1:33:57 PM

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Bill Brasky once ate a sheep testicle on a dare. It was still attached to the sheep

12/1/2005 1:39:17 PM

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Bill Brasky likes to have his pants custom made, he orders waist size "Dom Deluise" and crotch size "Burt Reynolds"

he calls them his Cannonball Run pants

12/2/2005 10:10:45 AM

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12/2/2005 10:13:17 AM

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^i don't get it

12/2/2005 10:15:54 AM

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Bill Brasky performed the first human face transplant.

12/2/2005 10:20:01 AM

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He's producing Battlefield Earth 2

12/8/2005 2:19:16 PM

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went camping with Brasky, his wife, and his daughter Debbie! She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

12/8/2005 2:24:52 PM

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^we used all the ones from the skits in the earlier pages, now we're making them up

TO BILL BRASKY!

12/8/2005 2:25:51 PM

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I heard he invented the bucket seat by casting a mold of his jawbone and stuffing it with a mixture of the tanned hides of infant wombats and curry powder.

12/8/2005 2:34:24 PM

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the 1978 film the Deer Hunter is loosely based on Brasky's one month stint as a Scout leader.

12/8/2005 2:46:58 PM

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Bill Brasky has a great cellular phone contract

he has free usage of every phone in the lost and found bins at both Denny's and Bennigan's

12/8/2005 2:48:45 PM

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On the last episode of Lost, Bill Brasky is going to land on the island, rape all the women, kill all the men, and then eat every last thing on the island. He'll start with the Oriental couple, because he loves Chinese food.

[Edited on December 8, 2005 at 2:53 PM. Reason : nm]

12/8/2005 2:52:34 PM

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Bill Brasky killed all the children of egypt, on a dare from God

12/8/2005 2:58:38 PM

saps852
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this poor thread is a relic of mine and poopface's glory days


one day we shall reign supreme again

12/8/2005 6:56:07 PM

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His urine looks and tastes just like orange juice

12/8/2005 7:04:25 PM

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BILL BRASKY WAS A SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!

12/8/2005 7:14:24 PM

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12/27/2005 10:31:07 AM

saps852
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by far the greatest thread ever made

12/27/2005 10:32:39 AM

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Bill Brasky didn't cry when they shot Old Yeller. Mainly because Bill Brasky is the one who shot Old Yeller. And Bambi's mom. Both scenes were removed from the movies to protect the sensitive. Bill Brasky then shot the man who made the edits.

12/27/2005 10:41:28 AM

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