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10/1/2007 7:23:37 PM

saw a geeky looking kid jogging across the brickyard with a *MASSIVE* backpack on. Looked like it weighed 3/4 his body weight.

His back was almost horizontal!

10/16/2007 11:27:19 PM

saw Camo Lady in the west wing today, nappin on the couch.

there's that freshman with the huge black cowboy hat, he's not shy.

10/16/2007 11:29:22 PM

just remembered one, older black guy who lived in UT in 2003, with long, slicked back hair, and glasses. he was always in the downstairs computer lab

10/16/2007 11:32:57 PM

There's a guy who I'm pretty sure is a sophomore in mechanical or aerospace engineering who wears glasses and talks (mainly cusses) to himself all the time. If he ever traps you in a conversation every third word he says is usually an obscenity. He looks real nerdy and looks at the ground a lot. Anybody else know who I'm talking about?

10/16/2007 11:51:09 PM

He probaly has tourettes and no friends.

Poor guy.

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 11:54 PM. Reason : .]

10/16/2007 11:53:59 PM

there's the girl that takes up 3 seats on the wolfline. she's not weird, but god DAMN that is fat

10/17/2007 12:36:56 AM

^ fat people need to think logically when they sit their fat asses down on the wolfline. Rather than trying to take just "one" seat (which really mean three seats), just admit to yourself you are obese and sit one ass cheek in one seat and the other in another seat. Take two seats rather than three.

I saw a fatty run to the bus the other day and somehow he fell down and ate dirt. The bus driver just laugh and drove off not waiting for the dude to recover back up.

10/17/2007 3:25:10 AM

bttt

11/28/2007 1:08:24 AM

I actually know that guitar guy in the brickyard with the asian chick with long black hair and "matrix sunglasses". His name is Joe Matthews. He is "friends" with my parents. He goes to their church. They are more like, "OMG, STFU" cause he never stops talking...seriously. He has been over to my house a bunch of times. He thinks he is "reaching out to the college kids" by playing his guitar and singing Jesus songs. That Asian chick is weird as crap though. She always brings a white rat to church with her and it crawls around on her shoulder, and all the kids in the youth group go bonkers and think it is the greatest thing. It creeps me out.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 2:25 AM. Reason : added]

11/28/2007 2:24:02 AM

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"just remembered one, older black guy who lived in UT in 2003, with long, slicked back hair, and glasses. he was always in the downstairs computer lab"

ha this guy's name was paul. I ended up having several classes with him and we talked on several occasions. He was actually a veteran of desert storm and had been shot in the stomach during combat (or so he says but i cant imagine he'd lie)

nice guy though, minus his slicked hair and titanic glasses

11/28/2007 8:51:13 AM

does anyone remember that guy who was CE major, he might be graduated by now, but he was really big and egg looking, and always wore khaki shorts and white socks. He had glasses, was perpetually smiling, and had his blonde hair pasted across the side of his head. He was so big it made his backpack look like a 3 yr olds backpack when he wore it. I had a Statics class with him like 4 yrs ago.

Also, that asian guy who lived on East campus with like the back and one side of head shaved, but the other side of his head had really long hair that he attempted to "emo swoop" down over his eyes. he wore glasses and always hung out with those real metal head looking dudes with the brutal looking beards and unkempt long hair.

Not sure if they have been mentioned, but they always caught my attention.

Oh yeah, and Jeff from Clark dining hall--he slept in there. I literally saw him in there everytime I was eating, and he never left. I think he swiped his card once at the beginning of the year and just stayed in there the whole semester so he wouldn't have to swipe it ever again.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 9:31 AM. Reason : had]

11/28/2007 9:30:46 AM

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"Also, that asian guy who lived on East campus with like the back and one side of head shaved, but the other side of his head had really long hair that he attempted to "emo swoop" down over his eyes. he wore glasses and always hung out with those real metal head looking dudes with the brutal looking beards and unkempt long hair."

I know him! met him freshman year at orientation. he's a nice guy!!

11/28/2007 11:38:48 AM

^I don't doubt that, but he just looks weird, and I don't think he is capable of smiling

11/28/2007 11:55:51 AM

is camo lady...the lady that is always asleep in the library and has on the black shirt and camo pants....?

11/28/2007 12:02:08 PM

^nope, definitely not, couldn't be....

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 12:06 PM. Reason : I'm allowed to cause I have more posts]

11/28/2007 12:04:52 PM

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"That Asian chick is weird as crap though. She always brings a white rat to church with her and it crawls around on her shoulder, and all the kids in the youth group go bonkers and think it is the greatest thing. It creeps me out."

yeah i used to work the night shift w/ her @ UPS back in '05. always wearing dark glasses, even @ night.

11/29/2007 5:43:04 PM

drunknloaded

11/29/2007 7:02:21 PM

^^The sun never sets on badass.

11/29/2007 7:57:31 PM

today during our com498 exam, which was the shittiest exam i've ever taken, everyone was complaining to the TA about how bad the test was, and some dude stood up and walked to the board and drew an ambulance and wrote "call the wahhhmbulance" and then sat down

biggest display of faggotry i've ever seen

[Edited on December 5, 2007 at 10:51 PM. Reason : .]

12/5/2007 10:38:17 PM

^ ahahahaha wow

12/5/2007 10:42:23 PM

any individual that has ever worn any of the following/a combination of the following to school (or a public place in general):
-croakies
-a black jacket with "the North Face" on the upper right shoulder
-an extra pair of sperry's in the backpack
-"costa del mar's" (I maintain that my $15 shits bought at the fish expo are better, and they're also polarized)
-croakies

/thread.....(feel free to add to this list of croaktastic individuals though)

12/5/2007 11:41:59 PM

I don't know whether to be happy or sad that I haven't been mentioned in this thread.

12/5/2007 11:46:35 PM

^ the only reason why I check this thread is to see if I'm in it, waiting for the day

12/5/2007 11:50:12 PM

^^^i've worn the cheap sea strikers and other polarized fishing glasses. i had the same opinion you had for a long time until i checked out a buddy's costas. they're far superior, practically scratch proof, and have a lifetime warranty even if it's your fault. my friend had his fall off his truck toolbox, get run over and they gave him a new pair. they'll even replace them if they get any scratches at all. and they reduce glare better than any others i've ever worn. but it's just my opinion.

[Edited on December 5, 2007 at 11:54 PM. Reason : pretty much all costas are polarized]

12/5/2007 11:54:32 PM

there was some obnoxious motherfucker in the 2nd floor broughton lab tonight whooping and hollering about a "watermelon filled with all-weather coolant" or something like that. I was working on my 416 project and every 30 seconds or so the fool would holler out, following with a "whaoooooooo" and then laughing. worthless shit.

12/5/2007 11:59:04 PM

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"ha this guy's name was paul. I ended up having several classes with him and we talked on several occasions. He was actually a veteran of desert storm and had been shot in the stomach during combat (or so he says but i cant imagine he'd lie) nice guy though, minus his slicked hair and titanic glasses"

yep, paul's a really good guy, used to get us beer back in the day at UT.

12/5/2007 11:59:17 PM

people who cry about people who wear croakies

12/6/2007 12:31:46 AM

i'm surprised i'm not in here lol

12/6/2007 12:47:34 AM

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"today during our com498 exam, which was the shittiest exam i've ever taken, everyone was complaining to the TA about how bad the test was, and some dude stood up and walked to the board and drew an ambulance and wrote "call the wahhhmbulance" and then sat down biggest display of faggotry i've ever seen"

Hi, I'm sorry you thought an open note exam was difficult - it wasn't. Those of us that were prepared, and maybe I was the only one, were quite annoyed when trying to take a final in an extremely noisy/bitchy environment. My doing this was trying to shut everyone up without being a complete douchebag about it, and hoping for some humor in a hostile place.

12/6/2007 1:18:56 AM

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 1:19 AM. Reason : ]

12/6/2007 1:19:36 AM

^^

12/6/2007 2:45:34 AM

^I already dialed Whine-one-one

12/6/2007 2:58:22 AM

haha shit got real.

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 3:06 AM. Reason : if i was there i would have laughed ]

12/6/2007 3:05:17 AM

TWW should never cross over into real life.

The results are disastrous, people.

DISASTROUS!

12/6/2007 3:15:25 AM

that whaaaambulance thing

that's fantastic

12/6/2007 8:05:59 AM

What exactly are croakies? I don't think I really experienced them before State & TWW.

12/6/2007 8:12:04 AM

They are those strings that people put on the ends of sunglasses so that they can fall around your neck.

12/6/2007 9:48:48 AM

I like the ones who have croakies but still put the sunglasses on the tops of their heads. Makes me go

12/6/2007 9:50:41 AM

^^^^indeed, haha

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 9:55 AM. Reason : ^]

12/6/2007 9:54:31 AM

the purpose of croakies are so if you are out fishing or on a boat, or another activity in which wind can catch them, so they are attached to you and you won't lose them as easily. If someone is wearing them and they are in that situation then there's nothing wrong with wearing them on your head

12/6/2007 9:55:26 AM

uhm...putting your sunglasses on top of your head kind of defeats the point of having croakies.

12/6/2007 9:57:54 AM

People who wear shorts when its 25 degrees outside.

12/6/2007 10:03:47 AM

did you possibly read what the purpose of croakies are??

Therefore, if you're not in a situation that was discribed above, then no it doesn't defeat the purpose.
The purpose of croakies are not so they can hang on your neck, they are so you don't lose your sunglasses while you're on the water if you look down in the water or if the wind catches them. So if you're not out on the water and not at risk of losing them then wearing them on your head does not defeat the purpose.

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 10:06 AM. Reason : ]

12/6/2007 10:04:32 AM

you said:

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"If someone is wearing them and they are in that situation then there's nothing wrong with wearing them on your head"

And it's fucking stupid to have them and then just put them on your head, regardless of situation.

12/6/2007 10:07:41 AM

Regardless, croakies are hardly something that you would expect on "campus weirdos". Croakies are something you would expect on frat boys. Frat boys /= campus weirdos.

12/6/2007 10:10:08 AM

^^I guess you're one of those people that hate things just because a lot of people do it...I mean heaven forbid someone wears a pair of croakies the wrong way. Next time just walk up to them and tell them they're wearing them the wrong way and punch them in their face, you'll feel better.

^That's what I was thinking

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 10:11 AM. Reason : ]

12/6/2007 10:10:50 AM

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"Frat boys /= campus weirdos."

says who?

12/6/2007 10:12:23 AM

yeah, but a lot of the time they're accompanied by a pink shirt with a popped collar. so that can be a weirdo.

12/6/2007 10:13:10 AM

slipping some date rapes can also be construed as 'weird' i would say

12/6/2007 10:15:45 AM