To all the butteaters ITT...

Do you just kinda lick all around the outside of the anus?

Or do you straight french kiss the butthole and get all up in there?

8/29/2012 7:45:33 AM

You gotta start slow.
Glide around it for a bit... get it all lubed up. Then if you feel like diving in... take a deep breath and go on in.

8/29/2012 7:52:38 AM

Quote :

"Naw seriously every time the taste is similar to the "taste" you get when pressing a 9V to your tongue to test its charge and I don't think it's just me. I've brought this up before and people laugh their asses off in that "holy shit you're right" kinda way But maybe it's a "holy shit I can't believe we're talking about this" laugh Oh well. Someone out there knows what I'm talking about. "

That's bcos of all the electrolytes in the Gatorade shes been drinking son!

8/29/2012 8:12:40 AM

To those that enjoy getting your buttholes eaten out...

Are you willing to reciprocate?

8/29/2012 8:42:49 AM

You can get that same battery taste from a vagina.

8/29/2012 8:45:06 AM

A lot of smelly breath ITT

8/29/2012 8:45:42 AM

thread reminded me that i need batteries

8/29/2012 9:02:41 AM

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ballbutt-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.

8/29/2012 9:05:03 AM

Well, shit.

8/29/2012 10:15:55 AM

bttt

9/12/2012 12:53:53 PM

i'm afraid to read this thread while at work. i have no idea what kind of pictures/videos are lurking in these pages.

i think i'll read it tonight

9/12/2012 1:07:13 PM

it's pretty sfw. there are a couple images dropped in the early ones, but for the most part it's a dirty subject kept clean.

9/12/2012 1:21:03 PM

^does that mean you like it when your gf licks your butthole?

9/12/2012 1:30:31 PM

or just install a plugin that blocks images from loading. a must-have for Tdub surfing at work.

9/12/2012 2:15:36 PM

i can't install anything at work

9/12/2012 2:16:09 PM

[Edited on September 12, 2012 at 2:31 PM. Reason : fixed]

9/12/2012 2:26:09 PM

lol

9/12/2012 2:38:11 PM

I figured it was time to step the game up a bit

9/12/2012 2:39:28 PM

i'd like to see one of those in action, i ain't gonna lie

9/12/2012 2:40:24 PM

pics sent

9/12/2012 2:41:00 PM

[Edited on September 12, 2012 at 2:42 PM. Reason : wow, is it difficult to get such a smooth shave on your balls and around your butthole?]

9/12/2012 2:42:10 PM

I get waxed twice a month

9/12/2012 2:44:22 PM

is that thing battery powered? it looks like a spark plug on the balls end

9/12/2012 2:50:48 PM

Yes. And that is the bullet. Learn your sex toys, homey

9/12/2012 2:52:11 PM

yeah, i'm way behind the times on sex toys.

9/12/2012 2:53:00 PM

chicks love them almost as much as smileys

9/12/2012 2:54:29 PM

Does that anal vibrator have a car charger built into it?

I think that is a good idea.

9/12/2012 3:01:20 PM

now my jimmies are all rustled

9/12/2012 3:45:49 PM

it looks like a car charger itself.

9/12/2012 4:09:15 PM

vanity search and i get this??

Quote :

""Ick. Licking butthole first thing in the morning unless you have showered sounds kinda grimx." lol grimx what?"

[Edited on September 18, 2012 at 1:29 PM. Reason : double quote won't work, but mine as well differentiate]

[Edited on September 18, 2012 at 1:30 PM. Reason : bettar]

9/18/2012 1:29:18 PM

this is a quality i'm seeking in my next relationship

4/23/2013 11:14:31 AM

I absolutely love French kissing that butthole. Lick around the edge while playing with her clit sends her over the edge, get the finger in the p as well and hott diggity damn!

4/25/2013 5:37:42 AM

are you talking about playing a clarinet or...?

4/25/2013 10:01:05 AM

gotta hit dat octave key

4/25/2013 10:08:25 AM

3 days ago and man i want to do it again!

5/7/2013 11:44:16 PM

I've never licked a butthole, but I confess that there are women whom I fantasize about doing this with. But only a few women. There are chicks I'd love to fuck, chicks I'd love to eat out, chicks whom I'd really like to fuck in the ass, and chicks whom I'd love to do some ATM action on.

These fantasies seem unrelated to the girl's raw attractiveness....it just strikes me that I'd particularly like to eat that one out, or fuck that one in the ass, or lick that one's butthole. It's weird.

(shrug)

5/8/2013 12:21:22 AM

this thread shall never die. bump for a good 2014!

1/28/2014 9:05:27 AM

I tried to do this with a high school/college girlfriend. She was extremely "squirmy" however, and right when I was really about to get up in there, she just couldn't take it rolled over. Haven't tried it since then and haven't really had the desire to try it again either. My first attempt was basically a, "we've done pretty much everything, let me try to lick your butt."

1/28/2014 9:21:40 AM

^lol

1/28/2014 12:18:19 PM

ttt

3/10/2014 12:36:24 PM

It's occurred from time to time

3/10/2014 12:45:16 PM

I miss joenumbers.

I also miss having a girl that would let me tongue her bootyhole.

7/7/2014 11:15:46 PM

You should text your ex with a little note about how much you miss doing stuff to her bootyhole. It's a nice gesture.

7/7/2014 11:32:10 PM

We just broke up a couple of weeks ago. I think it's a bit soon for that, no?

7/7/2014 11:36:35 PM

I'm sorry to hear that. That sucks. You're probably right that you should wait a bit on the bootyhole text.

7/7/2014 11:41:47 PM

best way to get over an ex is to get in another bootyhole

7/9/2014 10:36:13 AM

shiteaters all up in here

7/9/2014 10:48:30 AM

What's for lunch?

butthole...

7/9/2014 11:36:26 AM

nah man, that's dessert.

7/9/2014 11:41:37 AM

touche'

7/10/2014 2:35:58 PM