I will never get to cuddle again

7/7/2010 12:49:05 AM

I AM THE ERASER ON THE PENCIL OF JUSTICE!

7/7/2010 12:49:31 AM

I AM THE BATTERIES THAT ARE NOT INCLUDED

7/7/2010 12:58:31 AM

I am the screeching fingernail on the chalkboard of justice!

7/7/2010 12:59:38 AM

I AM THE TEN DOLLAR SERVICE CHARGE ON ALL RETURNED CHECKS!

7/7/2010 1:01:08 AM

I AM THE WATER IN YOUR BOTTLES.

7/7/2010 1:01:18 AM

i guess i'll cuddle with my dog

7/7/2010 1:01:53 AM

Im sure he will be happy about this

7/7/2010 1:02:27 AM

he kinda sucks at cuddling...

he just wants to lay all over me uncomfortably but when i want to snuggle up to him he's all like "eww bitch get off me"

7/7/2010 1:03:42 AM

I am the wierdo that sits next to you on the bus!

7/7/2010 1:03:44 AM

^^ at least he's polite enough to not say that

7/7/2010 1:05:17 AM

I am the grade curve that gives you an 'F'!

7/7/2010 1:05:36 AM

i am the auditor that wants to look at your books

7/7/2010 1:06:00 AM

I am the decoder ring in your cracker jacks!

7/7/2010 1:06:29 AM

stop gaying up the cuddle thread you people

7/7/2010 1:09:48 AM

I am the poster that fucks up the cuddle thread!

7/7/2010 1:11:15 AM

thread killer!

7/7/2010 1:11:46 AM

I'm that dude that impregnated your mother.

7/7/2010 1:11:57 AM

i'm one of the you people

7/7/2010 1:12:17 AM

I AM THE BULLET IN THE GUN

7/7/2010 3:46:30 AM

Quote :

"stop gaying up the cuddle thread"

Hopefully I'm not the only one that found this humorous

7/7/2010 3:53:16 AM

LOL WTF this thread blew up tonight

7/7/2010 3:53:54 AM

Need some cuddles. I'm nice, soft and don't bite

7/7/2010 3:56:19 AM

*sigh* what I wouldnt give to wake up in someone's arms.

7/7/2010 6:56:04 AM

fuckin a, i'd like to cuddle right now

7/7/2010 7:39:49 AM

hey guys! bet you'll never guess what I want right now!!



that's right, cuddles!

7/8/2010 9:30:34 PM

7/8/2010 9:31:26 PM

haaaaay

7/8/2010 9:47:55 PM

i totally didn't cuddle you last night.

i love 'em and leave 'em wantin' more.

7/8/2010 9:48:31 PM

cuddles would be awesome about now

7/8/2010 9:51:42 PM

^^ you slept all diagonally with your head right next to my boobs, and every once in a while you'd make little mewing sounds.

7/8/2010 10:53:11 PM

guess what? needy mcneederson wants to cuddle again

7/9/2010 1:02:14 PM

>_>

uhh

7/9/2010 1:04:01 PM

I would like someone to cuddle with [my penis]

7/9/2010 1:06:47 PM

gimme

7/9/2010 1:07:43 PM

7/9/2010 1:07:51 PM

Fuck dat cuddle shizz...

I just want to engage in some epic fucking and go to sleep.

7/9/2010 1:08:38 PM

Uh
postcoital snooze together counts as cuddling

at least to me

7/9/2010 1:10:05 PM

there are all brands of cuddling.



i accept them all!

7/9/2010 1:13:42 PM

Actually, postcoital snoozing, all cuddled up and shit, works very well.

Lol...remember once, my wife and I fell asleep still stuck together, hahaha...

7/9/2010 1:16:36 PM

I like cuddling people after I've made them cry.

7/9/2010 1:18:31 PM

beat em then console them?

7/9/2010 1:26:36 PM

Gotta keep that self esteem low low low.

7/9/2010 1:27:38 PM

good plan, then they never leave ya

7/9/2010 1:27:55 PM

Exactly.

7/9/2010 1:28:12 PM

one of these days my friends....one of these days...

some damn good cuddling will come my way

7/9/2010 1:31:43 PM

7/9/2010 1:32:23 PM

*refrains from spewing all kinds of filth*

7/9/2010 1:32:48 PM

7/9/2010 1:34:54 PM

Quote :

"one of these days my friends....one of these days... some damn good cuddling will come my way"

The day that happens to me...Lucifer's gonna be shopping for snowblowers.

7/9/2010 1:35:32 PM