LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
16 3/26/2010 12:33:57 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
badminton class 3/28/2010 11:09:23 PM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
how is badmiton class a FWP? 3/29/2010 9:13:32 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^ in a third world country, the birdie is really a bird 3/29/2010 10:15:53 AM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
I have to fart, but I don't want it to make any noise because there are other people in my office area. 3/29/2010 10:16:45 AM |
Gzusfrk All American 2988 Posts user info edit post |
Stolen from FMyLife, but I thought it was hilarious, I may have to make my new hobby spoiling the endings of books:
Quote : | "Today, I borrowed a novel about Sherlock Holmes from the library and detective novels are always my favorite. I turned a few pages to where characters are introduced. On one of the name, apparently someone circled and wrote "He is the murderer" right next to it. FML" |
3/29/2010 11:55:29 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
sammich shop didn't put ranch on my buffalo chicken wrap
3/29/2010 12:47:06 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Just got Rick Roll'd by Mark Steyn filling in for Rush Limbaugh. 3/29/2010 12:49:59 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
my brother has been listening to nothing but sappy love songs for a week.
it's annoying the piss out of me. if i hear "i can't fight this feeling anymore" one more time i'm going to snap. 3/29/2010 12:52:22 PM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
I really want a cookie but don't have any. If I buy one at a food place around work, they're gigantic and I only want to eat a portion of it, but know I'll eat the whole thing.
3/29/2010 1:42:34 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
FUCK DAT I JUST LIVE 3/29/2010 1:44:23 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
has no job and is broke......oh wait. Not sure these count.
am I doin it rite? 3/29/2010 2:12:03 PM |
Gzusfrk All American 2988 Posts user info edit post |
These TGIFridays Cheese Sticks are not good. But I eat them anyways. 3/29/2010 3:22:32 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
last night i had a total first world problem
i was trying to watch the ncaa tourney but there was a tornado warning so the weather was on and i had to watch the game on standard definition
it sucked
it was like watching something from 1902 3/29/2010 6:08:21 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
life is so tough without dvr
mystery mondays only come on disc health which is only on digital cable in gboro so i don't get it in my room
and i have no dvr
and 10 - 11 is too late for me to stay up and watch. 3/29/2010 8:52:18 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
FWP repeat from page 1:
I was washing a car while at my job at the dealership and my thumbnail caught on something and lifted off the nail bed. and I got dirty soapy water in under it. it hurt so FUCKING bad.
oh yea and now I can't use the trackpad on my blackberry because my thumb is all busted up 3/29/2010 9:42:35 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
this chick I have been Facebook-stalking has now set her photos to "Private" 3/29/2010 9:44:46 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
aha so you're Melissa Serrano from california!!
Joie I found the creeper 3/29/2010 10:00:02 PM |
joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
I dunno what I'll watch after I finish all the Weeds and Dexter episodes... Lost is almost done too 3/29/2010 10:07:00 PM |
bonerjamz 04 All American 3217 Posts user info edit post |
autoplaying internet ads are at least 20 times louder than anything else you're watching/playing 3/30/2010 1:25:12 AM |
XActoMan All American 843 Posts user info edit post |
Got up early to download the new MW2 map pack, hasn't been posted yet. Guess I'll just go to work. 3/30/2010 8:36:45 AM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
i have so many pairs of shoes, and so many clothes, that I actually forget what I own. As I was bringing out my sandals and flip flops out for spring/summer a week or so ago, I ran across 2 pairs of shoes I didn't even remember I owned. 3/31/2010 12:14:34 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
i think i own far more clothes that don't fit me then do :/
working on it though 3/31/2010 1:30:12 PM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
My sandwich place didn't have Diet Coke at the fountain machine today 4/1/2010 1:20:19 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
was out hiding easter eggs in the dark without shoes
stepped in dog shit 4/3/2010 8:45:20 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
allergies are bothering me
and the pharmacies closed at 6pm
so i couldn't get the pseudo-meth shit 4/3/2010 8:48:10 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
^ I found out the 6PM on Saturdays thing tonight as well when I went for my ambien refill.
Looks like I'll be getting to sleep the old fashioned way
beer 4/3/2010 8:51:52 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
My guy friend invited me to accompany him (as a friend) on a 5-day, all-inclusive corporate retreat in. Mexico. I really want to go. Our mutual friends say I can't bc they're pretty sure he will try to put the moves on me.
Such a bummer. 4/3/2010 9:55:45 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
go anyways. 4/3/2010 10:10:20 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Idon't want to lead him on, but I do want a free trip to Mexico. Dammit! 4/3/2010 10:19:03 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
i gave a friend that same advice when she got a similar invitation 4/3/2010 10:55:24 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
he's definitely gonna try and get you drunk and naked
duh
although it may depend on how aggressive he is, he may just hope that 5 days in mexico and alcohol will lead to something happening
[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 10:59 PM. Reason : .] 4/3/2010 10:58:08 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
he's definitely gonna try and get you drunk and naked 4/3/2010 10:59:19 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
doooo it
just sleep on the couch or something.. i dunno, it'd be crazy to give up that trip though
[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 11:02 PM. Reason : asf] 4/3/2010 11:02:25 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
I don't think you can do that sort of thing and get away without blowing SOMETHING.
So, yea, if you want his genitals outside your body, you probably shouldn't go. 4/3/2010 11:04:12 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
I say go
unless he's completely revolting or in that brotherish kind of way, then what's wrong w/ a little drunken nookie in a different country among friends??? 4/3/2010 11:06:41 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
The more I think about it, the more I think it might be a bad idea to go. He really likes me and wants to date me. I love his personality, sense of humor, intelligence, etc. But physically, there's no attraction. He's like a brother to me.
He said it would just be a friendly trip, but I don't really believe him, so I prob shouldn't go at all.
Boooooo! 4/3/2010 11:24:13 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
just go and give him a handy and then dont return his calls for a month 4/3/2010 11:26:05 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
LK knows whats up
sorry i missed you at BADA the other night
did Danny at least tell you I said hello? 4/3/2010 11:26:18 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
shit, i forgot........i think 4/3/2010 11:27:03 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha 4/3/2010 11:27:25 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
A handy? ROFL
That makes me just thinking about it.
Haha, no Mexico then. 4/3/2010 11:32:02 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Yes he forgot! Oh well you'll have to let me know next time you might head up that way
but lucy, wise choice if he's like a brother. 4/4/2010 12:14:12 AM |
Doc Rambo IV All American 7202 Posts user info edit post |
All the food I got at the Bulls game made my jaw hurt while eating the last few bites of the pretzel. 4/4/2010 12:16:02 AM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
this imitrex is giving me cotton mouth
^"these pretzels are making me thirsty" I need to go to bed. 4/4/2010 12:52:27 AM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
my tits don't fit into anything 4/4/2010 1:37:32 AM |
wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
4/4/2010 1:38:23 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
*insert dirty joke about jens tits fitting into something here* 4/4/2010 1:38:30 AM |
jtmartin All American 4116 Posts user info edit post |
my wife is watching a chick flick on the big screen and I want to play MW2 4/4/2010 1:51:26 AM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
set up these problems 4/4/2010 1:57:06 AM |