11/11/2011 10:27:48 AM

11/11/2011 10:30:04 AM

i have already barfed in both of those things

its weird though other than being weak as hell i'm fine.... until i move. then it's horrible. what kind of sickness involves movement making you barf? i'm too afraid to google it b/c i'll probably convince myself i have a brain tumor or something

11/11/2011 10:30:25 AM

It could just be norovirus or something. I remember the last time I had a stomach flu even thinking about getting out of bed made me want to puke. Just try to drink lots of fluids and if it still hasn't gone away after a day or two consider going to the doctor

11/11/2011 10:33:38 AM

yea i think my mom said something about a virus going around. only problem is drinking requires me to sit up andddd putting anything in my stomach is a not good thing so..... crap

11/11/2011 10:36:02 AM

quit your bitching

11/11/2011 10:37:43 AM

its my thread i'll do what i want

also, i'm going to puke on your shoes

11/11/2011 10:38:23 AM

you have to get over here first

11/11/2011 10:39:11 AM

don't talk about moving fast uuuugh

11/11/2011 10:40:57 AM

11/11/2011 1:04:26 PM

so much

i like how my boss just asked me to come in today even though they know I called out sick yesterday. like i just magically am better today or something

11/11/2011 1:10:18 PM

I didn't say anything about moving fast?

11/11/2011 1:10:25 PM

i read first as fast

oops

shut up i'm sick. VALID NOT BEING ABLE TO READ EXCUSE

11/11/2011 1:11:24 PM

is the virus going around called "overdoing it on goldschlager and wine coolers"?

11/11/2011 1:43:34 PM

has Kate been bowing to the porcelain gods?

11/11/2011 4:23:12 PM

nope. just the grass gods, the car gods, the bucket gods, the bowl gods, the bag gods and the kitchen sink gods

11/11/2011 4:28:06 PM

preggers for sure

11/11/2011 6:35:25 PM

not really possible but ok. maybe i'm having jesus number two

11/11/2011 6:37:44 PM

you have to have sex to get pregnant

11/11/2011 6:38:22 PM

DAY THREE OF THIS. SERIOUSLY.

on a positive note since i can't eat fuckall i am down 5 pounds. HOORAY.

i want to die

11/12/2011 12:03:14 PM

time to go see a doc?

11/12/2011 12:22:40 PM

yea probably

11/12/2011 12:25:49 PM

11/12/2011 2:28:33 PM

guys i need HELP. I have no idea what to get my brother for christmas and i lamed out and got him a gift card last year and he got it stolen so........ i need to get him a for real present this year

the best thing i can think of is this shaving kit
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P225366&categoryId=S5600&shouldPaginate=true#

it's getting really good reviews and I know every time i see him lately he has those tiny red bumps. the only concern i have is this is something he'd probably never buy for himself and i'm not totally sure if he'd use it or not.

should i just buy him a giant bottle of jameson or something instead? i am so clueless

11/21/2011 11:21:33 PM

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" better than pushing someone one step further towards alcoholism! Get the booze.

11/21/2011 11:23:47 PM

well he's a 20 year old college kid who parties like it's his major so........ can't go wrong with liquor but....... i think my mother will frown upon that idea so thats a last resort

11/21/2011 11:25:30 PM

Get him a decent shaving kit and give him some liquor behind your parents back.

11/21/2011 11:27:04 PM

you should give him all your old general ed assignments

11/21/2011 11:48:58 PM

he doesn't go to state so i doubt they'd help, plus he's a junior i think and done with all those classes

11/21/2011 11:50:36 PM

still pukin

?

11/21/2011 11:51:36 PM

nah i quit pukin 2 sundays ago

11/21/2011 11:52:13 PM

Was it AIDS and you puked it all out?

11/21/2011 11:53:35 PM

sure why not

11/21/2011 11:54:13 PM

k

11/21/2011 11:57:22 PM

k

11/22/2011 12:26:17 AM

k

11/25/2011 8:50:30 PM

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11/25/2011 8:53:15 PM

j

11/25/2011 8:53:27 PM

you're doing it wrong

11/25/2011 8:54:02 PM

Quote :

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- wolfpackgrrr

11/25/2011 8:54:36 PM

k

11/25/2011 8:55:16 PM

Quote :

"what I didn't say that"

- BubbleBobble

[Edited on November 25, 2011 at 8:58 PM. Reason : Look at you, you're back in time.]

11/25/2011 8:56:27 PM

what I didn't say that

11/25/2011 8:57:23 PM

I am debating buying myself a birthday present tomorrow. Jim Gaffigan tickets are going on sale!


but I'm afraid I probably wont have anyone to go with. No one else thinks he's as funny as I do except my old roommate and she moved to california


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOT POCKETS

11/30/2011 9:42:06 PM

Quote :

"No one else thinks he's as funny"

[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 10:02 PM. Reason : .]

11/30/2011 10:01:33 PM

11/30/2011 10:08:50 PM

nah

dude's funny

11/30/2011 10:11:31 PM

I follow him on the twitters

11/30/2011 10:18:34 PM

I'll go if you buy me a ticket.

11/30/2011 11:13:25 PM

i have no idea who you even are

so pass

11/30/2011 11:14:04 PM