Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
haha Some of these confessions feel like they should be coming from me... 11/11/2009 3:39:20 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I know I'm transgendered, but I don't know who to open up to about it. I feel like I have no one to talk to in the world and am so alone. My parents would disown me if they found out." |
11/11/2009 3:40:18 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
^^hahahah i know, i've read a few of them and done a double-take ] 11/11/2009 3:40:19 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
I wonder about tww hookups. Some people must be hard up 11/11/2009 3:41:19 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
^i have no doubt they happen every day 11/11/2009 3:41:37 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Kiwi asked me to PM her a picture of my dick once. I didn't do it." |
11/11/2009 3:43:08 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
haha truth!
11/11/2009 3:43:48 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I can only be on here until 4, and then I need to work on my paper due tomorrow that I haven't started on. 11/11/2009 3:43:56 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've planned a tww hook up for over christmas break. " |
11/11/2009 3:44:02 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
send me more, ppl 11/11/2009 3:44:28 PM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
send me more, ppl 11/11/2009 3:45:03 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
these are gonna end up biting some of ya'll in the ass later, MARK MY WORDS 11/11/2009 3:45:04 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i think all the real good confessions are actually only "confessions"
there's entirely too much sex in this thread for it to all be true. most TWWers only have sex with themselves. 11/11/2009 3:46:06 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Good God 16 pages... 11/11/2009 3:46:14 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I flirt with a lot of the guys on TWW over PM just to see if they will send me pictures of their dicks. I've got about two dozen so far. Someday I'll post em." |
11/11/2009 3:46:20 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I really want to try cocaine. " |
Quote : | "I really like Star Trek Voyager " |
Quote : | "One of my best friends recently got married, and sometimes it seems like she's treating it more like a competition than a union. I don't know if they'd be able to stay together through the stress of having a family. I hope I'm wrong. " |
11/11/2009 3:46:28 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^^^its a fun thread!
[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : ^] 11/11/2009 3:46:52 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah I like reading them and trying to guess who people are talking about on here. 11/11/2009 3:48:42 PM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I skipped class today because it was raining, and I really, really needed to go. " |
Quote : | "Because of the nature of some of these confessions, there's no way in hell i'll ever hook up with a wolfweb chick. Normal, decent people don't engage in some of this shit." |
11/11/2009 3:48:43 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
haha yeah I know I posted a confession. See if you can find it :-p 11/11/2009 3:48:48 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I wonder what my bf's(a TWWer) inbox looks like. I would never snoop because I know that would ruin our relationship, but I really want to know." |
11/11/2009 3:48:58 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have an almost unavoidable need to make women feel wanted/needed/desired because I know how special you feel knowing someone likes you/wants you/finds you attractive. " |
11/11/2009 3:49:15 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I really want to try cocaine." |
That's yours isn't it bmel?11/11/2009 3:49:53 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I love my neighbors tits but she kind of has a thing for black guys " |
11/11/2009 3:49:58 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
damn my inbox just dried up. I had like 30 messages to go through while I was in class and now it's done....these waves of messages are crazy. 11/11/2009 3:50:01 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Normal, decent people don't engage in some of this shit" |
actually, yes they do11/11/2009 3:50:03 PM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I used to fantisize about my best friend's husband before they were married and I was in class with him. I introduced him to her and hate myself for it to this day " |
11/11/2009 3:50:22 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I asked a guy to buy me a beer once. He asked if he could make out with me after he bought the beer. I said sure. But he has to buy a beer from my friend too. When he came back with the two beers I took them and I gave the other one to the guy I went to the bar with." |
11/11/2009 3:50:43 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
haha that's why they are confessions....because normal decent people don't tell what they do behind close doors until you can hide behind the veil of another person. 11/11/2009 3:50:51 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
11/11/2009 3:50:57 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
haha I'm scared to death of cocaine. i don't even smoke weed :-p WRONG ! 11/11/2009 3:51:30 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^haha, that's fucked up 11/11/2009 3:52:10 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I am verbally abusive when angry. I know I shouldn't say the things I do but they come out anyway. When I'm angry I want my hurt to hurt the person that hurt me. " |
11/11/2009 3:52:16 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "One time, I really wanted adderall, so I instant messaged a twwer that I knew would have it. He said he really wanted some downers, so I offered him a bottle of cough syrup with codeine. When I looked in the bathroom cabinet, I realized the bottle was empty, so I filled the old cough syrup bottle with plain cough syrup.
I got 10 pills in return. " |
11/11/2009 3:53:07 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
blah blah blah 11/11/2009 3:53:52 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My ex girlfriend has been talking to me a lot and I've been flirting a lot with her to help her self esteem, but I don't have any desire to get back with her in any way and I'm really worried about how this is going to end " |
^^haha I bet the guy who got the cough syrup took it and acted like he was fucked up too.
[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 3:54 PM. Reason : ]11/11/2009 3:54:06 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
^was that my ex? 11/11/2009 3:56:00 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
haha not that I know of!
Quote : | "I have a small birthmark on my taint, a little bit bigger than a freckle. It's a cool conversation piece " |
11/11/2009 3:57:03 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i've had sex with far too many of my younger sisters' friends.
apparently, there's some sort of girl thing where they fantasize about friends older brothers.
i'm happy to oblige.
however, i feel bad about it. not sure why." |
aha11/11/2009 3:57:44 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When I have an orgasm I think of super random things like wondering what a random celebrity is doing at that moment or what I should have for dinner the next day." |
11/11/2009 3:57:52 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I didn't have to shave until my sophomore year in college. I was a late bloomer. " |
aww 11/11/2009 3:58:21 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My friend just got engages, but I secretly wish he'd given me the chance to have some gay time with him before he got all committed." |
dude...i know what you mean 11/11/2009 3:58:22 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When I was in High School, I used to check out the black dude's cocks in the lockerroom after football practice. It wasn't a gay thing, just more of a respect thing." |
11/11/2009 3:58:25 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I watched a chick flick once and actually liked it. " |
11/11/2009 3:59:38 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I went to Student Health because I thought I had contracted Herpes. It turned out to be scabies, and that scare was still not enough to make me have protected sex." |
11/11/2009 3:59:44 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "One time I was waiting by the locker for a guy to move his bag off the bench. He was standing around naked, talking to a friend, for a little bit, but he noticed me waiting, saw the scars on my back and side, and was like "oh, sorry man, you need to use the bench." I said yes, he quickly moved the stuff, I sit down to towel off and start dressing. Nothing that strange yet, just a decent guy.
Then, while still talking to his friend, he proceeds to put one foot on the bench and just start powdering everything under the sun. I mean powdering away, for a good few minutes. After doing both sides (or whatever he needed to switch legs for), he stands up, flexes his ass a few times (with some slaps), asks his friend how he is looking, then tells me "keep up the good work man," and leaves.
So, basically, despite being the ball powder guy, he was actually really cool. I wish everyone in the gym was that considerate.
Now, what makes it absolutely hypnotic though was this was Shaq. As in, all 7 foot 300+ pounds of Shaq. So, when I say he puts his leg up on the bench and starts powdering away, and I'm sitting right next to him trying to get changed, all of his glory was about a foot above my head, being powdered away, for a good five minutes. It was like a solar eclipse - I knew looking would probably scar my retinas, but for five minutes all you can think of is the strange phenomena going on right above your head. The ass-flexing and smacking was also just above my head - in fact he had to stop for a second when he saw me standing up to finish putting on my jeans." |
11/11/2009 4:01:04 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i don't think about anything when i have an orgasm. i actually think i probably become temporarily mentally retarded. it's awesome." |
11/11/2009 4:01:27 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i haven't had sex in like... months. and i can't get off from masturbation. it's awful. " |
11/11/2009 4:02:12 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have a full frontal nude photo of Metricula on my computer." |
11/11/2009 4:02:13 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 11/11/2009 4:03:37 PM |