^^^you got the wrong awesome guy, lady

[Edited on March 28, 2007 at 2:56 PM. Reason : damn y'alls is quick]

3/28/2007 2:56:16 PM

is a motorboatin' son of a bitch

3/28/2007 2:56:38 PM

^^3r33t

[Edited on March 28, 2007 at 2:57 PM. Reason : er]

3/28/2007 2:56:47 PM

he's got a cute dog.

3/28/2007 3:02:33 PM

this one time, we were lost in the middle of the mojave desert, and when our canteens ran dry, she peed on my face to keep me hydrated

<3

3/28/2007 3:08:33 PM

does cool tricks with threads

3/28/2007 3:11:10 PM

has a kickass Dukes of Hazzard lunch box

3/28/2007 6:00:12 PM

good taste in music

3/28/2007 6:01:00 PM

has an easter egg on his profile

3/28/2007 7:29:02 PM

has the same name as my dog

3/28/2007 7:33:14 PM

has big hooters.

3/28/2007 7:44:06 PM

has a better working sink than me

3/28/2007 7:46:35 PM

there is a possiblity that you have changed your wolf web ways

3/28/2007 9:19:15 PM

digs history

3/29/2007 10:17:19 AM

has the communist party as his desktop on his work computer

3/29/2007 10:21:14 AM

is in my hammocks..dreamin bout some big ole titties.

3/29/2007 10:25:31 AM

Is a fan of big boobs...which makes him OK in my book

3/29/2007 10:47:35 AM

has boobs, which is ok in my book

3/29/2007 11:21:29 AM

^Has a picture of Jim Carrey from In Living Color in his profile, which makes him OK in my book.

3/29/2007 11:40:25 AM

has cute kitties

3/29/2007 11:43:09 AM

has a big nose

3/29/2007 11:44:30 AM

is almost like blue's clues, which rocks hard.

3/29/2007 11:45:13 AM

Can make a woman orgasm just by pointing at her and saying, "Booya"

3/29/2007 11:46:36 AM

^he was circumsized at birth. his foreskin later went on to become a professional golfer named tiger woods.

3/29/2007 11:51:37 AM

hahaha^

made me laugh

3/29/2007 11:52:26 AM

^ can lift a Chevy Suburban using only his left upper eyelid.

3/29/2007 11:59:23 AM

knows the right way to drink milk

3/29/2007 12:03:19 PM

is a fan of johnny cash, always a good thing

3/29/2007 12:09:41 PM

^ part of his daily routine is to defeat 20 ninjas the jump out from behind various household appliances.

3/29/2007 12:17:19 PM

secret sauce, etc

3/29/2007 12:20:09 PM

^ Can tie his shoes with his feet.

3/29/2007 12:46:09 PM

67% nonfeculent

3/29/2007 12:54:43 PM

i think he is a military man...thats pretty commendable

3/29/2007 12:57:56 PM

handles catastrophe very well

3/29/2007 1:04:04 PM

snoopy's brother

waaah-waaah, waah waaaaah

3/29/2007 1:05:54 PM

jealous of his leetatude

3/29/2007 1:06:33 PM

has an awesome dog.

3/29/2007 1:11:40 PM

^^ Isn't a Noob

3/29/2007 1:12:24 PM

comforting

3/29/2007 1:18:31 PM

3/29/2007 1:30:33 PM

^ has pretty eyes

3/29/2007 1:32:39 PM

has wonderful skin

3/29/2007 1:33:28 PM

^ is really pretty

3/29/2007 1:34:29 PM

does not poop when asked to

3/29/2007 1:35:11 PM

sweet AND sour

3/29/2007 1:47:17 PM

^^his website made me smile
^long time no see round this thread

[Edited on March 29, 2007 at 1:47 PM. Reason : sldkj]

3/29/2007 1:47:17 PM

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3/29/2007 1:48:02 PM

LOLZ has an awesome photo gallery

3/29/2007 1:52:48 PM

when I saw her at Hibachi I thought she was really pretty!

3/29/2007 1:53:26 PM

^^Well, I love her with all my heart so I'm a little biased...


my little countess of Puerto Rico

^even nicer in real life

[Edited on March 29, 2007 at 1:54 PM. Reason : too slow ]

3/29/2007 1:53:49 PM