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7/3/2009 1:15:24 AM

lovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

7/3/2009 1:17:28 AM

I, too, have experienced love

7/3/2009 1:17:54 AM

pee in the butt

7/3/2009 1:47:18 AM

7/3/2009 2:09:12 AM

I'm horny and in bed alone. Boooooo

7/3/2009 2:10:31 AM

ugh i hate when beer is the only thing i can do to like act like i'm relaxing

7/3/2009 2:21:05 AM

RICE KRISPY TREATS FROM SCRATCH. THIS IS EITHER GOING TO BE AWESOME OR AWFUL.

7/3/2009 2:31:28 AM

ow

7/3/2009 2:34:36 AM

my BAD, yo

7/3/2009 2:34:59 AM

1980 was a good year it seems

7/3/2009 2:35:50 AM

drunky drunky drunkyyy

7/3/2009 2:57:53 AM

typical australian family exposed?!

7/3/2009 2:58:55 AM

holy shit i'm in pain...

it hurts to move...

i guess 3 hours of pulling weeds worked out some muscles i forgot that i had

[Edited on July 3, 2009 at 6:41 AM. Reason : and my tummy aches ]

7/3/2009 6:38:03 AM

approximately 15 hours from now, my weekend will begin

7/3/2009 6:52:10 AM

gah

[Edited on July 3, 2009 at 7:17 AM. Reason : too early]

7/3/2009 6:56:41 AM

i would pay large sums of money that i do not have to have a good back rub right now

7/3/2009 7:07:46 AM

Oh same here

7/3/2009 7:16:50 AM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm which to do today, and in what order?

Also, where is my insurance card?

7/3/2009 8:15:51 AM

wait a sec.... you're expecting me to work today?

yea, that's not gonna happen

7/3/2009 9:36:25 AM

Quote :

"i would pay large sums of money that i do not might have to have a good back rub right now "

muscle spasms from the bottom of my shoulder blades to the base of my skull are not the way to wake up in the morning

7/3/2009 9:43:25 AM

TO DO:

Gonna try making pfannkuchen today

Quote :

" * 1 c. flour * 1 T. sugar * 1/4 tsp. salt * 2 eggs * 1 c. milk * 1/2 tsp vanilla extract (optional) * 1 lemon * Granulated sugar"

find fireworks
hit up CV library
do nothing productive the rest of the day

7/3/2009 9:52:24 AM

^what exactly does that come together as? a cookie or something?

7/3/2009 9:53:00 AM

We need a tdub back massage group.

And yay, no work until July 13th.

7/3/2009 10:11:07 AM

^^it's a german crepe

I can't lay it out as thin as my opa can, but mine turned out really well

and a side note: and i can't find that email about living together, i'm curious

7/3/2009 10:11:33 AM

mmmm crepes

sounds divine

7/3/2009 10:12:51 AM

Quote :

"Calif. students get X-rated version of class DVD Posted: Jul. 2 10:46 p.m. Updated: Today at 1:03 a.m. ELK GROVE, Calif. — A Northern California elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, only the DVD included six seconds of her having sex on a couch. Officials at the Elk Grove Unified School District asked families of the teacher's 24 students to get rid of the DVD after the unintended clip was found spliced in a scene where children were sharing stories in class. "Just destroy them," said spokeswoman Torrey Johnson. Johnson said the teacher, whose name isn't being released, sent the DVD home with her students from Isabelle Jackson Elementary on the last day of class Friday. She learned of the mistake after a parent called her. She then called all the parents to ask them to destroy the DVD. The school district, located just south of Sacramento, initially sent a letter home to parents asking them to return the DVDs, but then asked parents to simply destroy them."

whoops

7/3/2009 10:27:41 AM

Damn, I love this bakery!

7/3/2009 10:32:31 AM

^^ Nice find p titty!

7/3/2009 10:34:51 AM

Ton of people getting pulled over today. I saw 9 on the way into work on 40 West.

7/3/2009 10:46:02 AM

note to self

NO DRINKY AND DRIVEY

7/3/2009 10:46:31 AM

ouch...

putting sunscreen on my legs right after shaving is apparently not a good idea

7/3/2009 10:55:17 AM

Is there alcohol in the sunscreen?

7/3/2009 10:56:58 AM

I'm not.

7/3/2009 10:58:05 AM

i have been entirely too productive this early in the day for it to be a holiday

7/3/2009 11:03:59 AM

Quote :

"The school district, located just south of Sacramento, initially sent a letter home to parents asking them to return the DVDs, but then asked parents to simply destroy them.""

haha

7/3/2009 11:09:54 AM

ugh I can't help but roll my eyes every time she walks into the office or talks to me.

something about her just annoys me so bad!

7/3/2009 11:10:13 AM

i need a fake vets note. i called into work with bs excuse the day before yesterday. I've been at this place for 8 months. I have never ever called in before at all. It's not as though I have a professional job. It's a bullshit job that doesn't pay well. Anyway... I was written up... now I can't go back without a note.

7/3/2009 11:21:23 AM

Being responsible this weekend is gonna be tough

7/3/2009 11:22:10 AM

haha

7/3/2009 11:26:56 AM

Holy shit Boston!!

7/3/2009 11:57:32 AM

how tacky are espadrilles with shorts?

7/3/2009 12:07:59 PM

drank wayy too much

7/3/2009 12:16:41 PM

a car

7/3/2009 12:20:43 PM

I'm still wondering why not dnl went so insane when I tried to congratulate him for supposedly getting some on Friday (He isn't even the one who claimed to have done this son!). But he became furious when I brought this up and now he refuses to respond to me son.

I'm tellin ya son, the son has lost it son. Granted, I don't actually know the son, but the son has lost it son.

7/3/2009 12:22:22 PM

haahhH HEJCUF TTAW ahha

7/3/2009 12:25:22 PM

that's not helping me with my shoe dilemma

7/3/2009 12:26:14 PM

Sure it is son!

7/3/2009 12:30:30 PM

whoa ok it's all better now, no idea what i did!

dnl boinked a tdubber? HAHA

7/3/2009 12:36:24 PM

should i continue this shit show?

7/3/2009 12:38:09 PM