CLXI

12/30/2010 11:40:27 PM

lol

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"It is possible to not be well-read and pick up a librarian or two. At the same time, well, this is yet to be determined."

12/30/2010 11:43:08 PM

haha, I win

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"Ladies with arthropod tattoos upon their back seem to like me. Sadly, I've never been given the opportunity to see said tattoos. "

12/30/2010 11:49:25 PM

not really

12/30/2010 11:50:23 PM

confessions pour moi?

12/30/2010 11:53:37 PM

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"This last one I went out with, while she was cute, I wasn't head-over-heels on her looks, but we surely clicked on personality, whatever the hell that means. And then I killed her. With kindness. This was quite a shock to her, a self-described "crazy feminist bitch" who'd only dated assholes, and thus my advances and over-the-top chivalry ended with her calling things off via a text message Tuesday night. A simple "hey, I don't think this is going to work out." It's not that I'm angry, I'm just disappointed. "

12/31/2010 12:05:53 AM

Okay...confess to me. You have less than 24 hours to confess your confessions of this year.

12/31/2010 12:10:28 AM

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"in response to the last confession you posted: ugh that is happening to me right now. he keeps calling me the prettiest girl in the world. i kinda just want to scream "for real douchebag we went to high school together and you don't even REMEMBER me" i'm 2 seconds from going gay "

12/31/2010 12:11:45 AM

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"regarding the last two posts you've made up there. .... This is why I am an asshole. Otherwise, i would never get laid."

12/31/2010 1:48:25 AM

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"i really never thought i would fall in love and definitely never thought i would have thoughts of getting married/have a family but im really starting to second guess myself "

12/31/2010 8:51:52 AM

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" looking at some of the confessions lately and the random hookup thread, i wonder if i must just be weird about sex. i'm not uptight or unexperimental, it just seems strange in my mind that people actually do have casual hookups since all of my sex has been within some predefined relationship. really, i know that adults have ~8 sexual partners "

during the course of their lifetime, but damn, even thinking about sleeping with that many people blows my mind.

12/31/2010 9:53:39 AM

Stupid phone

12/31/2010 9:54:17 AM

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" during the course of their lifetime, but damn, even thinking about sleeping with that many people blows my mind."

Really?? Sleeping with at least 8 people would really blow your mind??

12/31/2010 10:04:13 AM

Well I can understand that...my best friend married the only guy she ever had sex with. So to her having one night stands is something she doesn't even know how it comes about.

The last time I saw her she asked me how it's possible for you to even escalate to that point in less than a few hours. My answer, lots of alcohol and lots of telling yourself it never happened.

12/31/2010 10:29:52 AM

the pussy stock is plummeting

12/31/2010 10:34:05 AM

I still think women who fuck strangers are nothing more then insecure chunky chicks with daddy issues.

Happy New Year everyone!!!!!

12/31/2010 11:58:13 AM

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"This is why I am an asshole. Otherwise, i would never get laid"

spot on

12/31/2010 12:11:46 PM

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"Having a cold sucks. The only redeeming part about it is jerking off using your own snot as lube. There's nothing else like it. "

12/31/2010 12:15:44 PM

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"I will be attending a porn star/swingers party tonight. People who know me would likely find this hilarious. "

12/31/2010 4:44:58 PM

^ I don't know that person. But I still find that hilarious.

12/31/2010 8:18:12 PM

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"I'm getting to the point where I only really appreciate girls that I can have an intellectua conversation with. Unfortunately, that's starting to really cramp my style, and it's becoming increasingly difficult to hide my disdain for the dumb broads I usually slay"

12/31/2010 8:40:05 PM

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"I'm going to slay a hood rat or two this weekend."

12/31/2010 8:50:04 PM

confess to me, please

12/31/2010 11:41:05 PM

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"I am in a 1-month-long booty slump. I'm debating bangin' out a fatty, but to break the slump and get the ball rolling again. "

Oops, got this last night. First random confession of the new year!!

1/1/2011 1:30:13 AM

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"I'm about to go out to dinner and am wearing $32,000 worth of jewelry..... and I'm only wearing three pieces. "

1/1/2011 7:56:28 PM

that is a sly way to brag about getting an expensive engagement ring without flat-out sounding like a shallow cunt

1/1/2011 8:35:33 PM

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"My ex and I celebrated the holiday together last night bc we wanted a midnight makeout buddy with no strings attached. "

1/1/2011 8:36:16 PM

^^ yep

1/1/2011 8:38:47 PM

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" So I went out last night to White Collar Crime and ended up picking up a random chick on the dance floor that wanted to go back to my place with me. I happily oblige as she is a very attractive. I suggest a cab as this was my original plan to get home but she decides she wants to drive her car. We end up making it back to my apartment complex safe and park near one of the buildings. I inform her that she will be towed unless she parks in a visitor spot and in her inebriated state she decides to "stick it to the man" and parks in the grass between two buildings sevearal hundred feet away from the pavement. I promptly get her out of the car and I remove the car from the lawn and park it several buildings down as the only available visitor spots are there. After that I walk back and hand the keys back to the girl before we go into my bedroom. We end up not doing anything so I grow bored quickly and decide to pass out. The girl tries to convince me several times to walk her out to her car but I refuse as I felt no obligation (It's not like I got anything). I tell her where her car is and fall asleep promptly as soon as she is gone. Several hours later at 6 AM I am awakened by a Raleigh Police Officer shining a light in my eyes in my room (Roommate let him in after he was pounding on the door). He doesn't waste any time and starts interrogating me immediately. He claims I drove the vehicle into the grass (tire marks clearly present) and used a vehicle without "authorized use." I of course deny both charges without telling the officer it was the girl as I wasn't sure what was going on and didn't want to get anyone in trouble. The officer then starts badgering me about where the keys to the vehicle were and the actual car. I quickly find the keys on the coffee table in the middle of the apartment and then lead him towards the extra visitor parking spots. Along the way he makes snide comments about taking a "nature walk" to have to find the vehicle, which is backed in neatly in the first visitor spot. While walking outside I notice the girl is with the officer and can't figure out who the hell called the police. My best guess is a neighbor but as I think about it I am more and more I am sure it had to be the girl trying to find her car. Anyway, after telling the officer multiple times I had nothing to do with the vehicle being parked on the grass, he decideds that it is indeed my fault (even if I didn't drive the vehicle) as I had invited a guest back to the apartment complex. He tells me he is going to charge me with a felony "unauthorized use" unless I contact the apartment complex first thing this morning and let them know it was my fault as my guest had caused the damage. Evidently it is a crime to move a car off the grass and into a visitor parking spot. In short, I am very pissed about this whole thing and am about to file a complaint against the officer for threatening me with charges that have no grounds. I'm not sure if it the best idea. Advice?? Note: I never had a chance to say anything to the girl, but after being awake for a few minutes I think she was actually the one who called the police in her drunken state, trying to find her vehicle. Hilariously she ends up in the back of the patrol car before the officer leaves. I still have no clue who called the police and led them to our apartment or if the girl ended up being charged with anything. I am assuming she recieved a DWI but I will never know as I can't remember her name and I told her I didn't want her number as she was leaving the first time as I felt she was a huge cock tease. Maybe I'll see it in the police blotter later. "

1/1/2011 8:42:19 PM

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" I'm a strait woman who hasn't been laid in a while, I miss sucking dick exponentially more then i miss sex. "

1/2/2011 11:13:04 AM

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"strait"

I think she's saying she is crazy and needs to be committed.

1/2/2011 11:26:54 AM

1/2/2011 11:57:23 AM

Tell that woman to PM me

1/2/2011 12:11:45 PM

tell that woman to PM me

1/2/2011 12:50:26 PM

Tell that PM to woman me

1/2/2011 12:51:25 PM

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"I just went down on my girlfriend three times. Is that normal. I had never had sexual contact of any kind really until 3 months ago."

1/3/2011 9:07:35 AM

Where are all the New Years confessions? I know everyone wasn't angels.

1/3/2011 9:12:49 AM

inorite

1/3/2011 9:13:30 AM

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"My current girlfriend and my ex girlfriend decided to exchange scandalous photos today via text. This could either work out very well for me or very poorly. Either way I'm having them both forward each others to me "

to me it sound like a recipe for bad to me

1/3/2011 3:19:14 PM

They're going to leave that dude for each other.

1/3/2011 3:20:20 PM

^ Sounds like Being John Malcovich.

1/3/2011 3:24:25 PM

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"I think my wife wants to have another threesome more then I do - I'm a little worried about this"

1/3/2011 4:01:51 PM

depends on the threesome

1/3/2011 4:02:46 PM

2 girls one guy you should be happy... 2 guys and her you may wanna step your game up haha

1/3/2011 4:29:01 PM

I think he's worried she's gonna lezz out

1/3/2011 4:33:27 PM

go ahead and confess to me.

1/3/2011 10:28:48 PM

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"when I was a sophomore in college, I had a roommate who was in textiles. She had some giant final project about underwear or something which led to a debate between the entire suite as to whether or not a certain style of underwear were called "cheekies" or "hipsters" I, being the giant smartass I am, decided to take a picture of my ass and photoshop it, print it out and put it on the door of a suitemate who disagreed with me My roommate then went on my laptop while I was sleeping, photoshopped the original picture and PUT IT ON HER FINAL PROJECT WITHOUT TELLING ME. She told me after she got it back with an A. At first I was . But then I was I found the picture she put on her poster today on my old laptop and it made me lol "

1/4/2011 12:42:56 AM

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"I'm getting crunk on a Tuesday Morning. FML "

1/4/2011 10:10:02 AM

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"I'm sexually aroused by improper fractions"

1/4/2011 6:00:57 PM

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"I use a pink iron because the model I wanted didn't come in any other colors "

1/4/2011 8:39:21 PM