hide yo kids, hide yo wife
hide yo kids, hide yo wife

8/14/2010 11:22:52 PM

I am so full of caffeine that my head is prolly going to explode.

8/14/2010 11:35:01 PM

I like to read, but I also like to write. It makes it really hard for me to keep up with one or the other. I do them in my free time, but I can't read and write at the same exact time.


Also, last night I forgot how to walk. I was at a friends house working on a puzzle with her. I got up to go to the bathroom and then I just fell down. I didn't trip over anything, I only had two beers, and I didn't run into anything. I just simply fell. My feet said "fuck this" and decided that I wasn't going to walk. I'm so happy I was around friends and not out in public or something.

8/14/2010 11:35:07 PM

lol Weird.


You know in high school I had a few moments where I was walking to class and literally stopped. My feet became dead weights and I could not move them for anything. People would pass by me so I'd pretend like I was looking for something in my pack but my feet just would not move. Then when I finally got them to I had to think about each step and my feet felt so heavy.

To this day I still don't know why it happened and it hasn't happened since. Weirdest thing.

8/14/2010 11:42:31 PM

that radio shack brand adaptor sucks, and I'm sorely disappointed I bought it. That said, I would have had to wait to use these headphones anyway, but was hoping the RS would work in the meantime.

It only works when it's not fully inserted. wtf ?!?

8/15/2010 12:03:32 AM

I think that I am just going to stop sleeping.

8/15/2010 12:14:34 AM

i need to take a shower but i don't want to stand up anymore today

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8/15/2010 1:23:49 AM

poker

8/15/2010 3:31:51 AM

I love my friends.

8/15/2010 4:41:00 AM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU im hungover

8/15/2010 7:44:52 AM

i, too, am hungover.


but have to get ready for a 6 hour canoe trip today.


FUUUUUUUUUUU

8/15/2010 7:51:54 AM

good luck




i have to study today >.<

8/15/2010 7:56:45 AM

I think you've got the worst of it then.

happy belated bday.

8/15/2010 8:00:08 AM

hahaha thanks

i studied enough all week that what im gonna do today is just take old tests and call it a day

8/15/2010 8:02:54 AM

Uggg I need to clean today, but I TOTALLY wanna go out on the boat...

8/15/2010 8:22:41 AM

ughhhhhhh

so many things
I am looking forward for the chance to make this really all be over. I can't handle knowing I have to see him one more time.

8/15/2010 8:49:47 AM

NOT HUNGOVER!

but exhausted

8/15/2010 10:23:09 AM

I think that is the first time I have slept past 9am in at least three months. Time for Lake Johnson run, errands and then pool...

8/15/2010 10:49:19 AM

I had a dream about poker

8/15/2010 11:10:38 AM

omg this peach is amazing.


fuck grocer produce, fuck it in the anus

8/15/2010 11:48:14 AM

During my morning nap, I had a dream that I was packing up the house to move.
*shudders*
No, thank you.

8/15/2010 12:14:10 PM

This dishwasher is a piece of SHIT. I already clean the dishes to get any gunk off I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO CLEAN THE DISHWASHER EVERY FEW DAYS SO MY DISHES ACTUALLY GET CLEANED! And fuck you for leaving soap scum on my dishes, I'VE TRIED A BAZILLION DIFFERENT KINDS! And fuck you for making handwashing dishes even more appealing.

FUCK YOU JENN AIR. I'll never buy your shitty ass shitty products in the future. Fuck you in the arsehole.

8/15/2010 12:18:30 PM

only 8 beers the entire weekend

woooo

8/15/2010 12:30:30 PM

Quote :

"NOT HUNGOVER! "

i'm kinda hungover and also exhausted

plus my legs are sore from running yesterday. grrrrrrrrrrrr.

at soccer practice later i might just fall on my face lol

8/15/2010 12:32:25 PM

mac&cheese on a hotdog bun?

-shrug- ok

8/15/2010 1:24:34 PM

i had plans to be productive today...

i just went outside and it's hot...

so f being productive...

i'm just going to lay here in bed

8/15/2010 1:52:04 PM

ads are posted

I don't know if I want them to be fruitful.

8/15/2010 1:53:58 PM

i think i'm about to go drink 487,000 gallons of water...

and brush my teeth for the fourth time today...

then watch royal pains and read


or maybe i'll just lay here and pass back out

8/15/2010 2:14:14 PM

I, too, need water.

I also need energy so I can try to fix my car.

A trip to Bojangles may soon be in the cards.

8/15/2010 2:21:43 PM

Good luck with that car

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8/15/2010 2:27:08 PM

good luck with that bojangles

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8/15/2010 2:31:00 PM

i'm pretty sure i look like a homeless person at the moment...

and i really want some ice cream but i'm full from lunch

8/15/2010 2:34:20 PM

hahahahahaha

she married an old dude

8/15/2010 2:35:43 PM

pretty sure that'll NEVER be said about me

8/15/2010 2:40:52 PM

you're the bizarro her

8/15/2010 2:42:50 PM

teen dream wins again

8/15/2010 2:48:42 PM

Home

8/15/2010 3:42:05 PM

car is up and running

8/15/2010 4:06:48 PM

yay!

8/15/2010 4:09:14 PM

softball or not?

8/15/2010 4:10:53 PM

ugggggggh

8/15/2010 4:17:17 PM

i totally smell like a dude because i used my husband's shaving foam on my legs

8/15/2010 4:18:36 PM

i kind of want this even though i don't wear shirts like this

8/15/2010 4:25:03 PM

"David Hasselhoff's liver is so black it's fucking two of the Kardashian sisters!"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

8/15/2010 4:40:32 PM

I'm wondering what to do with the rest of my day today.

I have to pack at some point, but I don't think it'll take that long.

Blargh

8/15/2010 4:44:27 PM

I'm really surprised the bruise on my hip from slipping off the tent pad and colliding in to the picnic table is worse than the shin skin break, bleed, swell & bruise from landing on a rock tubing.

Do I want to have brats, again (b/c it's already here and paid for), for dinner? Or do I want to order pizza?

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8/15/2010 4:56:22 PM

i still want some ice cream but i don't want to go get it...

maybe i want a milkshake

8/15/2010 4:58:51 PM

glad to be home, I'm very satisfied with my first fantasy football draft/team

this is going to be a busy week: Monday I have to take my sister to her doctors appointment, Tuesday we have a big doctors appointment for Lily, Thursday I have training for my new gig sampling beers for Miller/Coors, Friday is the wedding rehearsal and dinner, Saturday is the wedding. Could be a good week, especially if we get good news at Lily's appointment

8/15/2010 5:14:48 PM

I can't believe they haven't locked that thread yet

8/15/2010 5:15:56 PM

*sigh*

the house is a mess.
and i totally don't want to clean.

8/15/2010 5:16:10 PM