...am I *REALLY* available for hire on my vacation?

Because I was totally about to post that I was, in response to ^

8/15/2010 5:17:14 PM

i'll give somebody a dollar if they bring me a milkshake...


but i can't decide between vanilla and chocolate

8/15/2010 5:17:27 PM

I have someone cleaning my house on Wednesday.
It'll hold until then.
I hope.

8/15/2010 5:19:07 PM

pizza it is!

oh, and super pumped this is my last week babysitting

[Edited on August 15, 2010 at 5:24 PM. Reason : ]

8/15/2010 5:22:18 PM

dear God i'm such a loser today

8/15/2010 5:39:58 PM

better than every day

8/15/2010 5:50:30 PM

i suppose that's true


go get me a milkshake boo

8/15/2010 5:52:52 PM

If we weren't moving away, I think it'd be kinda funny to post a personal ad here on TWW

8/15/2010 5:53:24 PM

^^^^^pizza would be delightful

8/15/2010 5:59:30 PM

I just had a delicious slice at Ruckus

8/15/2010 6:00:52 PM

ok. it takes me 2 hours to get to raleigh (if there's no traffic).

8/15/2010 6:01:48 PM

that's cool...

i'll wait

8/15/2010 6:02:30 PM

mmmm pizza

yall are assholes.
I can get pizza in colorado, and am trying to only eat out here @ places I'll miss when I'm out west.

But damn, ruckus sounds tasty as fuck.

8/15/2010 6:02:31 PM

i need a blowjob soon

8/15/2010 6:03:38 PM

who doesn't?

8/15/2010 6:06:01 PM

Uh, I don't need a blow job.

I daresay all the ladies don't need blow jobs.

8/15/2010 6:06:49 PM

no...but i do need a milkshake

8/15/2010 6:07:47 PM

meh
blow job = head

everybody needs one

transitive property of getting off, yo.

8/15/2010 6:07:51 PM

^^^ but they need to be giving them

[Edited on August 15, 2010 at 6:09 PM. Reason : f]

8/15/2010 6:08:46 PM

should i go eat at carl's or applebee's?

8/15/2010 6:09:57 PM

i haven't read or done any work all day

8/15/2010 6:19:30 PM

I just wish I could decide.

But I think doing that is going to require doing something I shouldn't.
I just want the least regret possible.

8/15/2010 6:19:35 PM

wish I was going to see Inception for the 3rd time tonight rather than the Other Guys for the 2nd time

8/15/2010 6:23:23 PM

MC Chris is pretty bad at what he does

8/15/2010 6:25:58 PM

I suppose I should clean out my car before it gets too dark.

8/15/2010 6:44:44 PM

Leela as Dorothy would be a cool costume for Halloween



[Edited on August 15, 2010 at 7:00 PM. Reason : ugh]

8/15/2010 6:58:12 PM

i got my milkshake


it was not all i had hoped it would be

8/15/2010 7:01:05 PM

^ This is true of many things in life, eh?

8/15/2010 7:02:54 PM

absolutely

8/15/2010 7:03:34 PM

now I'm in the mood for a milkshake

thanks a lot

8/15/2010 7:05:38 PM

you're welcome

8/15/2010 7:06:06 PM

Yaayy! Mexican food for supper!

8/15/2010 7:08:24 PM

but dude

for srs

wtf is my off switch?

8/15/2010 7:14:33 PM

i'm going to finish watching this episode of hoarders...

then i'm going to lay down and read

8/15/2010 7:17:48 PM

i just realized a friend of mine from HS is related to BobbyDigital

8/15/2010 7:22:14 PM

I will get a shutout in foosball. I was damn close tonight. 7-0 when I let a slow one sneak by.

8/15/2010 8:06:27 PM

unexpected nap in the recliner ftw

8/15/2010 8:56:24 PM

i sorta feel like butt

8/15/2010 9:01:51 PM

ditto

i'm exhausted

8/15/2010 9:02:44 PM

these cupcakes will be amazing

I'm excitedddddddd

8/15/2010 9:04:36 PM

I don't really feel bad, but I have almost no energy. Hopefully this dinner will help with that.

8/15/2010 9:07:29 PM

it's about time somebody made a spoof of those vampire movies.

8/15/2010 9:11:45 PM

8/15/2010 9:31:35 PM

^^

I'll be interested to see that spoof

8/15/2010 9:46:50 PM

this better be the last time i have to do this

8/15/2010 9:48:24 PM

Quote :

"I don't really feel bad, but I have almost no energy. Hopefully this dinner will help with that. "

ditto. i haven't felt bad all day just exhausted!!!

and sore from running yesterday

[Edited on August 15, 2010 at 9:49 PM. Reason : .]

8/15/2010 9:49:19 PM

my back is kinda warm.... i shouldn't have cut the grass without a shirt

8/15/2010 9:51:57 PM

ZOMG YAY!

Elise is home!!!

8/15/2010 10:03:23 PM

Fountain of Dreams

8/15/2010 10:03:55 PM

fuck artie. tom should have won.

8/15/2010 10:04:44 PM