Must clean today.

8/17/2010 12:23:10 PM

not amused at this at all

8/17/2010 12:35:11 PM

le sigh

8/17/2010 12:35:38 PM

Blech. I need to redo my toe nail polish.

I guess I know what I'll be doing 2nite.

8/17/2010 12:40:01 PM

I really want to go to the pool this afternoon, but I do NOT want to see pre-teen kids fucking in it.... AGAIN.

8/17/2010 12:51:44 PM

that would be extra incentive for me to go

8/17/2010 12:52:47 PM

man up and tell them to go somewhere else to get their gut-stuff on

8/17/2010 1:03:34 PM

tell them you'll call the police...

or their mothers

8/17/2010 1:05:06 PM

fuck that, shoot video with your phone

8/17/2010 1:06:07 PM

Shoot the video, post it to motherless or some other similar site (underage and all), give them the link

8/17/2010 1:09:00 PM

That was a headache but at least I got that part sorted out and I don't owe as much as Duke Health was trying to charge me.

8/17/2010 1:13:05 PM

this motherfucker is annoying as hell

8/17/2010 1:31:42 PM

I am so over babysitting and the god damn pool

8/17/2010 1:49:23 PM

and now i have a few days to decide whether or not i want to move across the country for a job position, and start in less than two weeks

8/17/2010 3:13:02 PM

I'm hungry. What do I want to eat?

Left to do:

mop
vacuum

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

8/17/2010 3:16:53 PM

Why the hell can't I bust when getting head?

8/17/2010 3:52:55 PM

starting to freak out every so slightly.

8/17/2010 3:55:53 PM

i've only been able to do that ONCE

and it was great.....well, it was the kinda great that made me wanna punch her head

8/17/2010 3:58:02 PM

Found out what TWW has been missing for the past few months.

Thank you idiots over at the wolfwall.

Your dumbasses have brought me so much joy today.

8/17/2010 3:58:05 PM

i just got an interesting friend request!

8/17/2010 3:58:39 PM

Ex wife could do it with a quickness. Nobody since, though. And that was 5 years ago...

8/17/2010 3:59:16 PM

I love TWW

8/17/2010 4:06:29 PM

^

8/17/2010 4:06:43 PM

Quote :

"i just got an interesting friend request!"

HELL YES!!

8/17/2010 4:07:58 PM

i'll give you 3 mins to look through my pics

8/17/2010 4:08:39 PM

sooooooo

with the exception of target and maybe old navy, the super duper critical timesensitive shit is done for today.

thank god

8/17/2010 4:11:19 PM

just quickly (3 minutes) looked through poopface's pictures on facebook. I never in my life have seen such a harlot. HARLOT!!

8/17/2010 4:17:45 PM

why would you list all these services on your website, then tell me you don't offer them? REALLY? First you can't call me back, then you can't even keep up with your own crappy website. bunch of asshats... I hate the North

8/17/2010 4:18:06 PM

haha, Harlot......they're not that bad, and i have a bunch with me and babies

8/17/2010 4:20:10 PM

Yeah, that stole my heart.

8/17/2010 4:24:22 PM

i enjoy being evan's facebook friend

8/17/2010 4:25:37 PM

wait....you mean punchmonk. GET IT RIGHT!!!!

8/17/2010 4:27:00 PM

well i'm sure i will

8/17/2010 4:30:37 PM

i has fever

8/17/2010 4:30:48 PM

Jen, no shit- i have a fever too......not looking forward to doing trivia

been throwing up since 9am and have just gotten worse throughout the day

8/17/2010 4:32:17 PM

^^ do you need anything?

whoa. meant that for jen

[Edited on August 17, 2010 at 4:52 PM. Reason : .]

8/17/2010 4:32:28 PM

oh man, get well you guys.

8/17/2010 4:37:18 PM

thanks

8/17/2010 4:42:30 PM

I can't believe I ate that whole bag of trail mix this afternoon.

8/17/2010 4:44:22 PM

YOU ATE LIKE A MAN SON

8/17/2010 4:45:15 PM

LONGEST 11 MINUTES OF MY LIFE

8/17/2010 4:50:27 PM

i doubt that

8/17/2010 4:52:19 PM

nah, thats when she was having sex with you. Although the sex was 4 minutes the clean up 7





Hope you feel better darlin

8/17/2010 4:54:05 PM

hey now-----i aint no ho-ho

8/17/2010 4:54:58 PM

hey hey hey now


you're getting personal

8/17/2010 4:55:02 PM

k

what the hell is up with my reaction to that music

8/17/2010 4:57:18 PM

[Edited on August 17, 2010 at 5:08 PM. Reason : f]

8/17/2010 5:07:55 PM

wow. glenn beck. he can't seriously be like this. this has to be a big joke and in like 5 years he'll be like "HAHA, idiots"

8/17/2010 5:11:34 PM

It does not take this long to get from Glenwood to your house...if they are meeting for after work grocery shopping when I said I had somewhere I needed to be I will be pissed.

8/17/2010 5:37:08 PM

i got stuck late at my nanny job today, too

if that is what you're talking about

i love how i get suckered in. like they leave and then text and say they can't get back. i mean what am i supposed to do? i can't just leave the kids there alone. sigh.

8/17/2010 5:38:52 PM