i am kind of feeling better now that i applied for 2 jobs i kind of actually want (but won't get, oh well...we can save that for another day)

also i might be hostessing hahahahahaha. but seriously. i can't take nannying anymore. maybe i'll wait tables again. hostessing seems like the easiest thing ever though. yeaaa working with 16 year olds. awesome.

8/21/2010 4:40:14 PM

I'm really excited to be going out to dinner!!!

Hooray!

8/21/2010 4:47:54 PM

Feeling better, KeisterInfant?

8/21/2010 4:49:55 PM

I have a knot in my back...its throbbing and hurts really bad

8/21/2010 4:54:06 PM

I'm feeling LOTS better. Ordinarily, I would stay home another day, but this is someone I haven't seen in 6 months and she's got plans for tomorrow.

8/21/2010 4:54:51 PM

i cant feel mah legs

8/21/2010 4:54:54 PM

I want to stick my throbbing knot In your back....

Or something like that.

8/21/2010 4:55:41 PM

8/21/2010 5:44:00 PM

i really want this jerb

8/21/2010 5:51:09 PM

^good luck

8/21/2010 5:53:41 PM

thanks. i guess i should be saying i really want ANY jerb

but every now and then i come across one that i REALLY REALLY WANT and think i'd be so fabulous at. but it is so hard to convey that in a cover letter and a resume i wish i could just get an interview somewhere then i could at least feel confident that i had all opportunities to sell myself to a company haha.

8/21/2010 5:57:05 PM

ok time to shower and get dressed haha.

what a saturday. i spent all of it perfecting my resume, updating my linked in, and searching for/applying for jobs

so. cool.

8/21/2010 6:15:36 PM

sushi

at the only place around here that serves firefly. even better

[Edited on August 21, 2010 at 6:51 PM. Reason : .]

8/21/2010 6:51:06 PM

Pretty productive day: Woke up on couch, Taco Bell, Jeep passed emissions, driving range, mowed lawn, mowed over yellow jackets nest, yellow jackets amassed attack, stung by yellow jackets, drank beers with boss and roommate, set backyard on fire, less debris in backyard. Still burning a ton of branches right now.

8/21/2010 7:19:42 PM

i don't know what to wear

I WILL NEVER BE CUTE AGAIN UGH

ANGERRRRRRR. STOMPING CLOTHES. SCREAMING! ok not screaming but i want to.

8/21/2010 7:21:23 PM

^You're a female, I am sure you have enough clothes to put together one outfit that will work out tonight. Worst case scenario pick something up off the floor, dresser and rewear it, no one will even know.

8/21/2010 7:32:19 PM

Putting my wolf shit covered feet on the coffee table......long day...but at least i got to hold a wolf!

8/21/2010 7:34:54 PM

I want to burn all the yard waste I have gathered so far this summer.... but it rained recently and I think a bunch of it is still water logged

And the mosquitoes are pretty bad in the backyard


I'll probably do it anyway.... maybe I'll go walk Glacier first then get a good fire going

8/21/2010 7:37:30 PM

I'm not hungry, however, I keep eating...

I need to stop this...

8/21/2010 7:41:04 PM

^^Just do what I did and get the fire hot enough and it doesn't matter how wet the wood is. I am burning everything. Shit that has been in my backyard for months is going in there and its already been a solid hour and a half of burning.

[Edited on August 21, 2010 at 7:41 PM. Reason : 2^]

8/21/2010 7:41:05 PM

Quote :

"^You're a female, I am sure you have enough clothes to put together one outfit that will work out tonight. Worst case scenario pick something up off the floor, dresser and rewear it, no one will even know. "

YOUR ADVICE IS FOR MALES

8/21/2010 8:12:47 PM

I don't feel well...

i have barely eaten anything at all today...and when I've tried a few bites and I was full

and I think I have arthritis in my finger

how f'ing old am I again?

8/21/2010 8:14:53 PM

Getting old sucks, I had my shoulder pop out mid golf swing a few weeks ago. What the hell?

8/21/2010 8:31:47 PM

Quote :

" And the mosquitoes are pretty bad in the backyard "

They are HORRIBLE. My ankles are covered in mosquito bites from Monday.

8/21/2010 9:53:14 PM

If I'm outside for more than 5 minutes, I start getting bit. I hate that my nieghbor's back yard is a breeding ground for those little fuckers.

On another note, I saw a wasp raping a cicada before I left for work yesterday. I forgot to post that. It was quite interesting to see actually. that poor cicada...

8/21/2010 9:54:57 PM

i think i'm gonna go stand naked in a cold, wet corner for a little while

8/21/2010 9:58:28 PM

I need to stop talking in the past.

8/21/2010 10:00:44 PM

Philip Rivers tackle = awesome.

8/21/2010 10:25:53 PM

I want a vanity plate that says TWAT

8/21/2010 10:40:18 PM

I want one that says LKMYTWAT

8/21/2010 10:43:22 PM

I want one that says WILIKTWAT

8/21/2010 10:45:38 PM

Quote :

"On another note, I saw a wasp raping a cicada before I left for work yesterday. I forgot to post that. It was quite interesting to see actually. that poor cicada... "

I saw a hornet bring one down mid-air the other day. Pretty sweet, except for the cicada's dying cries for help

8/21/2010 10:48:54 PM

Quote :

"I want one that says LKMYTWAT"

That would TOTALLY be my plate

8/21/2010 11:16:11 PM

TWAT LKR is available

Quote :

"I saw a hornet bring one down mid-air the other day. Pretty sweet, except for the cicada's dying cries for help"

Yeah, I heard screams as I approached my car and looked on the ground as they were wrestling... I went inside, got some raid, and did them both. I really thought about just getting the gas can some matches, but I had to go to work and didn't have the time to fool around.

Quote :

"Plate is available with selected message TWAT LKR. The Plate text is subject to DMV approval"

I doubt I'd get that approved...

[Edited on August 21, 2010 at 11:23 PM. Reason : .]

8/21/2010 11:20:18 PM

tollroads are lamesauce

well, at these rates. goddamn.

8/21/2010 11:23:31 PM

So, apparently, stripper heels are made specifically to support the dancer's arch. Did not know this...

8/21/2010 11:24:15 PM

k, so if matt got in @ ~midnight 7/1
that means we stayed in denver that night
and so these tolls are for the denver-->estes trip

which means that I shouldn't have been charged.

Also, these tolls aren't even the correct amount

No big surprise: there's no way to report a mistake/request further investigation.

[Edited on August 21, 2010 at 11:42 PM. Reason : my total bill, if it were valid, should have been 6.25. not 12.25.]

[Edited on August 21, 2010 at 11:44 PM. Reason : twixt this and the news and observer, looks like I'll be heading into town wednesday.]

8/21/2010 11:40:15 PM

i got tired of working on the lawn mower more than i actually cut grass with it, so i broke down and bought a brand new one today

8/21/2010 11:56:03 PM

Son, I am dissapoint.

8/21/2010 11:57:04 PM

me too

i don't buy much of anything new, but the CL lawnmower douches are fucking crooks

8/21/2010 11:58:48 PM

lol

Just got mistake for a stripper

8/22/2010 12:00:14 AM

congrats nrr!

8/22/2010 12:00:40 AM

Wow, that is surprising. Dude musta been mad drunk.

8/22/2010 12:00:59 AM

^^i'm not too happy about it

but it is nice to just sit down on the mower and crank it up without having to pull the truck out there and jump start the ragged piece of shit

8/22/2010 12:04:21 AM

Omg tlcs sex show about cougars right now.

And the one about orgasming during childbirth. WTF WTF

8/22/2010 12:04:52 AM

Quote :

"ragged piece of shit"

8/22/2010 12:05:01 AM

what did these hornets look like that were raping and pillaging the cicadas?

there is a nest outside my building and its the huge fuckers (1.5 - 2" long) but i think they're the non-aggressive "cicada killers" ... black bodies with bright yellow stripes on the abdomen



i think the males can't even sting but i don't really want to find out if I'm wrong

8/22/2010 12:09:25 AM

better nuke 'em just to be sure

8/22/2010 12:10:05 AM

You gonna get butt raped

8/22/2010 12:10:36 AM

yo, is it possible to find an old school gas can with just a simple spout and a tiny little vent cap

all they sell now is those damn "self venting" bullshits with like triggers and valves and all this annoying plastic shit that breaks. i just want the old kind that actually worked.

8/22/2010 12:46:01 AM