hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha


i can't stop laughing

8/25/2010 1:08:42 AM

so sick of school work being up at 6:30 will not be fun

8/25/2010 1:13:11 AM

A friend of mine is moving soon, and I was supposed to join him downtown tonight, but he didn't answer his phone, so I'm sitting here at home, finishing a four loko.

8/25/2010 1:15:18 AM

J.H. Kellogg (cereal dude) helped establish the Race Betterment Foundation... hmmm

8/25/2010 1:26:08 AM

I need to get to colorado soon. Being this far away from my wife sucks.

8/25/2010 3:22:13 AM

SLEEEEEP

8/25/2010 5:56:02 AM

so a whole lot of people (both male and female) keep telling me they think i'm like i'm 24-25ish when i the age discussion comes up and are floored when i tell them i'll be 32 in november...

initially i'm all "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!" and happy about it because i think it means i still look young....

then i realize i've partied with most of them and they probably just think i act like a 24 year old which means i'm an idiot

8/25/2010 6:29:44 AM

I had a nightmare last night that I woke up, got ready for work, but I went to my babysitting job I had over the summer. For some reason the mother was happy I was there, and started giving me orders for the day. Right around then I realized I was supposed to be at my NEW job, and I pretty much jumped out their window to get out of there. I got to work late, and even though it was only my second day, I was let go.

8/25/2010 7:32:29 AM

^ I feel your pain

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 7:33 AM. Reason : .]

8/25/2010 7:33:03 AM

determined to make it through the day without a nap!!

8/25/2010 7:44:15 AM

I feel like a total stooge because I fell last night at a friend's house and busted my head open, bled all over their bathroom, and they took care of my split head. Now, I'm trying to figure out how to comb my hair after taking a shower without hurting the hell out of my noggin.

8/25/2010 8:16:17 AM

assplay

8/25/2010 8:17:29 AM

gotta learn to control your liquor, bb.

8/25/2010 8:25:48 AM

Oh, I wish that I could blame alcohol for that.

8/25/2010 9:08:33 AM

doing work at work sucks

having nothing to do at work sucks


i just can't be satisfied

8/25/2010 9:19:14 AM

Somebody go over there and give LivinProof78 a good workout on the desk...

Alas, I am spoken for and cannot do it. Who thinks they can do this justice.

8/25/2010 9:25:13 AM

congestion

8/25/2010 9:34:33 AM

I need a vacation, dealing with all of these dumbass builders who think they know more than the engineers is wearing me down. To the point where I might blow up on the next person who calls/emails me

8/25/2010 9:41:55 AM

Quote :

"I need a vacation, dealing with all of these dumbass builders who think they know more than the engineers is wearing me down. To the point where I might blow up on the next person who calls/emails me"

I used to HATE dealing with dumbass builders who think that the engineers don't have a good reason for things and therefore shortcuts and shit are totally acceptable, especially without asking anybody.

8/25/2010 9:43:26 AM

I am really starting to loathe this girl in my class. Thanks, I have a syllabus, too. I don't need you telling me everything we're doing today. I am aware. I'm also 23 years old, so it would be great if you didn't act like my mother and remind me when our class times are. I can handle myself.

8/25/2010 9:44:40 AM

maybe she is bad at trying to make friends?

8/25/2010 9:46:41 AM

I was thinking the same thing.

8/25/2010 9:48:24 AM

I think it's a mixture of both, honestly. She also interrupts people to finish their sentences when speaking to a professor.... >_>

And when I wanted to double check the meaning of something with a professor she immediately leaned over and was like "IT'S ON THE SYLLABUS".... Which I was aware of, it just wasn't a clear explanation. I'm just glad I'm not the only one thinking these things (other classmate feels the same)

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 9:50 AM. Reason : oh and I mean class as in our program.. not just one class]

8/25/2010 9:49:43 AM

8/25/2010 9:51:54 AM

the greatest thing i've heard in a long time was when the weather man uttered the words "and the humidity will be moving out this weekend" this morning on his broadcast


i'm so f'ing tired of frizzy hair

8/25/2010 10:05:21 AM

I do not want to hear any more comments that I have to take him with me to the US

it is not some kind of thing I owe to anyone.

8/25/2010 10:31:15 AM

So two nights ago I had a dream I was in a car with this black woman, who I was carpooling with to work. I think we were in an old pontiac Bonneville or something... The environment appeared to be "post apocalyptic." Anyways, we were driving on an old interstate, probably about 40 feet up in the air. (like it was part of an overpass or something) There were holes and drop offs on the side and we were driving very close to them. I would look out my window thinking, "shit, if we fall..." well yeah. The road ended prematurely (it wasn't supposed to be out, but today it was) and we drove off and landing on another overpass, crashed, and fell off that one and onto the ground. I don't know what happened after that. I woke up.


Then last night. I had a dream that I was in Lost. We made it back to the states and it was during the apocalypse. John Lock and Jack Shepard were with me, along with Kate and some other dude. Well. We are running around doing something, running errands or setting something up (I don't recall) Some plan of ours goes wrong and the other dude shoots John in the abdomen when we gather up. I watch him die. I wake up.

8/25/2010 10:32:43 AM

Dude, you have some crazy dreams.

That first dream sounds almost like the last campaign in Left For Dead 2, minus the zombies.

It sounds to me like you've been watching too much Lost and playing too much LFD2. hehehe!

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 10:38 AM. Reason : .]

8/25/2010 10:37:09 AM

I haven't touched LFD2 since I beat it like what, 2 months ago? lol

8/25/2010 10:38:59 AM

Maybe it's your subconscious telling you that you need to play again. hehehe!

8/25/2010 10:40:09 AM

who's mom is taking her to go shopping tomorrow morning at the new nordstrom?

this girl

8/25/2010 10:42:24 AM

to all my ladies.

Oh yeah. Big pimpin.

8/25/2010 10:43:34 AM

Need to shave.

People should also stop kicking me in the legs. I look like I played roshambo and lost.

8/25/2010 10:44:09 AM

i made it to page 189 yesterday...would have gotten further but i spent an hour or so goofing off instead of reading....

i'll probably finish up this book today...then on to something else

8/25/2010 10:45:23 AM

Job hunting is depressing sometimes

Also, this fucking cats are annoying as hell

8/25/2010 10:48:11 AM

i'm not starving but i want something to eat other than cereal


but i have no clue what i might possibly want



oh...and on a side note...***whew*** that was a close one

8/25/2010 11:10:34 AM

I can smell people making their lunch in the breakroom...it makes me hungry. Only 2 more hours to go...then it's my turn!!!

8/25/2010 11:18:21 AM

Taking an Advil and snagging a quick nap before Silas's therapist shows up.

8/25/2010 11:18:23 AM

time to find some ticket cows

8/25/2010 11:22:06 AM

I need a new job so fucking bad, I cannot stand this shit anymore

8/25/2010 11:43:01 AM

Note to self: Stop bending over to put your hair in a ponytail. You have low blood pressure and this makes you dizzy.

8/25/2010 12:31:18 PM

Morning of training like whoa!!!

8/25/2010 12:46:49 PM

sweet, another call back

8/25/2010 12:48:17 PM

i hate commenting on someone's facebook and getting 18945768736894 alerts after other people reply

8/25/2010 2:40:05 PM

^i share this hatred

8/25/2010 2:45:23 PM

I think my bedroom has been converted into a man-cave

8/25/2010 2:45:50 PM

send me your facebook Eugene Levy

8/25/2010 2:47:08 PM

it's in my profile, goober

8/25/2010 2:47:42 PM

nevermind, that's too easy

8/25/2010 2:51:12 PM

so's your mom

8/25/2010 2:52:13 PM