you must be a female comedian

8/25/2010 2:54:20 PM

Quote :

"THIS FUCKING CATS"

8/25/2010 2:59:29 PM

8/25/2010 3:11:17 PM

Quote :

"you must be a female comedian"

why, because I look weird and I'm not funny?

8/25/2010 3:18:28 PM

i was just going with the not funny, you don't look weird

8/25/2010 3:19:57 PM

that's not what mommy says

8/25/2010 3:20:23 PM

your mom? or are we still talking about my mom?

8/25/2010 3:21:49 PM

nope...my mom

8/25/2010 3:45:38 PM

I didn't actually nap earlier because my head hurt. I'm going to give it a second shot.

8/25/2010 3:52:07 PM

i really don't want to be here for another 4 hours

8/25/2010 3:54:46 PM

cleaning then going home


i don't think i'm going to partake in either trivia event tonight

8/25/2010 4:07:22 PM

Parts of this watermelon are amazing, other parts are too mushy and some parts just have no flavor. But they all look exactly the same.

8/25/2010 4:10:29 PM

Fedex kinda sucks.

8/25/2010 4:27:57 PM

6 stories. 25 minutes. Boo.

8/25/2010 4:34:51 PM

My goshdamned head is *still* bleeding. WTF!

8/25/2010 5:16:32 PM

Prons

8/25/2010 5:19:15 PM

Thank you, Jeebus. My husband just got a bunch of dried blood out of my hair!

8/25/2010 5:30:35 PM

I'm freaking exhausted, one more phone call and then I'm done for the day

8/25/2010 5:57:11 PM

bad timing is the story of my life..... In any way imaginable. Life is good but damn if it isn't a bitch every now and again

8/25/2010 6:14:41 PM

have to return books to the library, dinner and then durham

8/25/2010 6:23:05 PM

enchilada stuffed shells... this sounds delicious

8/25/2010 6:39:45 PM

piddling

8/25/2010 7:21:12 PM

^^tell me more, that sounds like it has potential

8/25/2010 8:09:51 PM

"Hey now, heavy ham hands!"



Thems fightin' words.

8/25/2010 8:26:44 PM

I am a bit excited about this new possible development that could mean good things for me

8/25/2010 8:49:07 PM

tired

8/25/2010 9:09:18 PM

I could go for a beer and a text right about now

8/25/2010 9:10:35 PM

well i can text you but i can't get you a beer

8/25/2010 9:11:32 PM

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?


Raw, raw, raw ah ah!!

8/25/2010 9:17:06 PM

i don't get it

8/25/2010 9:18:47 PM

the intro to bad romance

8/25/2010 9:45:36 PM

never heard it

8/25/2010 9:46:15 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I

8/25/2010 9:50:40 PM

you'll probably like this one

8/25/2010 9:51:16 PM

ahahahahaaha

"Snake Farm... it just sounds nasty"


wtf

8/25/2010 9:52:21 PM

you're welcome

8/25/2010 9:53:21 PM

after having this computer for 2 years and losing almost 10,000 songs on my last laptop i'm finally downloading limewire so i can start to rebuild my collection

8/25/2010 9:56:27 PM

^ you know limewire can fuck up your computer, right?

8/25/2010 9:57:21 PM

stay away from that shit and start downloading torrents like it's 2005

8/25/2010 9:57:32 PM

what will be the first song you download?

8/25/2010 9:57:53 PM

i have a Mac and i've never had any problems with it in the past

my first download is Dub Side of the Moon by Easy Star All Stars


that dirty basslines thread reminded me how much i LOVE that CD

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 10:00 PM. Reason : dirty]

8/25/2010 9:59:24 PM

just once this week i would like to get home before 9

8/25/2010 9:59:27 PM

I wish my voice was better already

Hot tea w/ honey then I'm going to bed

8/25/2010 10:00:31 PM

the first song i downloaded on napster way back when was enter sandman by metallica

8/25/2010 10:03:00 PM

Sore and tired but at least I kicked TKE-Teg's ass in tennis this evening.

Early bed tonight.

8/25/2010 10:07:16 PM

I'm fat and disgusting.

And my brain is churning. OMG.
Totally going to take a Benedryl to get to sleep 2nite.

8/25/2010 10:12:01 PM

^^^OMG...i'm surprised you didn't get sued

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 10:12 PM. Reason : kjwel]

8/25/2010 10:12:31 PM

dont take meds to sleep when you have a potential concussion

8/25/2010 10:12:41 PM

Fuck. Just realized I double booked myself Saturday night...

8/25/2010 10:16:24 PM

I really hope I get out of this slump real fast.

8/25/2010 10:17:14 PM