uh, i had three dates last night
and all of them were smaller than me!

to quote Bender, "i'm back, baby!"

8/27/2010 10:49:31 AM

I'm such a sap

8/27/2010 10:52:56 AM

Quote :

"^^ I don't like the sound of that ^ or that "

maybe it's a sign to take it easy and do some house drinking and leave the real partying til tomorrow!


or not


^^and how'd they go? and what are you now? the white bill belamey?

[Edited on August 27, 2010 at 10:56 AM. Reason : dann-o]

8/27/2010 10:55:31 AM

I remember saying "oh shit, I do have $10" but I don't remember what I spent it on

8/27/2010 10:58:39 AM

As soon as I get ready to function today I need to clean and start packing my shit up.

8/27/2010 10:59:13 AM

I'm going to take a hammer and smash my phone into a million little pieces, then curl up on the couch and die

8/27/2010 11:16:43 AM

so it was a great concert? where did you stay?

8/27/2010 11:19:24 AM

Haha ya it was, I'm at amys

8/27/2010 11:20:19 AM

I want to go to Cooperstown again so bad.

[Edited on August 27, 2010 at 11:40 AM. Reason : in fact I'm going to organize a trip there next year]

8/27/2010 11:39:55 AM

Yahoo stories never link right

Why have "5 signs a man is interested" on your front page if no one is able to access it?

And you wonder why Google is whooping that ass

8/27/2010 11:48:54 AM

anybody wanna grab some lunch in mission valley?

8/27/2010 11:56:07 AM

man, i would, but i don't plan on getting outta bed for another hour

8/27/2010 11:57:10 AM

im thinkin ruckus or bada

8/27/2010 11:58:08 AM

I would too but I just grabbed taco bell

8/27/2010 11:59:42 AM

oh i didnt know u were in town already.


so i have another birthday part to attend in the early afternoon. imma do that and then head over to bada around 4-5 to meet up with yall. Is that still the plan?

8/27/2010 12:03:25 PM

Just ran into the woman who was my 6th grade teacher - I swear she hasn't changed a bit

8/27/2010 12:04:59 PM

8/27/2010 12:05:33 PM

Mmmmm sammich

My new boss: so someone told you it was casual Friday
Me: don't have to tell me twice!

Lots of people eat at their desk here...I wonder why that is. It also seems people take short lunches. Do you have to to stay afloat/relevant around here? These are questions I need answered

8/27/2010 12:10:31 PM

did you ask the Spaceballs question?

8/27/2010 12:12:27 PM

ya Dave, I'll be there

8/27/2010 12:20:16 PM

what are you doing tonight?

8/27/2010 12:24:36 PM

apparently being a hipster

8/27/2010 12:26:17 PM

make sure to wear an ironic shirt and a mismatched cardigan

8/27/2010 12:30:41 PM

we might still do the house thing over at your place tim

me and lindsey don't really see the point in going to a bar tonight when we will be at one for 12+ hours tomorrow

8/27/2010 12:34:23 PM

I was thinking either a lynyrd skynyrd shirt or my "grandpa, best thing since sliced bread" shirt

8/27/2010 12:35:30 PM

Not yet, Danny....haven't seen him yet.

8/27/2010 12:36:26 PM

yeah i just found out about it this morning.

i'm down for whatever as long as it involves tequila, triple sec and nicotine

8/27/2010 12:36:34 PM

what are my and my friends thinking about

8/27/2010 12:38:52 PM

we OWNNNN this thread

8/27/2010 12:42:42 PM

8/27/2010 12:44:19 PM

I must be getting old, I don't even know what half of those are

8/27/2010 12:47:27 PM

wtf is an Indica....?

Somone go get the in house TWW pharmacist...paging bamxr4

[Edited on August 27, 2010 at 12:50 PM. Reason : .]

8/27/2010 12:49:41 PM

http://www.phantasytour.com/bisco/boards_thread.cgi?threadID=2428966&page=1


lolololololol

8/27/2010 12:56:28 PM

Lazy Friday

8/27/2010 1:11:38 PM

^^reading through that actually kinda pisses me off


people need to calm their asses down- if dude wants to leave, let him. Also, to play devils advocate, dude could have waited a bit. I would have sat there and just reved the fuck out of my engine until they got the point (I have a big loud truck)

8/27/2010 1:28:21 PM

damned neighbor's cat is driving me nuts crying

8/27/2010 1:29:33 PM

dammit, that song always makes me cry

8/27/2010 1:41:31 PM

Signing the lease tonight!

8/27/2010 1:41:54 PM

WARNING: there's period talk in the ladies talking shop thread

8/27/2010 1:54:52 PM

I guess I need to make my way over there.

8/27/2010 1:58:55 PM

i missed all the action, but I'm totally stealing "::unzips pants::"

also all the got had to do was say move please, let that ne a lesson to you noobs, don't leave during setbreak

8/27/2010 1:58:59 PM

This weekend is going to be tough on my liver...

8/27/2010 2:01:35 PM

^^i don't care what someone does- if they mess up and go against the norm, you still don't start trying to fuck their shit up

^what do yall have in store for tonight? (I know yall are doin the bachelor thing tomorrow)

[Edited on August 27, 2010 at 2:02 PM. Reason : egvwerwe]

8/27/2010 2:01:45 PM

Nothing. LOL. Might head over to Bryan, Patrick, and Obama boy's house for a bit.

8/27/2010 2:03:05 PM

lol Obama boy... hahahaha



but yeah, we were thinking about maybe rolling that way too for a bit- let us know if you do cause that will further sway our decision

8/27/2010 2:04:31 PM

in all serious that lot scene was pretty bonkers

8/27/2010 2:06:57 PM

^^
You didnt say which way it would sway your decision.

8/27/2010 2:22:17 PM

http://thegloss.com/sex-and-dating/allie-brosh-presents-4-super-romantic-ways-to-break-up-with-your-girlfriend/



in the comments section: some dude breaks up with his girlfriends by giving them an empty tiffany's ring box.....

8/27/2010 2:23:32 PM

Pool time.

I'm really going to miss being able to do this three times a week.

8/27/2010 2:24:20 PM

ugh. I really don't have time for this, but it would be rude to not show up and say hi.

8/27/2010 3:11:52 PM