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WHERE'S THE DOKTA?

8/27/2010 9:58:11 PM

anyone else need to be told what is what? i've got my parental finger wagging. might as well keep on lecturing while i'm at it.

8/27/2010 10:31:33 PM

you can try to tell me off

but be forewarned, this will be seen as an act of war... and unimaginable punishment will be brought to your front doorstep

8/27/2010 10:36:28 PM

Might as well do my homework...

8/27/2010 10:38:23 PM

EMCE, i lecture out of love not hostility.

8/27/2010 10:39:18 PM

I understand.

I suspend and rape out of hostility, not love.

8/27/2010 10:41:27 PM

I'm glad to have gotten my Ambien refilled. I'm looking forward to a good night of sleep tonight.

8/27/2010 10:45:05 PM

Oh man.
I MUST get my cabin clean by sunday, really.

8/27/2010 10:52:30 PM

If someone could read all the PMs on this site, holy crap the dirt they would find out

8/28/2010 12:15:51 AM

When I saw ^ had posted in here, I expected it to be something like "I love my wife. holy crap"
Alas, that works too

8/28/2010 12:24:35 AM

Quote :

""I love my wife. holy crap""

8/28/2010 12:25:08 AM

ahahaha

8/28/2010 12:27:39 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAOwo6uuhok&feature=player_embedded

Watch that.

Holy fuck it's catchy.

Also, POKE!

8/28/2010 12:43:51 AM

dammit, I have now mixed the burned bottom layer of rice throughout the whole pot, beyond hope of separation

sigh

8/28/2010 1:17:54 AM

GET MONEY FUCK BITCHES FIX PORSCHE.

8/28/2010 1:18:45 AM

POKE

8/28/2010 1:20:51 AM

i need to throw another dinner party!
with select guests for maximum fun

8/28/2010 1:22:02 AM

^ I read that as Maxim fun... and was about to say I can bring some issues

8/28/2010 1:23:23 AM

ok
bed
oh man

8/28/2010 1:26:23 AM

ANOTHER CONTENDER ENTERS THE RING!!!

DETAILS TO FOLLOW

8/28/2010 1:27:01 AM

someone needs to make a happy birthday saps852 thread...

it's his birthday...but I used up my thread to brag about moving out of my parents house finally.

8/28/2010 1:29:45 AM

I keep seeing Facebook statuses about some Creed concert in the general area...?
I didn't even know that was happening. And I seriously hope that those particular friends are trying to be ironic about saying they liked it.

[Edited on August 28, 2010 at 2:10 AM. Reason : .]

8/28/2010 2:10:25 AM

Ever get the feeling that something may be going quicker than you expected or think it should be?



And goddamnit my dad keeps this place hot sometimes. Its nice (even cool!) outside but I can't open the windows for a breeze more than an inch

8/28/2010 2:11:39 AM

haha. watch out, it might bite ya in the arse But I hope not, good sir.

8/28/2010 2:14:28 AM

Fuck this shit. I'm tired. I miss my wife. And I'm not getting much done at work. I'm going home. Bai.

8/28/2010 3:09:47 AM

My credit card balance is just a bit less than the real money I have in my checking account and the rent's due in a few days

8/28/2010 7:41:39 AM

Silas woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

8/28/2010 7:44:01 AM

today is going to suck soo badly

8/28/2010 8:48:46 AM

So my BIL and his gf have a dachshund, Oliver...he is not snipped

He has been furiously trying to mount Sabrina since we got here last night...and she's letting him!!! LOL

Problem is he's mounting her face

8/28/2010 8:55:08 AM

blargh.
Sweet jesus.
I quite hope that new kid made it out here. I can't handle another day like yesterday.

I don't want to shower. I don't want to deal with my laundry.

8/28/2010 9:13:32 AM

Holy shit my legs are sore from my workout yesterday

8/28/2010 9:13:47 AM

Well fuck...now I gotta pack.

8/28/2010 9:15:55 AM

15 minutes to accomplish ~25 minutes worth of getting ready.
And I'm on the computer.
I just want to sleep.

8/28/2010 9:43:12 AM

paperwork officially submitted for the navy

now i just have to take the stupid test

8/28/2010 10:52:06 AM

Quote :

"So my BIL and his gf have a dachshund, Oliver...he is not snipped He has been furiously trying to mount Sabrina since we got here last night...and she's letting him!!! LOL Problem is he's mounting her face "

lol poor brina is getting face raped



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ugh, my "light and easy night" turned out to be not so light and easy thanks to ncstatetke deciding to offer me sailor jerry drinks

todays activities are going to be interesting

8/28/2010 11:02:19 AM

LOL, I was very responsible as always. Three beers and loads of water and that's it. Today is gonna be a long one and I'll be outside a lot.

What the heck time did you guys leave?

8/28/2010 11:29:01 AM

1:15-1:30ish

8/28/2010 11:44:18 AM

I just threw the cat into the dog crate WITH the dog. I'm so tired of my son being unable to eat a meal without the cat trying to steal half of it.

8/28/2010 12:15:04 PM

Lol

8/28/2010 12:33:30 PM

82 mf doom instrumental tracks

8/28/2010 12:48:29 PM

maybe Gambit will make a new friend today

8/28/2010 12:49:56 PM

haha i can't wait to see you fags today

8/28/2010 12:50:14 PM

a good saturday just got turned into one of the worst days of my life

i'm going to go throw up now

ugh.

8/28/2010 1:10:02 PM

ok the worst is definitely an exaggeration but a bad bad bad bad BAD day is not an exaggeration.

8/28/2010 1:20:11 PM

bahahahahahahahaha


the shirt i'm wearing is hilarious

(not an ironic tee)

8/28/2010 1:23:36 PM

I'm watching Coming to America.

this movie brings the lawls

I have less than a week to fix Valkyrie up someplace. I think that I may make actually have a good solution for reals.

8/28/2010 1:26:11 PM

^YO RENTS DUE, MUTHAFUCKA

8/28/2010 1:31:24 PM

oh the mail doesn't come until 5

maybe i should just drink myself into a stupor that way when it comes and i open it i won't care when it says FAIL

fail fail fail fail fail

I AM A FAILURE

8/28/2010 1:33:21 PM

Terrible morning -> hopefully fun night? I hope so.

8/28/2010 1:36:33 PM

^^no, no you are not

[Edited on August 28, 2010 at 1:44 PM. Reason : carrots....but either way]

8/28/2010 1:36:54 PM