Yes I am.

8/28/2010 1:41:44 PM

i am, too

like actually getting a letter in the mail today that proclaims it

irrefutable evidence that i am a failure

[Edited on August 28, 2010 at 1:44 PM. Reason : .]

8/28/2010 1:44:19 PM

I am pretty sure that if I counted up all the failmail that I've gotten it would be a sad sight indeed.

You should look into the State Dept....they were the only group willing to take me.

8/28/2010 1:46:45 PM

if i get my failure letter, no one will take me

i'll have to like, waitress for the rest of my life

8/28/2010 1:47:36 PM

Lies, the Foreign Service will take anyone. You just might not be a lawyer for them.

8/28/2010 1:48:45 PM

i wish i could just heed my own advice about failing

i mean i know 100% i failed. but my own advice is that it is just a test and not life or death and that i can take it again

but that is so much easier to say to other people and completely impossible to accept myself

AHHH.

8/28/2010 1:50:46 PM

it is just a test and not life or death

8/28/2010 2:03:35 PM

running a food blog is going to end up being expensive. i cant afford to eat out enough to keep this updated enough.

8/28/2010 2:04:30 PM

well, let local businesses know you are running a flood blog, maybe you will get some coupons!

8/28/2010 2:07:17 PM

i hate everything...who is going to give me free food to shit talk them?

8/28/2010 2:12:35 PM

i wish i could go running right now really really bad

but i can't

so now i'm just sitting here wanting to pull my hair out. AHHH.

8/28/2010 2:25:17 PM

Took the first things over to my new place. I can only move around my work schedule so it's probably going to take some time to move.

8/28/2010 2:33:17 PM

bout to wash my unit. then wax it.

8/28/2010 2:53:41 PM

everybody knows I'm a motherfucking monster

8/28/2010 2:56:26 PM

Silas is asleep and I've finished my book. I think I'm going to shave my legs and repaint my toe nails.

8/28/2010 3:08:04 PM

my cat is cleaning my arm. searching for fleas and everything

kinda pinchy

but cute

8/28/2010 3:12:35 PM

...holy mother of god!

thank you, brady, AGAIN, for the washer.

8/28/2010 3:25:59 PM

blah

plans for the night have gone to shit

8/28/2010 3:40:32 PM

The5thsoth, not everyone wants a job with the State department.

8/28/2010 3:45:22 PM

so my options are state dept and ihop

life is so awesome!

8/28/2010 3:49:06 PM

You're probably overqualified for both.

8/28/2010 3:59:55 PM

Does that mean you got your letter?

8/28/2010 4:56:36 PM

WATER TASTES SO GOOD.

8/28/2010 5:09:15 PM

ThePeter shut your stupid mouth.

...its the only place that I know for a fact is hiring...

...so of course I harp on it...

8/28/2010 7:18:05 PM

hostility ITT.

8/28/2010 7:25:37 PM

and I hope he knows that I mean it too

8/28/2010 7:26:45 PM

Dude. You got a job. Congrats.

8/28/2010 7:29:31 PM

Shaving check. Eyebrows check. Nail polish removal check.
Gotta paint toes.
What color...hrm...

8/28/2010 7:38:43 PM

Emerald Green

8/28/2010 7:45:50 PM

I have a seafoam green.
For emerald green, I'd have to break into Elise's to steal her nail polish.

8/28/2010 7:46:38 PM

lol.. how about Ruby Red?

8/28/2010 7:47:21 PM

what are you, fucking santa?

red is for whores.

8/28/2010 7:47:52 PM

vagina is my 3rd favorite hole

8/28/2010 7:50:13 PM

Now I'm curious about the first two?

Doughnut hole
Hole in one
Vagina?

8/28/2010 7:51:02 PM

I wish I could go on the trip. I would love it. but alas, I cannot This makes me a sad panda carp.

8/28/2010 7:59:15 PM

Hahaha. . Silas's love hurts.

8/28/2010 8:14:04 PM

phew

8/28/2010 8:16:38 PM

|(_Y_)|

8/28/2010 8:43:04 PM

Well, I thought that I might get laid tonight, but my husband has already fallen asleep.
Gotdangit.

8/28/2010 8:46:03 PM

Quote :

"GET SOME DAWG"

8/28/2010 8:47:29 PM

blow and bangin

8/28/2010 8:50:13 PM

i was all ready to go out but now i'm getting SLEEPY.

8/28/2010 8:51:59 PM

i would go out, but i don't have any friends in this shit town anywhere.

8/28/2010 8:58:48 PM

aha. i feel your pain, dude.
i feel that 6 out of 7 nights a week.

8/28/2010 8:59:28 PM

Quote :

"IN THIS ANYWHERE"

8/28/2010 8:59:59 PM

today, we are all anywhere

8/28/2010 9:02:36 PM

My next husband's gonna play guitar and wear cowboy boots.

8/28/2010 9:03:53 PM

My next wife... Oh snap, there will never be a next wife...

8/28/2010 9:07:57 PM

I don't plan on another husband, but people die and I'm not going to live my life alone. By the time my mother was 42, she had outlived 2 husbands. Hell, my daddy wasn't even 35 when he died. I'm a realist.

8/28/2010 9:11:30 PM

uhhh

8/28/2010 9:12:01 PM