I know. I know.
But they were both accidents.

My momma's first husband was a horse trainer and ended up drug by a spooked horse.
My daddy was in a car accident.

8/28/2010 9:14:38 PM

Oh, I'm not sayin' I wouldn't have committed relationship with another woman after Audra, I just wouldn't ever get married ever again. Audra will always be my wife. Death can't seperate shit.

8/28/2010 9:15:05 PM

Uh, yeah. Forget that crap.
My mom is on her 3rd marriage and my dad was on his second when he died.

Marriage has its financial and legal benefits outside of all the lovey dovey crap.

8/28/2010 9:16:51 PM

Meh, legal benefits sure. Financial? It's minimal considering the binding contract I'd be obligated to. It's like signing up for TWC's 2 year "fixed rate" plan.

yeah, no thanks.

8/28/2010 9:20:04 PM

roffle

8/28/2010 9:20:34 PM

There's just so many things I can't touch. I'm torn

8/28/2010 9:22:29 PM

HANDSY HANDSY!
TOUCH IT TOUCH IT!

8/28/2010 9:24:48 PM

what is this....I don't even...

8/28/2010 9:25:52 PM

If your belly button is not an inny then I'm outty. So lets hop in my mini van and get rowdy. Come on

8/28/2010 9:27:35 PM

Look at you recycling poasts.

8/28/2010 9:28:25 PM

I do what I can to appeal to environmentalists. I figure it helps negate the fact that my Porsche gets about 10mpg ATM

8/28/2010 9:32:04 PM

Thats about what my mustang got before I got rid of that beast. Now I am running 40 mpg on da motorcycle...So I keep my posts fresh.

8/28/2010 9:33:11 PM

so fresh and so clean...

haha. once I get a new set of headers, I should be back up the 20mpg range, well, that is until I start modding the engine for moar p0w3r.

I want a motorcycle. I really want one... I need to look into learning how to ride and then get one in the winter or something.

8/28/2010 9:35:14 PM

L. O. L. at her deleting my comment. Real mature

8/28/2010 9:39:05 PM

holy hell
when a burger is called for, and said burger hits the spot

man, it's FANTASTIC!

And I finagled a free half hour from this. mwuahahaha

8/28/2010 9:44:21 PM

Foreigner car, feeling like a fallen star. 'Bout the menage 'tois ain't that what that Pokey said. Never been scared, South side will leave you dead. And call me Big Meaty, call me Big Meaty.

8/28/2010 9:59:12 PM

HANSON!

8/28/2010 10:52:32 PM

Whoa...okay, random feeling of sadness.

8/28/2010 10:53:44 PM

It will be okay sawahash.

8/28/2010 11:04:42 PM

I totally have a new/additional "type", for men.

Gee, thanks a lot

This week is going to suck so much. goddamn. And I jsut realized I left my book at work.

8/28/2010 11:05:31 PM

Desperate for attention right here, folks!

8/28/2010 11:17:37 PM

nah, but really
am I THAT hard up for pussy?

I'm thinking no, but I'd hate to have regrets.

8/29/2010 12:09:04 AM

how can i not love such a ridiculous person?
ah. love.

8/29/2010 12:12:22 AM

Tomorrow could be a VERY good day

8/29/2010 12:20:03 AM

^*thwack*

8/29/2010 12:20:57 AM

^*smack*

8/29/2010 12:22:25 AM

Whatever. I got you first.

8/29/2010 12:23:11 AM

whatever, I got you last

8/29/2010 12:23:32 AM

I cannot express how embarrassing this is.......



but i never knew kesha was white until that video bb posted.... but now that i think about it, i can't even imagine why i ever even thought that she wasn't...

8/29/2010 12:28:36 AM

*rotflmao*

It's ok. I didn't think she was white until her first single came out.

8/29/2010 12:30:05 AM

I wish I could paint pictures with words.

Or, rather, I wish I knew how, and how to do it concisely.

Because this image in my head is very static and too wordy of a description is just completely the opposite of that moment.

8/29/2010 12:55:32 AM

Tomorrow is going to be a Bojangles and Pizza day.

On a slightly different note, I only have ONE more WEEK in NC!!

Who wants to party in the middle of this week up in RALEIGHWOOD??!?

8/29/2010 1:09:23 AM

My roommates are morons

8/29/2010 1:16:24 AM

it's gonna get better.
But I'm not going to be passive, either.

8/29/2010 1:19:32 AM

^^Chris, you rooming with anyone I know? Can I laugh at them?

Also, I've had my fair share of awful roommates.

8/29/2010 1:21:36 AM

Holy fuck CASUMMER is all over the boards. I R Jealous

8/29/2010 1:27:37 AM

k
bed for real
thank god for mindy.
and OMG I don't HAVE to be up til 8am!

8/29/2010 1:33:04 AM

sigh

8/29/2010 1:43:00 AM

hgis

8/29/2010 1:44:18 AM

8/29/2010 1:48:31 AM

First second date in 6 months tomorrow, sweet.

8/29/2010 1:49:53 AM

Quote :

"why don't yall just bang and get it over with....again"

There's a whole lot of that going on around here.

8/29/2010 1:50:56 AM

8/29/2010 1:51:21 AM

Its like its spring or something

8/29/2010 1:53:00 AM

my computer spits the weirdest things out at me at the strangest times

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8/29/2010 1:57:37 AM

I think I just saw a ghost

8/29/2010 2:01:57 AM

welp - i'm not dead

8/29/2010 2:11:31 AM

thats always a good thing

8/29/2010 2:14:00 AM

hooray nondeath

8/29/2010 2:14:54 AM

kelly's not dead, but her pics in premie palace on the last post are!

8/29/2010 2:15:39 AM