an autographed, game-worn Koren Robinson jersey???

sure

9/1/2010 5:06:58 PM

Why the fuck will no one trade me a TX Lot pass for a Varsity Club Lot pass? Varsity is closer to the stadium!

9/1/2010 5:09:19 PM

OMG MELANIE OUDIN

9/1/2010 5:16:53 PM

15K posts. holla

9/1/2010 5:17:28 PM

I love this episode of That 70s Show (when Eric's grandma dies)

9/1/2010 5:21:14 PM

crap
srsly
wtf else was I trying to get hold of and do?

9/1/2010 5:28:36 PM

^me

9/1/2010 5:28:58 PM

I feel like I haven't slept in days.

9/1/2010 5:35:06 PM

You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup.

9/1/2010 5:41:13 PM

well that wasn't very nice at all

my feelings are hurt

9/1/2010 5:43:00 PM

it's from Venture Brothers


i <3 Venture Brothers

9/1/2010 5:47:31 PM

me too

9/1/2010 5:51:19 PM

The new season of Venture Brothers starts pretty soon

9/1/2010 5:51:21 PM

Master Billy Quizboy Boy Genius is my favorite character

9/1/2010 5:53:34 PM

being at home always makes me quasi suicidal

if i was never here, then i'd be happy 100% of the time

9/1/2010 5:53:59 PM

quick, tww, tell me if this is okay to say

facebook status:

"Emily ******** feeling extra bloated today, so I'm parking in the expectant mothers spot at the teeter. I DARE someone to say something to me."

my response would be:

"i thought the fat people parked in the handicapped spots"

should I?

9/1/2010 5:59:58 PM

DO IT

9/1/2010 6:07:54 PM

DONE

9/1/2010 6:10:04 PM

the next one was:

Paulette ********* What to do on a 3 day weekend?

my comment:

::unzips pants::

9/1/2010 6:13:41 PM

I feel angry/frustrated that certain people are grumpy/mean/assholish/angry all the time and keep saying that they are not.


wow that was kinda hard to write, glad I did.

9/1/2010 6:16:43 PM

Mosquitoes suck.

9/1/2010 6:28:18 PM

Once this guy runs this command and gives me the output, I can FINALLY leave work

9/1/2010 7:11:02 PM

It's not bad, but it could be better. I'll get it eventually. I'll also eventually have all the spices for this, too

9/1/2010 7:15:02 PM

job opportunities

9/1/2010 7:35:03 PM

*whines*

i don't wanna be at home tonight, but i have got to get a good night of sleep.

i can't wait for josh to finish with his nap so i can have the whole bed to myself.
totally going to take up the entire bed, drink my water, and catch up on weeds.

9/1/2010 8:04:35 PM

i am a dumbass for making my doctor's appt at 9am tomorrow

it sounded like a good idea at the time, cause i wanted to get it out of the way so it wasn't in the middle of my day (since i'm so busy with a job and shit)

but i guess when i was making it i forgot to think about the fact that it is in cary and i am in raleigh and it is like going to be a 40 minute drive IN rush hour traffic

boooooo.

ok i exaggerated. like a 30 min drive. but still IN rush hour traffic. no bueno.

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 8:32 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2010 8:31:25 PM

i gotta take a friend to the airport tomorrow at 9


i don't think it will be that bad (then again, I get to avoid the whole us 1 mess by taking wade out to 40)

9/1/2010 8:36:12 PM

man I'm kinda glad I don't live in the triangle anymore

but I hope to get back there sometime anyway

9/1/2010 8:55:12 PM

Bout to make a few quick bucks & hopefully not get shot
Hellllo wrong side of the Plaza!

9/1/2010 8:57:31 PM

So my dad is like you of all people needs to stay away from carbs and im like the only carbs i eat are wheat bread! i hate pasta and shit!


...as I nomnomnom on my chicken pot pie....

9/1/2010 9:03:26 PM

only two hours til the next update!

9/1/2010 9:05:03 PM

I'll be pissed if fighting gravity goes home.

9/1/2010 9:26:20 PM

a punchmonk

9/1/2010 9:30:09 PM

in on this page

9/1/2010 9:34:10 PM

Life sucks, then you die!

9/1/2010 9:35:01 PM

feel so bad for my boo. Wish there was something I could do.

9/1/2010 9:38:20 PM

I got interviewed by ABC...watch for me at 11!

9/1/2010 9:41:44 PM

did you pull an antoine dodson?

9/1/2010 9:43:40 PM

Quote :

"Life sucks, then you die!"

more like


Life is a bitch and then you die
still tryin to get a piece of that apple pie...............................

---spoken by Jesus Himself

9/1/2010 9:45:12 PM

Ugh i have to take a saliva test in an hour which is basically chewing on a cotton ball for a few minutes for the next couple of nights. Here's to hopefully figuring out what in the heck is wrong.

9/1/2010 9:46:03 PM

Cold beer, hot wings
Wranglers, Skoal ring
Get just what you see
Gun rack, ball cap
Don't take no crap
Ain't a pretty boy-toy
I'll rock you steady
Rough and ready


Getting a second wind.
At this rate, I'm never going to sleep.
I think that an Ambien may be in order tonight.
At least my entire day is clear tomorrow.

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 9:47 PM. Reason : y'haw!]

9/1/2010 9:46:10 PM

Quote :

"Ugh i have to take a saliva test in an hour which is basically chewing on a cotton ball for a few minutes for the next couple of nights. Here's to hopefully figuring out what in the heck is wrong. "

chewing on a cotton ball makes me feel queasy. i don't know why. i'm not generally a queasy person...blood, vomit, feces, and stuff like that doesn't ever gross me out. but the texture of cotton balls, especially the texture of chewing on one, kinda gives me that yucky feeling. i think i'd gag

i hope you find out what is wrong! what type of test is it for?

9/1/2010 9:55:31 PM

a boy

9/1/2010 9:58:19 PM

I've just recently become a gagger at the dentist and stuff

cotton ball sounds perfectly terrible

9/1/2010 9:58:39 PM

4^ mmmm I want someone to rock me steady, rough and ready!

9/1/2010 10:01:29 PM

hehe.
i <3 that song.

9/1/2010 10:03:08 PM

I have never felt so weird after a fantasy draft

9/1/2010 10:09:42 PM

my belly is so full of apple-y goodness.

9/1/2010 10:13:55 PM

Quote :

"OF APPLE-Y GOODNESS"

9/1/2010 10:14:31 PM

Tired. And I still need to shower.

9/1/2010 10:23:46 PM