so beyond done

9/14/2010 3:36:05 PM

if you are happy at work, does that mean you are "gruntled"?

[Edited on September 14, 2010 at 4:26 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2010 4:10:42 PM

back hurts want massage

9/14/2010 4:16:04 PM

Awe. It's kinda cute listening to the kids outside playing hide and seek.

1....2....3....4....5....10........Ready or not here I come!

9/14/2010 4:46:43 PM

allergies...may not be allergies...


not feeling so hot right now

9/14/2010 4:50:44 PM

OH NO!
U GOT DA MONO!

9/14/2010 4:51:38 PM

Do you take vitamins?

Are you on some fake diet?


You shouldn't be sick this much. You need to eat right, keep your system neutral, take all your vitamins, and be true as an omnivore and eat the biggest variety of foods you can.

9/14/2010 4:52:45 PM

She works with small children. They are giant factories of super germs. Unless you wear a hazmat suit to work, you will get sick until you've built up 30 years worth of antibodies to super germs.

9/14/2010 4:54:26 PM

I'm not sick that often...I do, however have a rabid ragweed allergy.

And I take a multivitamin every morning.

And diets? Hah. I don't diet. I'd rather be fat.

9/14/2010 4:55:23 PM

I haven't watched Fox News Comedy Hour in like ten months. Guess I'll watch it for a bit before heading out here...

[Edited on September 14, 2010 at 5:00 PM. Reason : FRIES -----> RIOT]

9/14/2010 5:00:28 PM

Very productive day today. Now I just have to get ready for court tomorrow. Damn ticket.

9/14/2010 5:07:55 PM

note to self: next time you go on a vacation with a bunch of girls, try to make sure one of the fellas conveniently shows up. I feel like the 3rd wheel down here.

/emo DROD900

MAS CERVEZAS!! also, I wanna drop into that Cigar Store, wonder what time they close

9/14/2010 5:10:32 PM

^at least you're not the single guy surrounded by couples

9/14/2010 5:11:50 PM

I hate being emo.

9/14/2010 5:16:27 PM

^5th wheel is worse than 3rd wheel with 2 other girls

9/14/2010 5:17:25 PM

yeah, its me, my wife, my daughter, my sister in law, my mother in law

you be the judge

9/14/2010 5:20:10 PM

that run has not done any favors for how i'm feeling

9/14/2010 5:23:23 PM

Halo has nothing on 1988's ad awesomeness.

9/14/2010 5:44:44 PM

i should get unnaked

it's kinda cool how this training class is taking place where i live

but yet, i can get in on all the meals being provided for people that are here traveling for two weeks.

13 days of free breakfast (catered) / lunches (catered) / dinners (out at restaurants or the country club)... fuck yeah


and more snacks than i can shake a stick at

apparently 2pm is cheesecake and coffee time

9/14/2010 6:01:41 PM

^fatty

9/14/2010 6:03:15 PM

i knew she was fine like a ticket in the dash

9/14/2010 6:03:59 PM

you aint lyin

9/14/2010 6:04:15 PM

hilarious timing on her texting me to come see her

9/14/2010 6:10:19 PM

i really need to get some real food in me


blood sugar is still low and i'm shaky

9/14/2010 6:18:17 PM

ill put some food in you

9/14/2010 6:19:59 PM

Amn't going to clean your whole place and do your laundry. FU.

9/14/2010 6:32:48 PM

back thing
thursday night
pumpkin pie
cleaning my room

9/14/2010 6:51:34 PM

1.5 LITERS OF MOUNTAIN DEW IN AN HOUR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


fuck me i am going to fail so hard

9/14/2010 6:56:33 PM

When did melissa joan hart become attractive again?

9/14/2010 7:01:47 PM

I need to organize my room better. I can't handle clutter.

9/14/2010 7:12:14 PM

steaks tonight

+1

9/14/2010 7:13:31 PM

^

i had mountain dew and peanuts. fuuuuuuuck college

9/14/2010 7:14:03 PM

Damn, dude on Jeopardy just won $77,000 tonight, something like a $111,000 two day total. We could have another Ken Jennings on our hands

9/14/2010 7:33:09 PM

ugh everything is annoying me right now. Hopefully a workout will calm me down. Then time to start packing!

9/14/2010 7:36:39 PM

I gave my 2 week notice at work today. I have nothing lined up, but I have 3 months of savings to ride on if I have to.


I must be losing my mind.

9/14/2010 7:45:59 PM

Holy shit. I called her and we were only on the phone for 12 minutes. That has never happened, ever.

9/14/2010 7:55:18 PM

Taco Tuesday to calm me the fuck down

9/14/2010 7:58:00 PM

yeah that jeopardy guy is epic

9/14/2010 7:58:27 PM

Wipeout brings the LOLZ

9/14/2010 8:24:37 PM

Can't believe it took me 4 yrs to figure out that my dog can't handle the rich foods. I give him crappy cheap foods and he has solid stools finally.

He's not exploding from both ends because he spent the night at the vets and ate their food.

9/14/2010 8:53:25 PM

It's the difference between eating caviar and mcdonalds. mcdonalds will make your shit hard as a rock, while caviar will make you shit liquid

9/14/2010 8:56:59 PM

Yeah and as much as I love my dog I do not love his midnight STANK ass puke and buttsplosion mixture. Hard stools it is!

9/14/2010 8:58:38 PM

Hate is an incredibly exhausting emotion . . .

9/14/2010 8:59:38 PM

win/win in my book. not everything in life must be difficult

9/14/2010 8:59:55 PM

I waned sour skittles but had to settle for warheads

9/14/2010 9:05:12 PM

Poppycock ruined it. lol

9/14/2010 9:16:29 PM

It's weird how sometimes normal food kind of grosses me out and there's only one thing I can even stand to think about eating. After my grandmother died it was cheese sandwiches (with nothing but cheese and bread) for like a month. Tonight it's cereal. I don't get it.

9/14/2010 9:24:13 PM

lololololol

9/14/2010 9:25:03 PM

I hope this isn't the first time you've seen that ^

9/14/2010 9:26:41 PM

no but its been what seems like 3 years or so, so that makes it worthy for a reposting

9/14/2010 9:33:31 PM